Thank You From The Diaboys

(Well as I said above, this is obviously not part of the story but I think it's cute so I'm putting it in so deal with it bro!)

Author: Shu, you're up first. (Hands Shu the mike)

Shu: Hello, I can't believe you interrupted my music for this, it better be a good reason or you're getting punished Foxfire-chan.

Author: I'll sing with you later okay, no promises it's going to be good but I'll even stop Reiji from bothering you so please Shu (sends him puppy dog eyes)

Shu: Ugh, such a persistant woman. It's not like I wanted to talk to you but the chance or Reiji not breathing down my neck for once is well appreciated so I'll say my bit. I suppose I look forward to seeing you guys soon, just hope you can sing well and don't bother me and let me sleep. (Falls asleep with mike in hand and Author Chan is forced to try to lug his heavy body with her small frail body and barely manages to get him out of the room)

Author: Okay, Reiji you can come in now.

Reiji: Why did you require my presence here?

Author: Well, please read my very small authors note, it will explain.

Reiji: Oh, now I understand. You think it's "cute" if we say thank you to the readers and give them best wishes and the likes. Well this is definitely a waste of my time so I expect some of your blood as payment afterwards Foxfire-chan.

Author: Fine, just don't drain me or bite too hard please, it's not enjoyable you know. I dare you to get someone to bite you and see how it feels to have your blood sucked out.

Reiji: Fine I'll be gentle, then what about you buy me a new tea set and have tea with me in my lab.

Author: No thank you I don't want to be drugged and experimented on. I however will have tea with you as long as I get to make it. Deal?

Reiji: You know me too well. Well here it goes then, greetings and condolences reader(s). I hope you all have good manners and get decent grades because we can't have you slacking like the dead beat Foxfire-chan had to drag out of the living room.

Author: Okay Reiji I think you've said enough, it's time to let your other brothers have a turn as well as the Mukami's.

Reiji: Pardon me?!? You didn't say what I thought you said or did you?

Author: No I didn't now please go back to whatever you were doing before I so rudely interrupted your day Reiji Sama.

(Reiji teleports out of the living room to his lab)

Author: Ayato it's your turn now.

Ayato: Did Foxfire-chan call for the great Ore Sama's presance? What do ya need help with?

Author: I want you to say some encouraging things to our readers and thank them for reading this book.

Ayato: Why should I? They must read this book, after all Ore Sama is in this book so it has to be good. (Reads title of book) Say what!?! This is an outrage! Subaru getting the main part? No fair that's just cruel. Author you better make me Takoyaki for a month to escape this. Well, you readers belong to me, your blood is mine and that's all that matters. My brothers can't have you and only I can. See you soon! (Teleports away to who knows where)

Liato: Yay it's my turn now!

Author: NO I REFUSE TO LET A HENTI LIKE YOU SAY A WORD.

Laiato: Aww no fair Foxfire-chan~

Author: I said NO.

(Liato steals mike from Author)

Liato: I'll make this quick then, thank you for reading this book, hope you're willing to have some fun with me! See you soon~ (drops mike and teleports to his room)

Author: Thank goodness he's gone, I can't stand that vampire. Besides he messed up the order but too late, I'll kill him later. Hey Kanato it's your turn now.

Kanato: Okay then Foxfire chan, just promise you'll have a tea party with Teddy and I later.

Author: That's easy enough to do. Now please say your bit to our readers.

Kanato: I hope to add more beautiful dolls to my collection, however if you sing beautifully, bake me tons of sweets and aren't overly stupid Teddy and I might decide to keep you as a beautiful living doll.

Author: Kanato, you just had to creep them out didn't you.

Kanato: Of corse Foxfire-chan. You understand that very well don't you. Well, I'll be off, don't forget the tea party in my room later Author. (Teleports to balcony and sings Scarborough Fair)

Author: Now after the sudden brother mix up we're back to normal. Subaru, I hate to wake you from your precious sleep but I need to talk to you.

Subaru: Baka Author. You know I love my sleep. You better make this worth my time.

Author: Subaru I would like you to thank the readers for taking a look at this story. It's especially important because you're the main brother in this story, unless of corse I make it with more brothers after the reader which I really want to do.

Subaru: You're insane, who would want someone as filthy as me to be the lead male in this crazy story of yours!?! o/////o

Author: I know I'm crazy but so are your fans. I bet you some of them are Yanderes and that won't be fun.

Subaru: What's a Yandere?

Author: Nevermind, just say your bit please because we want to wrap up quickly.

Subaru: Such a pushy Author. Well I suppose I'll look forward to seeing you readers soon. Just don't bother me and leave my flowers alone.

Author: Awww you're so cute! How can you be so cute! (Gives Subaru a bone crushing hug)

Subaru: L-Let g-go you crazy w-woman! o////o

Author: No so cuddly, stay right here.

Subaru: Ugh, fine. But don't think I want to be here. It's not like I'm fond of you. o////o

Author: Whatever you say. Ruki come in please.

Subaru: Why do you want them here.

Author: It's important to have rivals Subaru.

Subaru: You just had to didn't you..

Author: Yep and I'm thinking of adding more! (Tsukinamis amd Kino)

Ruki: Yes Foxfire-chan? Sorry for the delay, Kou and Yuma were fighting over the fried prawns again.

Author: No problem. Can you please say your bit Ruki.

Ruki: I will do that but I'd rather you came to our mansion. I don't like the idea of you being here with those filthy Sakamaki slobs.

Subaru: Wait a moment! Your not taking Foxfire-chan anywhere! She belongs with me here at the mansion.

Ruki: I thought you said she was an annoying brat. I on the other hand don't mind her and since we need livestock she's coming with us.

Author: Despite you being vampires I am not livestock. I may be small and fluffy in my form but I'm a demon who's perfectly capable of sucking blood. However I don't mind going to the Mukami mansion.

Subaru: Then I'm going too. I don't want those filthy half breeds to hog you.

Ruki: Keep in mind you've had her for a month in this house now. It's fair enough that we get some time with her.

Author: Subaru I'll be fine. (Grabs Ruki's hand and they teleport to the Mukami's mansion)

Author: Now can we resume this please.

Ruki: Sure thing Foxfire chan. I hope you livestock aren't dumb and total clutzes. But I thank you for reading this book even though it's not really about us.

Author: Thank you Ruki. Want to play chess later?

Ruki: That would be lovely. I'll take you up on that. (Starts to read on the couch)

Author: Kou you're next!

Kou: Yay Author chan's come to stay at our house!

Author: yes yes Kou, very exciting. Now can you please get on with the thanking of these wonderful readers.

Kou: Okay Foxfire-chan! Thank you all for reading this book, I look forward to seeing you guys soon~

Author: Yuma it's your turn now. Kou, please give me back the mike.

Kou: No way! I haven't goten a long enough turn to say stuff to the readers.

(Runs away with mike and author desperately tries to get it even though she's shorter than Kanato and obviously couldn't get it if she tried)

Yuma: Give me the mike you brat! You already had your turn and the author wants to hurry up.

(Ruki teleports behind Kou with his book still in hand and grabs the mike and hands it to the author who hands it to Yuma)

Ruki: Stop being childish Kou. Let the author do what's necessary.

Author: Thank you Ruki! Now Yuma, please thank the readers and send them your regards.

Yuma: Well, Thanks I guess for helping this pretty sort excuse for an author to write a story where Sakamakis are the main focus. Do try not to kill my precious tomatoes and don't make Kou or Ruki mad, you don't want to know what'll happen to you Sow.

Author: Always the pleasant one Yuma.

Yuma: You have a problem with that you sly fox? I'm simply telling the truth.

Author: Okay, you can go back to gardening now.

Yuma: Tch about time.

(Teleports to the garden)

Author: Azusa it's your turn now!

Azusa: Hello...Foxfire-san. Thank......you........so much............readers...........author san............is in .........your debut. I.........hope...you.....like pain.

Author: Azusa please don't scare them into not reading this book. Besides I refuse to let you cut yourself. It makes me sad.

Azusa: I.......don't want.........Author san........to......be.......sad,.......I won't.........cut........myself......anymore.

Author: Thank you Azusa, you may go now if you wish.

(Azusa teleports somewhere in the Mukami mansion)

Author: Thank you all so much! I hope you will all enjoy my story. I'm forever grateful to you all and hope you will give me some feedback and ideas to make this story even better! See you soon!

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