Diabolik Lovers "The Blue Rose"
Isn't The Manor Fully Mine?!
Ayato
What the hell you just did now?!
Reiji
That was very ill-mannered of you.
Rose
I hadn't any other way to demonstrate my situation. I just needed some silence.
Reiji
This situation is hard to believe. Father can't do this.
Rose
Maybe your pops really doesn't care about you 😎
Reiji
(Sharply looks at Rose with anger)
Ayato
You better shut yourself up with your powers 😠
Rose
I don't need your advice 🙂
Kanato
How come the mansion's sold?
Laito
Something's fishy here 🤔
Reiji
Do you have any papers of this mansion?
Rose
Yeah. Check it if u have any kinda doubt.
Rose
(Gives papers from backpack)
Reiji
(Reading papers very carefully)
Ayato
Hey Reiji! What makes you take so time?
Yui
(In mind: Where am I stuck at? Where father sent me to live with relatives and where she has bought this mansion? I am really very confused 😖)
Reiji
So my suspicion came true.
Rose
Suspicion? About what?
Reiji
Didn't you read this contract cover to cover?
Rose
Might had.... I dunno ^^;
Reiji
So, didn't you noticed this line,
"You have only bought this mansion, but you won't be given any rights to remove anything that already exists here"?
Rose
Wh...what does this mean?
Reiji
It means you can only 'Stay' here with the things and the persons of here.
Rose
Pfft, you gotta be kidding me haha...
Rose
You mean, I've to live with YOU All?!
Kanato
Look she's scared! How beautiful this expression looks!
Rose
I'm not scared but I'm mentally DEPRESSED!!
Rose
I'll die or I'll kill myself if I start living with YOU ALL!!
Rose
You all are just too much to HANDLE (*﹏*;)
Reiji
You should have thought before purchasing.
Ayato
Don't worry, I will dig a grave for you after you die 😈
Kanato
You're not qualified to become my new “Wax Doll” so I'm discarding that idea.
Kanato
But I can plant Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme saplings on your grave just like the 'Scarborough Fair' song 🙂
Laito
And I'll wash your grave by servants once a week 😉
Laito
(Sharply looks at Rose with a smirk)
Rose
Ewww no thanks (─.─||）
Yui
(In mind: What's happening here?! Where I'm REALLY stuck at? 😖)
Rose
(Takes a deep breath)
Rose
(In mind: So that's how, I was to meet with these vampires. But, I'm not liking this kinda meeting after having such a heavy expense 😭💸)
Rose
(In mind: YOU BLOODY F***ING TOUGE!!)
Ayato
One problem's solved at last.
Reiji
Has anyone been told anything about these ladies who have come to live with us?
Yui
(Stands up) Excuse me!
Yui
I think this is some kind of misunderstanding in my case. So, I should be on my way back home.
Yui
(Starts going to door)
Reiji
I'm trying to verify the truth of the matter.
Reiji
Father won't do anything without any reasons.
Reiji
Wouldn't it be a rather impolite to leave now?
Rose
Heyyyyyy!!! Where are you going leaving me here?!
Rose
I won't let you go until I'm done.
Shu
(Suddenly lies on the couch)
Shu
I'm confused if you two are the women he mentioned.
Ayato
Shu, do you know anything about this pancake and her yelling savior?
Kanato
I would like an explanation.
Shu
That guy...contacted me the other day. He said that we have a guest arriving from the church. We've to treat her with respect.
Ayato
What? Are you saying that Pancake here's the prospective bride?
Rose
YUI?! YOU'RE HERE TO GET MARRIED IN THIS TENDER AGE?!
Rose
I'll file a FIR for this child marriage! Don't worry I'M WITH YOU!!
Shu
Let me finish before you say.
Rose
Whatever you're doing is against law! I won't let it happen!!!
Ayato
Can you shut your piehole?!
Reiji
Please be quiet for a while.
Shu
He had contacted me after a few days again and said that he's sending another woman with the previous one because he wasn't sure who's the real one.
Ayato
It means that this yelling savior can also be the prospective bride too.
Laito
More like a sacrifice than a bride.
Shu
Oh, right...He also mentioned not to kill any of them.
Laito
That means we're going to have a veeeery long relationship with them.
Rose
It...it's sure that it's not me cuz I'm here bcuz of the scam...Right?!
Rose
B..Besides I am not fit for marriage in this little and young age..
Rose
So I'm obviously not an option as a bride... Get it?..
Ayato
You better be quiet.
Kanato
I don't know how you taste like, but I would like to taste sometime. 🙂
Laito
You don't need to be tensed for age, Wench-chan.
Rose
Still.... I'm really unfit as a bride yk uwu
Ayato
Didn't I told you to be quiet?!
Reiji
It appears that there's no misunderstanding, so allow us to introduce ourselves.
Rose
And what if we don't? 😈
Reiji
This is the eldest son, Shu.
Shu
Zzz...stop messing with my name...zzz
Reiji
My name's Reiji and I'm the second son.
Reiji
He's the third one, Ayato.
Ayato
(Looking at Yui) You won't get away next time.
Kanato
Please let me sample you next time.
Laito
(Looking at Yui) Pleasure to meet you two, Bitch-chan.
(Looking at Rose) Wench-chan.
Rose
WH...WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?!
ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ
Rose
(Cracks fingers by hands) 'kay JUST for today (⇀‸↼‶)
Reiji
And the last son, Subaru.
Subaru
What a waste of time.
Yui
But this has to be a mistake.
Yui
No one never told me about this bride thing.
Yui
And..and besides, you're all...kind of weird 😟
Yui
You're one level up than just being weird.
Rose
Yk you're really testing my patience haha...
Yui
I... I need to contact my father.
Ayato
Are you talking about this?
Rose
You can contact your father from my phone too.
Yui
But I need my father's phone number.
Rose
You don't even have your father's number memorized?
Rose
You are too much weird yourself 😑
Yui
That's because he recently got himself a new number!
Rose
(In mind: I can't let him get my phone at any cost (⊙﹏◎) )
Laito
There, there, Bitch-chan.
Laito
You're about to become a very good friends with us, so you don't need your silly old cell phone.
Kanato
I've actually been feeling kind of peckish.
Laito
(Whispers to Yui) You smell so delicious, Bitch-chan.
Laito
(Tries to bite her ear)
Rose
(Slaps on Laito's head)
Ayato
I had told you to be careful Laito.
Rose
Will ya stop teasing her? Don't forget that there's an audience too ಠ‿ಠ
Laito
Your slap's as sexy as you.
Rose
Haha... really lame joke (￣ヘ￣)
Yui
(Tries to run and gets tripped)
Rose
Aroma's spreading Yui.
Rose
(Closes her eyes) Stop it or it'll make me go CRAZY!
Rose
(In mind: My acting is soooo amazing. Gotta keep it up XD)
Ayato
Oh! That's why you were bothering us till now.
Rose
Ya got it correct. She's my prey. I won't let anyone have her 👿
Yui
Everyone is v..vampires?!
Yui
(Takes her cross✝︎out from pocket)
Yui
TAKE THAT YOU MONSTERS!!!
Rose
I know feeling of being isekai-ed into a vamp novel. I really feel you girl :)
Yui
(In mind: Didn't worked?)
Reiji
(Sits down to sofa) Did you really believe that fairy tales written by a mortal claiming that vampires are vulnerable to garlic, holy crosses and sunshine?
Reiji
This just goes to show how foolish and arrogant mortals are.
Reiji
That makes me furious.
Yui
(Scaredly opens the door and starts running)
Reiji
Her manners are deplorable
Everyone disappears except Rose
Rose
From here her running journey starts :)
Rose
Seems to be a fictional cartoon series 😒
Rose
Whatever. Mr REIJI! Where the heck he just went? I DUNNO where I've poured all of my savings money! 😔
Rose
I wanna go to my legally bought ROOM AT LEAST!!!
Rose
I need to see here she has ended. What a pain in ***!!
Rose
(Starts going through door)
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2023-07-15
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