Diabolik Lovers "The Blue Rose"
Meeting With Exotic Vampires
Rose
Imma go inside by my own 😑
Yui
(Starts going with her)
Rose
Yui, look at the chandelier!!!
Rose
Hey! Whom are you calling? 🤨
Yui
Those who lives here. Why?
Rose
Is anyone supposed to stay here? 🤔
Yui
My distant relatives live here.
Rose
NANIIII?!?! Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)
Rose
N...no...It can't be.
Rose
You are at the wrong house. 100% sure!!
Yui
I'm not, you're at the wrong place.
Yui
I...I think there are some misunderstandings here.
Rose
So how do we sort it out?
Yui
Look, someone's lying on the couch.
Rose
Is he your so called relative??
Yui
Idk but we can ask him about this matter.
Rose
I think he's the night guard.
Yui
You can't tell this without knowing who he is! 😑
Rose
Arrggh... Why TH everything is going in a classical speed?
Rose
STOP STANDING LIKE A STATUE. WAKE HIM UP AND ASK!!! 😡😡
Yui
Okay, Okay. It's nothing to be so furious about.
Yui
(Gasp) He's gone cold!!
Rose
What? Check if he has pulse or not.
Yui
He hasn't got any heartbeats either!! Is he dead perhaps?! 😨
Rose
Let's trash his body then 🙂
Rose
I don't wanna get in any kinda police case on the first day of arriving.
Rose
Seriously, none will know anything about it 😉
Yui
Have you lost your head?!! 😠
Yui
We need to call the ambulance quick!!
Yui
(Starts dialling numbers with phone)
Rose
There's no need for this gurl...
Rose
Well, Mr. dead body, you're lucky. If u have awakened after just a few minutes, you would find yourself in HELL
Ayato
Who the heck you are to send me in hell?!
Rose
We were about to trash your body Haha 😆
Rose
But have to admit it, a corner of my heart was telling me that it'd be a waste to dispose this smexy body AHAHAHA
Ayato
Damn, you are noisy.
Ayato
It's not your home, so be quite.
Ayato
Why wouldn't ore-sama be alive?
Ayato
(Raises eyebrows) What do you think ore-sama am?
Yui
But your heart had stopped!
Ayato
(Pulls Yui into couch)
Ayato
(Smirks) You already know the answer to that.
Rose
(In mind:
✔ 1. Sleeps at daytime.
✔ 2. Body's cold.
✔ 3. Hasn't any heartbeat.
✔ 4. Symptom of bloody thirst.
🚨VAMPIRE ALERT🚨)
Rose
(In mind: I gotta transform into a vampire right now. Or else...)
Rose
(Secretly snaps fingers)
Ayato
I'm about to take you.
Rose
(Slaps on his head hard💥) What the hell are you doing?
Rose
WhErE ArE yOuR mAnNeRs BoI? 🙃
Ayato
Hey!! Who the heck you're to raise hand on me?!
Rose
(Growls) GET UP I SAY!!! GET UP!!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
Ayato
Shup up, you're even more noisier than this pancake.
Rose
You really made me go insane!! 😠
Reiji
(Standing cross-handed) What's happening here Ayato?
Reiji
And what's all the commotion?
Ayato
Tch, this pancake and her yelling savior!!
Rose
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU!? 😠
Reiji
This is the entrance hall.
Reiji
This is meant to be used as a place to greet our guests.
Reiji
Take your activities to your private room.
Rose
Hey Yui! Why the hell you aren't still getting up?! R u having FuN lYiNg DoWn there???
Yui
(Runs to the standing man) Please help me.
Reiji
(Sharply looks at Yui) And you are?
Yui
My father said I was supposed to live here.
Reiji
I heard nothing of the sort.
Reiji
(Sharply looking at Rose) You?
Rose
(Being irritated) It's a long story. I would like to sit and talk ಠ_ಠ
Reiji
(Looking at Rose more sharply) Sorry, I can't take you inside unless you give me your briefing.
Rose
(Being more irritated) The current owner of this mansion 😑
Ayato
HuH?? You?? OwNeR??? Roflmaoo 🤣
Ayato
(Wipes tears) Its been so long I had heard somethin funny
Rose
Laugh as much you want but the damned truth 💁🏻♀️
Reiji
Ayato, explain this to me.
Ayato
Huh? How should I know?
Ayato
Pancake's yelling savior can't talk except snapping at people.
Ayato
(Looking at Yui) You never said anything about that, Pancake.
Yui
That's because you attacked me out of nowhere.
Yui
Wait, did you say "Pancake"? 😳
Yui
Are you talking about me or her?
Ayato
Of course I'm talking about you, stupid.
Ayato
You're as flat as a pancake.
Rose
Bloody yess (~‾▿‾)~
Yui
You are supporting HIM TOO?!
Reiji
I wasn't informed of this.
Yui
Excuse me, but who are you?
Rose
Yeah, who are you all? I was told that this manor is abandoned.
Reiji
We should not talk here. Come this way.
Reiji
See to their luggage.
Rose
(In mind: WHOM DID HE ORDER? ME?!) ಠ_ಠ
Rose
(In mind: Is my bag being pulled by someone?)
Rose
(Looks at her behind)
Rose
(Looking at the creepy servent) Heukkk 🥶
Rose
How in the world he walked backwards in this age?? 😧
Rose
I'll investigate that later.
Reiji
Now, in the interest of formality,
Reiji
Let us begin by having you two tell us about yourselves and how you came to enter this house.
Rose
Who is supposed to say first?
Laito
(Chuckling from upstairs) What we have here?~
Laito
Is it true? Are there really two little cute human girls here?~~
Rose
(Looking at him) She might be a human but I'm not.
Laito
(Looks sharply at Rose with a smirk)
Laito
But I'm interested in tasting your friend~
Laito
(Suddenly licks Yui's cheek)
Yui
(Screams a little) Ahh!!
Laito
Mmm, you smell so nice and sweet~
Rose
(In mind: What's he doin'? ಠ_ʖಠ)
Kanato
(Suddenly teleports behind Yui) Please let me have a lick too.
Kanato
You're right, she is sweet.
Rose
(In mind: Why do I feel yucky just by looking at em?)
(٥´-﹏-`)
Kanato
Have you tasted that one?
Laito
Nope. That doesn't look yummy.
Rose
Don't get even near me (─.─||）
Ayato
Be careful, it slaps too.
Rose
Do you want it again? (•‿•)
Rose
(Grabs slippers in her mind)
Rose
Next time I'll send you Jesus 🙃
Ayato
Are you threatening me?!
Rose
No it's an ultimatum (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Reiji
Now, you three don't think that these behaviours are little impolite to towards the ladies you have only just met?
Laito
Huh? But doesn't everyone want to taste something that looks yummy?
Ayato
Knock it off, you guys!
Ayato
Ore-sama saw her first.
Ayato
Ore-sama is going to be her first everything.
Rose
HoW RoMaNtIC (~‾▿‾)~
Subaru
(Without appearing) Lame.
Subaru
I'm so sick of you calling yourself ore-sama.
Ayato
I know that's you, Subaru!
Rose
I'm getting anime vibes 🙃
Rose
I should have grabbed some popcorns on the way (◔‿◔)
Subaru
I thought it smelled like human in here. So, it was you two.
Rose
Not me, it's her (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Subaru
How dare you interrupt my precious sleep?
Rose
Ooooooh reaaaaaallyyyy??~~
Yui
H..How did you get in?
Rose
Sorry I can't be patient anymore this time...
Rose
Who the heck are you to break my wall?! (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
Rose
(Loudly snaps fingers)
The wall gets fixed again
Ayato
(Looks at the wall) WHAT THE?! ヘ（。□°）ヘ
Kanato
That was totally uncalled-for
Subaru
HUH?! (╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ
Rose
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!! 😡😡
Rose
NOW EVERYONE ZIP YARR MOUTHS UP!!!
Rose
(Snaps fingers to mute everyone)
Ayato
(Trying to speak) M...mMm..MMm!!
Rose
Gimme some silence please!!
Rose
(Takes A deep breath)
Rose
I've bought this manor in 1 billion pounds to live here and it's no big joke.
Rose
A politician named Tougo Sakamaki has sold it to me.
Rose
As reason, he said he barely comes to stay here and it's hard for him to take care of such manor. So he no longer needs it.
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