at a restaurant
Iwaizumi
hey are you single?
Oikawa
*blushing* yes, i am
Iwaizumi
*takes away the extra chair in front of him*
Lev
why are you looking at me through a fork?
Kenma
i’m pretending you’re in jail
Kenma
it’s spiritually healing
Yamaguchi
let’s raise our glasses!
Tsukishima
*raises his prescription glasses*
Yamaguchi
Tsukki, not those glasses
Tsukishima
*put prescription glasses back on*
author-chan
suga, tell me you’re not ordering alcohol
Sugawara
no, it’s just tea
author-chan
what kind of tea?
Bokuto
*thinking* iced lemon tea iced lemon tea
Bokuto
*ordering* hey! could i get a liced-
Tendou
a vodka for me and a juice box for him
Ushijima
tendou, i’m and adult
Ushijima
i can buy my own juice box for the sake of asahi
Kuroo
you shouldn’t be using a straw
Bokuto
i know, i know, it’s bad for the environment
Kuroo
no, bro, that’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti
Kageyama
CAN I HAVE MY MILK PLEASE
Hinata
hey remember when bokuto puts his face on a birthday cake
Kuroo
aw it’s cute when the little kids does it
Bokuto
sure, when they does it, it’s adorable. but when i do it, it’s wrong.
Akaashi
that’s because we were at a fancy restaurant and it wasn’t your cake, bokuto-san
Hinata
yayy! my sushi is heree
Kageyama
*absolutely hates sushi and now he’s sitting across from him and choking on his disgusting lies*
Sugawara
hey, you’re okay kageyama?
Nishinoya
it’s because of the sushi
Kageyama
hey you promised not to tell
Sugawara
just spit it out
Hinata
*raspy aw voice* you want me to spit out my sushi ? 🥺
Sugawara
no hinata, i meant why is kageyama face looks like he’s about to puke
Kageyama
fine, i hate sushi
Hinata
but you said you love sushi
Kageyama
yeah, because you love it, i can’t risk hurting you by saying i hate sushi
Oikawa
aw look at them iwa-chan
Iwaizumi
shut up shittykawa
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Abby
I LOVE THIS SKSKSKSK ITS SO AESTHETIC-
2020-07-11
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