Haikyuu!! Incorrect
at a restaurant
Iwaizumi
hey are you single?
Oikawa
*blushing* yes, i am
Iwaizumi
*takes away the extra chair in front of him*
Lev
why are you looking at me through a fork?
Kenma
i’m pretending you’re in jail
Kenma
it’s spiritually healing
Yamaguchi
let’s raise our glasses!
Tsukishima
*raises his prescription glasses*
Yamaguchi
Tsukki, not those glasses
Tsukishima
*put prescription glasses back on*
author-chan
suga, tell me you’re not ordering alcohol
Sugawara
no, it’s just tea
author-chan
what kind of tea?
Bokuto
*thinking* iced lemon tea iced lemon tea
Bokuto
*ordering* hey! could i get a liced-
Tendou
a vodka for me and a juice box for him
Ushijima
tendou, i’m and adult
Ushijima
i can buy my own juice box for the sake of asahi
Kuroo
you shouldn’t be using a straw
Bokuto
i know, i know, it’s bad for the environment
Kuroo
no, bro, that’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti
Kageyama
CAN I HAVE MY MILK PLEASE
Hinata
hey remember when bokuto puts his face on a birthday cake
Kuroo
aw it’s cute when the little kids does it
Bokuto
sure, when they does it, it’s adorable. but when i do it, it’s wrong.
Akaashi
that’s because we were at a fancy restaurant and it wasn’t your cake, bokuto-san
Hinata
yayy! my sushi is heree
Kageyama
*absolutely hates sushi and now he’s sitting across from him and choking on his disgusting lies*
Sugawara
hey, you’re okay kageyama?
Nishinoya
it’s because of the sushi
Kageyama
hey you promised not to tell
Sugawara
just spit it out
Hinata
*raspy aw voice* you want me to spit out my sushi ? 🥺
Sugawara
no hinata, i meant why is kageyama face looks like he’s about to puke
Kageyama
fine, i hate sushi
Hinata
but you said you love sushi
Kageyama
yeah, because you love it, i can’t risk hurting you by saying i hate sushi
Oikawa
aw look at them iwa-chan
Iwaizumi
shut up shittykawa
kagehina
Hinata
*carves H + K into a tree*
Kageyama
*looking at the volleyball court after the official training*
Hinata
*looking at the volleyball court after the official training*
Kagehina
GWAHHH IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE
Hinata
I had a dream we got in a big fight.
Kageyama
yup, definitely a dream
author-chan
IF YOU DON’T STOP TALKING WHEN I AM YOU’RE GOING TO SIT IN THE CORNER!!
Hinata
I can still talk to kageyama from the corner!
author-chan
No YOU WILL NOT!
Kageyama
*internally* say it. “would you like to stay for dinner?”
Kageyama
*actually saying it* WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER
Hinata
Oi kageyama. I would do anything for you.
Hinata
*nodding* anything.
Kageyama
stop jumping up to kiss me at the worst possible times.
Kageyama
*drinking milk* ???
Hinata
*jumps up to kiss kageyama*
Kageyama
*blushing* BOKE, HINATA BOKE!
Hinata
When are you going to realise that all my ideas are good ones?
Kageyama
really? because i thought running and jumping up to kiss me on a bridge over a river
Kageyama
in a restaurant that serves HOT dishes
Kageyama
AND that one time during beach volleyball were all bad ideas!
Hinata
*winking* Well, not when you say it with that attitude!
author-chan
We’re going to a training camp, so I don’t want any funny business.
Hinata
You know you’re just talking to me and kageyama right?
Hinata
Is this about the jumpi-
Yamaguchi
How come you don’t ask kageyama to lean down so you can kiss him?
Tsukishima
Clearly you’ve never met Hinata. He obviously wouldn’t be able to put two and two together until someone told him that there was a better option than jumping up to kiss kageyama.
Hinata
YOU CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS WITHOUT JUMPING???!!!
Kageyama
*tries to lean down and kiss hinata*
flight attendant : before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.
Kageyama
*smiling at hinata*
Kageyama
do you feel safe?
Ukai
Okay, let’s talk about our gameplay for today’s match.
Hinata
If kageyama tossed to me I’d simply spike it with my eyes closed.
Ukai
Everyone knows that. Alright ne-
Hinata
Like rip to his previous team but i’m different
be my sugar daddy
haikyuu boys responding to “be my sugar daddy” text messages
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
Kageyama
No. What r u, f*cking crazy?
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
Kuroo
I’ll accept only if u can answer my question
Kuroo
How do we get more energy from the sun?
author-chan
i’ll find someone new
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
Asahi
R u saying i look old
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
Sugawara
I’ll just be your boyfriend
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
Daichi
I’m too young for that
Daichi
But lol what car u want?
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
Hinata
i’m sorry but i don’t make sweets
Hinata
um not even chocolate sorry
Hinata
wait did i say something wrong
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
Tanaka
I only have 2 dollars tho...
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
Ushijima
I don’t want any responsibility.
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
author-chan
be my sugar daddy
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