My Erotica Writer

Episode 4

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Hey there !

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How are you guys doing ?

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It’s almost valentines week…

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*ahem* d-do you g-guys have …. um… someone to wish valentine ?

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???

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*sweating profusely* someone to give chocolates to ??

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Be-because…

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😭 I DONT HAVE ANYONE !😭

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I ALSO WANT SOME VALENTINES GIFT AND ROSES…

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*ahem* anyways…

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I am hopeless…

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I don’t have anyone to give chocolates…

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Nor do I have anyone who will give me chocolates.

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BUT !!

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That’s not the same with you guys.

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If you have some one who will ask you to be their valentine… YOU ROCK BABE !!

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Accept it with all the love you have. Don’t break their hearts (especially not on Valentine’s Day).

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And for the people who have “CRUSHES” ….. you know the rules, right ?

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You know, right ?

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No ?

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Let me give you step-by-step rules and guidelines to ask someone out .

Step-1

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Identify the person you are going to ask out. (Target locked)

Step-2

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Know some basic details about them. (Like if they are serial killer or not )

Step-3

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1). Understand what type of gift they would like. ( like if they are serial killer, they’ll want a new butchering knife 🔪 or hammer 🔨 )

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2). It could even be something that only you both understand, something that is your internal joke/talk.

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3). For the people whose crushes are a total jerk… like if they ask for Mercedes or iPhone… gift them a good knife ask them to kill themselves with it.

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4). If you are not sure what to gift them … flowers and chocolates are the best options.

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1). Right them a letter which conveys your inner feelings and emotions. ( like let your serial killer crush know how they make you feel, how much you like/hate them, how handsome you find them and suggest them some good methods to hide the body)

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2). A handwritten letter is more heartwarming.

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3). Don’t overly decorate the letter. It should be neat and minimal.

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Patiently wait for Valentine’s Day. ( if you are done with preparing before Valentine’s Day, don’t jump to give them the letter before )

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1). Dress neatly on Valentine’s Day’s. ( I said NEATLY not dress the way they like and change yourself.

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2). Motivate yourself to hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

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Set a time to meet them ( when you are free and your crush it not doing his …um…butchering)

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1). Meeting them, act casually and coolly ( even tho you are pissing yourself at the moment ). 2). Ask them about their day and make small talks

Step-9

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1). Hand them the gift and the card and wait for their answer ( if you are bold)

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2). Hand them the gift and the card and leave before their answer ( if you are shy )

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3). Ask your friend to give them the gift and the letter, just remember to write your name on the letter otherwise your two-faced friend might steal your crush and make him his/her. ( if you can’t even face them )

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4). Leave the gift and the letter on their desk or doorstep. ( if you don’t even have a two-faced friend )

Step-10. (MOST IMPORTANT)

1). If they say yes, good for babe ! I am proud of you !

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1). If they say yes, good for babe ! I am proud of you !

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2). If they are shy to give answer, wait patiently for them ( but not too long as they it suggests that they want to decline/refuse/reject you but want to keep you around you )

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3). If they reject you politely, understand that they don’t want to be with you as a romantic interest but don’t want to hurt you. Gracefully accept their rejection. (things may turn awkward but remain their friend )

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4). If they reject you rudely, sleep with their best friend or their enemy ( just kidding, understand that they don’t respect you and gracefully handle the situation. Respect is above anything and everything )

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5). If they humiliate you, don’t feel bad to give that a good tight slap across their face which turns their head 360 degrees and made them stick to the wall like a f*cking lizard. ( I mean every word I said ).

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THE END !

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ENJOY YOUR VALENTINE WEEK !!

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HAVE FUN !!

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DONT BE AFRAID TO CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS TO THE LUCKY PERSON.

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THEY ARE LUCKY THAT YOU THEY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SOUL AS YOU AROUND THEM !!

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ENJOY 😉 !

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