HAiKyUu PiCk Up LinEs pT. 2
warning: may be inappropriate :/
Kageyama
i may be the kind of the courts at day, but i'm king of the sheets at night
Nishinoya
baby why dont you open ur legs, cuz we need to improve on your recieving
Ushijima
u better be good at receiving because i'm going to give u a powerful spike tonight
Oikawa
recieves don't just improve over night, baby lets practice tonight
Hinata
they call me the Little Giant for a reason
Tsukishima
do you prefer one touch or full force?
Lev
my legs aren't the only parts of my body that's long
Bokuto
i'll make u scream louder than the crowd tonight
Setters
allow us to take control, besides, setter is the teams control tower
Tendou
keep on breaking them! what do u say?
Tendou
nah, their entrance
shirabu
*chokes in shiratorizawa*
Kageyama
i may be called the king of the court, but i'll be ruling over you tonight
Hinata
i'll shoyo something tonight
Kageyama
ur never going to top, u know that right?
Hinata
bakayama..! and that doesn't matter!
Daichi
do i really have to say it author?
.•*Taylor*•.
yes just do it
Daichi
i want to hit..daicheeks
karasuno team
please..no stop
Kenma
*looks up from the game* i choose you *continues playing pokemon*
Kuroo
i dont need a pick up line! people already think i'm super hot
Nishinoya
did you know i love yuu
Asahi
does that count as a pick up line? it's more like a pun
Nishinoya
well, it counts now, lets hear yours. im sure its amazing
Asahi
well since u did that- i'm not doing it! so kiss my ace!
Nishinoya
ohoohooo, i'll do more than that
Oikawa
are you and alien? because your out of this world
Iwaizumi
thats really bad trashykawa
Oikawa
iwa-channn! your so mean sometimes! you're suppose to be nice to me when u give me ur line!
Iwaizumi
are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out
Oikawa
i'm not sure what to feel anymore
.•*Taylor*•.
oikawa is good trash
.•*Taylor*•.
that's it heh, be aware most of these pick-up lines are inapropriatee..! ya so peace ✌️
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Comments
leviathxnn
Damn!!! This is the best
2020-06-16
3
Y/N
I need tissues! 😂😂
2020-05-28
4