Casi And Yqual: Incorrect Quotes Generator!
who broke it?
Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker
casi
I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
yqual
...I did. I broke it.
casi
No. No you didn't. Yaira?
yaira
Don't look at me. Look at June
June
What?! I didn't break it.
yaira
How'd you even know it was broken?
June
Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
thresher
If it matters, probably not, but Kila was the last one to use it
kila
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
thresher
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
kila
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Thresher!
yqual
Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Casi.
thresher
Casi... Yaira's been awfully quiet.
casi
I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
casi
I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
casi
Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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