Casi And Yqual: Incorrect Quotes Generator!
who broke it?
Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker
casi
I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
yqual
...I did. I broke it.
casi
No. No you didn't. Yaira?
yaira
Don't look at me. Look at June
June
What?! I didn't break it.
yaira
How'd you even know it was broken?
June
Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
thresher
If it matters, probably not, but Kila was the last one to use it
kila
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
thresher
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
kila
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Thresher!
yqual
Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Casi.
thresher
Casi... Yaira's been awfully quiet.
casi
I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
casi
I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
casi
Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
oven
The squad is over at Casi's house
yqual
Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
casi
How many ovens do you think I have???
yqual was motioning to the kitchen
casi mentioned one device
casi
Hey wait wait, actually- hang on-
casi began to fiddle with the buttons on the microwave*
casi
Its got a bake setting!
June
Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
thresher
Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
casi
Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
casi
Am someone who owns four ovens.
casi
I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS..
I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
kila pointed to another item
kila
Also the toaster oven!
yqual
Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
casi
I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
updog
casi
Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
yqual
Okay, but what is updog?
yaira
Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
June
Not, that’s a hot dog. An up dog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
thresher
No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
kila
Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s up dog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
casi
That’s Aragog. Up dog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
June
You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
yaira
No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway
casi
Oh, about five pounds
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