The Canterville Ghost
WHEN, Mr. Hiram B. Otis, the American minister, bought Canterville Chase, every one told
him he was doing a very foolish thing, as there was no doubt at all that the place was haunted.
Indeed Lord Canterville himself, who was a man of the most punctilious honour, had felt it
his duty to mention the fact to Mr. Otis, when they came to discuss terms.
"We have not cared to live in the place ourselves," said Lord Canterville, "since my grand-
aunt, the Dowager Duchess of Bolton, was frightened into a fit, from which she never really
recovered, by two skeleton hands being placed on her shoulders as she was dressing for
dinner, and I feet bound to tell you, Mr. Otis, that the ghost has been seen by several living
members of my family, as well as by the rector of the parish, the Rev. Augustus Dampier,
who is a fellow of King's College, Cambridge. After the unfortunate accident to the Duchess,
none very little sleep at night, in consequence of the mysterious noises that came of our
younger servants would stay with us, and Lady Canterville often got from the corridor and the
library."
"My lord," answered the Minister, "I will take the furniture and the ghost at a valuation. I
come from a modern country, where we have everything that money can buy; and with all our
spry young fellows painting the Old World red, and carrying off your best actresses and
prima-donnas, I reckon that if there were such a thing as a ghost in Europe, we'd have it at
home in a very short time in one of our public museums, or on the road as a show."
"I fear that the ghost exists," said Lord Canterville, smiling, "though it may have resisted the
overtures of your enterprising impresarios. It has been well known for three centuries, since
1584 in fact, and always makes its appearance before the death of any member of our family."
"Well, so does the family doctor for that matter, Lord Canterville. But there is no such thing,
sir, as a ghost, and I guess the laws of nature are not going to be suspended for the British
aristocracy."
"You are certainly very natural in America," answered Lord Canterville, who did not quite
understand Mr. Otis's last observation, "and if you don't mind a ghost in the house, it is all
right. Only you must remember I warned you."
A few weeks after this, the purchase was completed, and at the close of the season the
Minister and his family went down to Canterville Chase. Mrs. Otis, who, as Miss Lucretia R.
Tappan, of West 53rd Street, had been a celebrated New York belle, was now a very
handsome middle-aged woman, with fine eyes, and a superb profile. Many American ladies
on leaving their native land adopt an appearance of chronic ill-health, under the impression
that it is a form of European refinement, but Mrs. Otis had never fallen into this error. She had a magnificent constitution, and a really wonderful amount of animal spirits. Indeed, in many
respects, she was quite English, and was an excellent example of the fact that we have really
everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language. Her eldest son,
christened Washington by his parents in a moment of patriotism, which he never ceased to
regret, was a fair-haired, rather good-looking young man, who had qualified himself for
American diplomacy by leading the German at the Newport Casino for three successive
seasons, and even in London was well known as an excellent dancer. Gardenias and the
peerage were his only weaknesses. Otherwise he was extremely sensible. Miss Virginia E.
Otis was a little girl of fifteen, lithe and lovely as a fawn, and with a fine freedom in her large
blue eyes. She was a wonderful amazon, and had once raced old Lord Bilton on her pony
twice round the park, winning by a length and a half, just in front of Achilles statue, to the
huge delight of the young Duke of Cheshire, who proposed to her on the spot, and was sent
back to Eton that very night by his guardians, in floods of tears. After Virginia came the
twins, who were usually called "The Stars and Stripes" as they were always getting swished.
They were delightful boys, and with the exception of the worthy Minister the only true
republicans of the family.
As Canterville Chase is seven miles from Ascot, the nearest railway station, Mr. Otis had
telegraphed for a waggonette to meet them, and they started on their drive in high spirits. It
was a lovely July evening, and the air was delicate with the scent of the pine woods. Now and
then they heard a wood pigeon brooding over its own sweet voice, or saw, deep in the rustling
fern, the burnished ****** of the pheasant. Little squirrels peered at them from the beech trees
as they went by, and the rabbits scudded away through the brushwood and over the mossy
knolls, with their white tails in the air. As they entered the avenue of Canterville Chase,
however, the sky became suddenly overcast with clouds, a curious stillness seemed to hold
the atmosphere, a great flight of rooks passed silently over their heads, and, before they
reached the house, some big drops of rain had fallen.
Standing on the steps to receive them was an old woman, neatly dressed in black silk, with a
white cap and apron. This was Mrs. Umney, the housekeeper, whom Mrs. Otis, at Lady
Canterville's earnest request, had consented to keep on in her former position. She made them
each a low curtsey as they alighted, and said in a quaint, old-fashioned manner, "I bid you
welcome to Canterville Chase." Following her, they passed through the fine Tudor hall into
the library, a tong, low room, paneled in black oak, at the end of which was a large stained-
glass window. Here they found tea laid out for them, and, after taking off their wraps, they sat
down and began to look round, while Mrs. Umney waited on them.
Suddenly Mrs. Otis caught sight of a dull red stain on the floor just by the fireplace and,
quite unconscious of what it really signified, said to Mrs. Umney, "I am afraid something has
been spilt there."
"Yes, madam," replied the old housekeeper in a low voice, "blood has been spilt on that
spot."
"How horrid," cried Mrs. Otis. "I don't at all care for blood-stains in a sitting-room. It must
be removed at once."
The old woman smiled, and answered in the same low, mysterious voice, "It is the blood of
Lady Eleanore de Canterville, who was murdered on that very spot by her own husband, Sir
Simon de Canterville, in 1575. Sir Simon survived her nine years, and disappeared suddenly under very mysterious circumstances. His body has never been discovered, but his guilty
spirit still haunts the Chase. The blood-stain has been much admired by tourists and others,
and cannot be removed."
"That is all nonsense," cried Washington Otis; "Pinkerton's Champion Stain Remover and
Paragon Detergent will clean it up in no time," and before the terrified housekeeper could
interfere he had fallen upon his knees, and was rapidly scouring the floor with a small stick of
what looked like a black cosmetic. In a few moments no trace of the blood-stain could be
seen.
"I knew Pinkerton would do it," he exclaimed triumphantly, as he looked round at his
admiring family; but no sooner had he said these words than a terrible flash of lightning lit up
the somber room, a fearful peal of thunder made them all start to their feet, and Mrs. Umney
fainted.
"What a monstrous climate!" said the American Minister calmly, as he lit a long cheroot. "I
guess the old country is so overpopulated that they have not enough decent weather for
everybody. I have always been of opinion that emigration is the only thing for England."
"My dear Hiram," cried Mrs. Otis, "what can we do with a woman who faints?"
"Charge it to her like breakages," answered the Minister; "she won't faint after that"; and in a
few moments Mrs. Umney certainly came to. There was no doubt, however, that she was
extremely upset, and she sternly warned Mr. Otis to beware of some trouble coming to the
house.
"I have seen things with my own eyes, sir," she said, "that would make any Christian's hair
stand on end, and many and many a night I have not closed my eyes in sleep for the awful
things that are done here." Mr. Otis, however, and his wife warmly assured the honest soul
that they were not afraid of ghosts, and, after invoking the blessings of Providence on her new
master and mistress, and making arrangements for an increase of salary, the old housekeeper
tottered off to her own room.
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