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Bishoujo Ni Natta Kedo Netoge Haijin. Yattemasu

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Episode 3 Enter the world of mercenaries

Surrounded by dazzling light: ----

　I found myself standing in a huge square paved with cobblestones.

The architecture of the city is medieval European in style.

　The city is so alive and real that you would think you had travelled back in time.

"Clan Clan, wow." Player A

Is this the game ......? Player B

The wind feels good. Player C

It smells so good! Player D

There seemed to be other players who had just logged in, and a second look around showed that there were dozens of them.

Everyone marvelled at this new world and seemed to be unable to contain their excitement with emotion.

I'm one of them, of course.

A game that allows you to feel all five senses is unheard of.

This is a first in the VRMMO world, especially when it comes to smells.

The sky is clear and blue, as if blessing us for the adventure that lies ahead.

The breeze gently pats me on the back as if to push me along.

The hustle and bustle of the city and the smells of its liveliness make you anticipate the adventure ahead, whether you like it or not.

Truly amazing ......"

The square seems to be a little higher than the whole city. I decided that if I went to the edge of the square, I could get a good view of the city, so I set off through the crowd.

I think I saw some people staring at me, but I didn't care.

When I reached the end of the square, I put my hands on the brick railing.　I reached the end of the square and put my hands on the brick railings.

"Soooooo!

　Breathe in as hard as you can.

Aaah!

I vomited.

Mmm.

　My own pretty voice bothered me a bit, but it felt good.

The view is also excellent.

From here we could not see the whole of the city, but we could still see the colourful roofs and the variety of buildings made of stone, wood and unknown materials.

There are also a few curious structures that defy the laws of physics, such as the Tower of Babylon, which apparently increases in size and thickness as you go up the floors.

The world is a typical fantasy one, based on a medieval European story.

We could see a whole section of people moving around these buildings at a rapid pace.

'...... is bustling'

A few of the male players around me have picked up on my muttering and are looking at me with a lot of interest. The nearest one, a green-haired boy, seemed to be wondering whether he should talk to me.

He was around 16-18 years old, not so different from me.

A mercenary player in beginner's leather armour.

I pull my guard up. Now I look like a girl of ten or so.

Anyone who tries to speak to me like that is .......

Are you going to be a pedophile ...... or are you going to judge me as weak and start fighting ・・・・・・・・・?

In a normal game, you wouldn't even think about it, but this online game, Clan Clan, encourages PK, or player-killing.

In this VRMMO, mercenary players compete with each other for equipment, money, items, loot, and everything else they desire.

In other words, we have introduced a system of PvP, a system that involves a lot of fighting between players.

I've heard that there are restrictions on PvP in that area depending on your age group, but I haven't looked into them in detail.

As a newcomer to online gaming, I was concerned that if others found out that I was unfamiliar with the game, I would be ripped off.

The green-haired boy is a pedophile or a fighter.

Once you have reached that conclusion, the rest of the action is set.

We will not waste our experience of failure in the confession.

　We will make decisions calmly and quickly.

　Dash in silence!

I left the square where all the newbies had gathered and found a nice white wooden bench to sit on. I sat down on a nice white wooden bench and took a quick look at my status.

When you think "menu", a menu window appears in the lower left corner of your field of view.

Character names None.

Level one

HP30 MP20 Strength1 Magic14 Defence2 Magic8 Soyasa18 Knowledge27

Money in hand: 1,000 esos.

Accessories

Head: None

　Body: Sooty cloak

　Arm: sooty leather glove

　Feet: Sooty leather shoes

Right hand: wooden sword of Rhone

　Left hand: none

　Accessories: None

　　　　　: None

　　　　　No accessories

　　　　　No: None

　　　　　No : No

　Skills: None

Title: The Old loli

　Here's what it looks like.

First of all, I had to name my character, but I hadn't decided yet.

　I decided that it would be better to make a quick decision, so I decided to call him Taro, since his real name is Jintaro.

Then there is status.

　The most interesting thing about his status is that his strength and defense are very low, while his speed and intelligence are high.

The armour is, well, satisfactory. As for the weapon, a Rhone wooden sword?

　What's a Rhone?

How about a wooden sword as initial equipment? Isn't the player supposed to be a mercenary?

Where in the world are there mercenaries who use wooden swords as their main weapon? ......

To test it out, I tapped on Rhone's wooden sword from the menu screen and got a simple description, the stats needed to equip it, attack power and so on.

"The wooden sword of the Rhone", rarity 0

This is a wooden sword made from Rhone, a small tree that grows everywhere.

Required Status: Strength 1 HP 20

Attack power +2

The status required to equip it is 1 for power and 20+ for HP.

　That's exactly what I am, but it turns out to be a very weak weapon.

The other initial equipment is at the same rubbish level.

A girl in a dirty cloak with a wooden sword on her hip is, for all intents and purposes, not a mercenary.

This is why it is so depressing to see people who seem to be mercenary players walking around the city glancing at me from time to time.

But as for the equipment, it was a disappointing warrior, but I'm sure it's the same for everyone at the beginning.

But even I couldn't agree on one thing.

Title.

　As with the Rhone wooden sword, tap on the menu and read the description.

'An old girl'.

A magical girl whose appearance does not match her content. She has the soul of an old man in her young vessel, which allows her to act far more efficiently than the others.

　She is a witch herself, with an enormous amount of magical power that allows her to maintain her youth and beauty, and overflows from her hair.

Acquisition condition: Rejuvenation.

　Potency: Triple the amount of skill points gained at level up.

It stated.

I don't know about you, but I understand that Clan Clan is an excellent game for feminisation and rejuvenation.

.......

　.............

　How can that be?

　What is this title?

"Is this a bug?　Is that what this is, a bug?"

Moreover, I think the potency of the title is half a cheat. Triple the skill points you get when you level up?　I still don't understand the position of skills in the clan and clan, but I thought skills were something like when you learn a technique, you transfer skill points to increase your skill level.

Isn't that a terrific title when you think about it ......?

　I'm not sure what the skill is to begin with.

"Skills, skills ......"

It occurred to me to see if there were any skill-related facilities nearby, and I quickly checked the map to see if I could ...... find the whole town.

Apparently, this clan only shows details on the map once you've been to the place.

But fortunately there was a shop called "Skill☆George" opposite the bench I was sitting on.

Aside from the naming sense, it might give us a clue as to how much the title 'Old loli ' means in terms of skill.

Besides, the exterior was quite elaborate and the atmosphere seemed good.

It is a modest wooden shop with many glazed areas. From the roof hangs a cosy decoration, perhaps made of thin metal rods bent and twisted together, like a coat of arms.

Simply put, it had the look of a stylish coffee shop.

Let's have a look around the shop.

　Gently open the wooden door, which is fitted with two rows of square coloured glass.

"Ojamaishimasu."

"Hi, welcome, mmm-hmm?"

I was greeted by a dark-skinned, punchy-permed, heavily made-up gay man with purple and pink mascara and eye blush and blinking eyes.

"Oh my goodness! I've got a lovely little girl here too."

"Excuse me."

I've learnt to be calm and quick.

　Turn around.

"I'm a slut, I'm a slut, I'm a slut."

The owner grabbed my arm as I was closing the door with god-like speed.

I have to admit, when he gave me a flying wink, I got such a chill that I thought I was going to die.

"Mmmm, oh, no. You're too impatient to be a good mercenary."

I was dragged into the shop by the gay shopkeeper.

"Oh, ha. ......"

"Why do you have such a pouty face? It's not the first day of Clan Clan, you'll have lots of adventures."

It's a real adventure to meet you.

Some of the NPC non-player characters were very unique.

NPCs are like programs, or robots, where the character is not controlled by the player, but by a program.

"So, if you've come to look at my house, does that mean you've come to buy the Bright Sword Arts?

Oh.

　It seems to be a shop related to skills after all.

But what is Bright Sword Arts?

"Hmmm?　You don't seem to know anything at all about the art of the sword, do you?" Shopkeeper

"Ah, yes." Taru

Answer the NPC's questions in the affirmative. This is a good opportunity to find out as much as you can from this gay man.

'Oh, really? Isn't your mum and dad with you?"

It's a very good artificial intelligence AI. In the event that you've got a lot of money, you'll be able to make use of it to get the most out of your money.

I'm on my own." Taru

He looked at me with a look of sincere concern, so I just replied to him.

"It's too dangerous for such a pretty girl to be playing clan clan alone.　Tell me about the Bright Sword Arts." Taru and shopkeeper.

I interrupted the gay man's line and started asking questions.

I'm not sure how far this NPC is loaded with AI to deal with questions, but I'm inclined to explore more of this city, the pioneering city of Michelangelo, rather than being held captive by strange gay NPCs.

So we decide to keep the communication brief.

'Hmmm, yes. Do you know what a skill is?" Shopkeeper

No." Taru

A gay man who responds to my interruptions without showing any displeasure at all.

It's natural that they are NPCs, but it's amazing that they can carry on a conversation like this and even ask you questions considering your situation and how you are doing. ......

"So, before we get into the art of the sword, let's talk about your skills." Shopkeeper

"Yes" Taru

"Skills are acquired by using your skill points to increase your skill level and acquire abilities." Shopkeeper

"Abilities?" Taru

"Well, abilities are simply 'skills'. Shopkeeper

I see.

　If you put your skill points into a certain skill, and raise the skill level, you can learn abilities and techniques.

"What's the point of having all those skill points if you don't have any skills to put them into?" Shopkeeper

Yes" Taru

"And that's where we come in." Shopkeeper

　The faggot slaps his rather thick chest plate.

"Look, look, look!" Shopkeeper

The gay NPC gestures to a window in the shop.

　I turn my head in that direction.

There was a beautiful display of sparkling crystal-like objects that reflected the light coming through the window. If you look closely at the crystal-like object, you can see a dagger sticking out of the top.

That one's ......." Taru

"Yes, that's the Bright Sword Arts for learning skills. That's how you learn your skills, okay?　Come on, my little angel. What skill would you like to buy?" Shopkeeper

"I see. You can buy the Arts of the Bright Sword in these shops and learn the skills." Taru

"You can get them from monster drops, dungeon chests, or by completing specific events." Shopkeeper

I began to look at the various sizes of bright sword arts on display. The crystals, pierced by daggers, were of many colours, from amber to flame, sky blue, jade, purple, gold, dull and transparent.

"We also have some rare and unusual sword arts that you won't find in most shops." Shopkeeper

I took a look around and found a few arts that caught my attention.

　The five magic skills of fire magic, water magic, wind magic, earth magic, and lightning magic were particularly eye-catching. In the event that you've got a lot of money, you'll be able to use it for a lot of things.

　But of course, I didn't have enough money to buy all of them.

Each magic skill is 800 esos.

Other weapon skills included dagger, one-handed sword, two-handed sword, twin swords, shield, large shield, spear, staff, short staff wand, axe, bow, short bow, flail and hammer.

　The full price of these is 500 esos.

The important thing is that there is no ...... wooden sword skill.

　In the upper section, there were weapon smithing skills, armor smithing skills, woodworking skills, decoration skills, leatherworking skills, cooking skills and sewing skills for production jobs.

　These cost 3000 esos.

At the top of the page is ......, which I can't see.

　I'm too short to see.

"You can use the step ladder there, angel." Shopkeeper

The owner of the shop, a gay man, points to a cube of wood.

　Without saying a word, I move the step stool to the front of the display and climb on it, trying not to lose my balance.

　This gave me a higher field of vision and I could see the bright sword arts on the top shelf.

Lower level summoning magic: 50,000 euros. Magic sword technique 35,000 eso.

　Thunderbolt magic 45000. Freeze magic 40,000.

　There was a huge amount of bright sword arts.

　All of the skill names sounded powerful.

　I was excited about the prospect of learning these skills, but then I found out something terrible.

In a place where the shelves are lined with expensive products, there is a bright sword arts that stands out.

　What is the name of the skill?

　Alchemy.

　The price is a whopping 800 euros.

Um... only 800 esos of alchemy skills.

　An alchemy that turns iron into gold. A forbidden art that transforms all things, creates unknown objects and even invades the realm of the gods.

　That is alchemy.

'Shopkeeper, this one, please." Taru

The lessons learned from Unkaku are applied, calmly and quickly.

　Make a quick decision.

"Oh my God, which one?" Shopkeeper

　The shopkeeper, a gay NPC, didn't seem to check which sword I was looking at.

"The Bright Sword Arts of Alchemy." Taru

"Come on, angel: ......" Shopkeeper

The gay man's eyes fluttered repeatedly to emphasise the purple eyeshadow.

"I can't recommend this skill enough!" Shopkeeper

"No, I prefer this skill." Taru

A gay NPC who starts to persuade me, somewhat impatiently.

"This skill looks useful at first glance. But in reality, it's often useless. And you'll need a special alchemy kit, right?" Shopkeeper

.......

　This is no way.

　One too cheap bright sword in a high-priced section.

　The NPC in the shop recommends that you don't buy it. ......

　Is this a flag for a hasty balancing measure from the management to prevent you from possessing overwhelming skills from the beginning of the game?

　With all the circumstantial evidence so far, the answer that can be drawn is.

Yes, it's like a certain bug on the first day of the service that caused the wrong amount to be displayed!

　In truth, alchemy must be a very rare skill, over 10000 esos.

　I've decided that I'll never make the same mistake again as I did with Unkaku Kokuhaku.

I don't hesitate to go on the offensive.

"I'm not buying anything else. I'm buying this alchemy sword right now." Taru

　He says this without the slightest hesitation.

"I really can't recommend it. ...... I think they saw it on sale in another shop and thought it was a bargain." Shopkeeper

It's sold in other shops ...... great value.

　This means that in other shops it would cost many times more than this amount.

"I'll buy it!" Taru

"It's rubbish skills, but are you sure it's worth it?" Shopkeeper

"Buy it!" Taru

...... Huh. Okay, okay. I'll sell it to you." Shopkeeper

"Yes!" Taru

　I shouted with delight.

The owner of the shop, a gay NPC, looks at me with a somewhat melancholy expression.

　I quickly handed over 800 NPCs and bought the alchemy sword Arts.

　I have only 200 esos left.

　I hold the tortoiseshell crystal in both hands.

You will see a log in your item storage saying that you have obtained the "Bright Sword of Alchemy Arts".

　In the event you're not sure what you're looking for, there are a few things you can do.

"I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." Shopkeeper

"What?" Taru

I'm not sure what to make of this advice, but it's a good one.

　I stare at the shining blade.

"If it loses its shine, you won't be able to learn any skills, it'll just be a dagger." Shopkeeper

Seriously!　I don't want to end up with a very rare skill that I couldn't learn because I was too scared and hesitant.

　It's the NPC in the first town. There's no way this faggot would lie to me.

　I plunged my shiny blade into the little girl's chest, into my own slightly plump chest.

Then the bright sword Arts was sucked into my chest with a rainbow of light.

　And then, in the log announcement

You have learned the skill Alchemy.

You have learned the ability 'Transmutation'.

　The following message appeared

　Kita Kita Kita!

　My new ability technique "Conversion".

　Read the description quickly.

"Conversion".

　The alchemy kit "Balance" can be used to convert materials and items.

　Both higher and lower conversions are possible.

Hmm.

　You need an alchemy kit, a 'balance'?

　I can't wait to save up some eso and try out the "Transmutation" ability.

"Hmmm. Tenshi, this is a service. Take this with you." Shopkeeper

　The dark, punchy-haired NPC, elbows on the counter, stares at me with sad eyes, holding what looks like a balance.

"What?" Taru

"I'm not sure what to make of this. You can have it." Shopkeeper

　I'm not sure if it's just an illusion or if the wink looks strangely beautiful.

Are you sure?" Taru

"Yes, yes. It's a service. You can't sell such a pretty little angel a rubbish skill like alchemy and not be able to use her abilities. I don't want you to quit the clan and clan... And Angel, you're a newbie to the clan and clan, right?　I'm sure you've got a lot of money in your pocket.　The Balance Alchemy Kit costs at least $500, no matter how cheap it is." Shopkeeper

"Oh, my God. ......" Taru

"So don't hesitate to take it." Shopkeeper

A gay NPC who gives you a series of winks and hands you a balance.

　I've been too creeped out to take a good look at it, but if you observe the faggot's twin eyes, you'll see that every time he winks, he closes both eyes and doesn't wink.

　When I received the balance from such a clumsy and kind okama, the log flowed.

George Lv10 has offered to sell you a copy of "The Copper Balance".

Would you like to accept? Do you accept?

　Hmm. This NPC's name is George? And at lvl 10, he's really high. No wonder he was able to drag me into the shop with his agile body language.

When I chose to accept the transaction, I received a "Copper Balance" in my item storage.

Copper Balance" Rare 1

　This alchemy kit is required to use the alchemy "Conversion".

　Increases the performance and success rate of the conversion by 2%.

　It was unmistakably an alchemy kit.

　I look at George, the NPC.

　In hindsight, he's a pretty good guy.

　He explained the art of the bright sword to me from scratch, sold me a very rare alchemy skill at a very reasonable price, and even gave me an alchemy kit.

　Even if he looks like a brown, thin, macho, punchy, perfect makeup faggot.

I think we should be grateful.

　I naturally smiled at the faggot.

"Thank you, lady." Taru

　I thanked him with a little lip service, and turned my back on him to leave the shop.

I thought you were a bit cheeky, but... You're such a good girl . And you've got the smile of an angel, Angel Sweets, so cute." George

　The voice of the faggot echoed from behind, and then the sound effect reached me.

"Pawn."

George Lv10 has sent you a friend request.

Do you want to accept the friend request? :.

　Such a log was displayed.

　Friends.

As this was the first event, a brief description of the system was displayed.

　Read on to find out more about friends and friend requests.

　In summary, friends are a useful feature that allows players to communicate with each other via chat and calls on ・・・・・・, no matter how far away they are from each other.

　Between players .......

'George is a player!" Taru

Huh?　Yeah?" George

　The faggot snapped his eyes shut and opened them.

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Character name: Taro

Level 1

HP30 MP20 Strength1 Magic14 Defense2 Magic Defense8 Speed18 Intelligence27

Possession: 200 esos.

Equipment

Head: None

Body: sooty cloak