Bishoujo Ni Natta Kedo Netoge Haijin. Yattemasu

Episode 1 I confessed to you.

I might be sentenced to death by the beautiful girl I love. ...... In this space of fear and madness, I shout in my heart.

It leaks, it leaks, my stomach hurts.

　My brain was dominated by the invader called the bowel movement.

I, Jintaro Butsutu, am a very ordinary high school boy. I'm 16 years old and in my first year of high school.

His appearance is average, his academic performance is above average, and his athletic ability is average.

Why should I, a picture of normalcy, be in this predicament? ...... Why am I being forced to make this choice?

Tolexo or Dead Dead.

Shit, shit, why the ****?

　Trying hard to keep my mind from going blank at the biggest turning point of my life, I try to put the situation in perspective.

It's the end of July, and even though it's hot and humid, I'm dripping with an ungodly amount of sweat all over my body. And standing in front of me is a beautiful girl.

Yes, I decided to make a "confession of love" to her, Akane Miyanouchi, and called her.

Will you go to the toilet unceremoniously after all this ...... or will you leak in front of your loved ones and be sentenced to a mental death sentence?

Tomorrow and the next day, it will be the same day.

　I feel as if I am slowly being stretched thin, as if I am slowly dying.

I've always wanted to escape from the repetition of the ordinary, but who would have thought I'd be thrown from the ordinary to the bottom like this?

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　A few minutes ago: ----

The end of the school day is over, and the students are either going home or chatting in the school.

　I'm standing upright like a soldier, waiting for someone, while the other students are having fun in the corridor.

　Why is that? To confess, of course.

I don't know how long I've waited.

But the discomfort of the sweat sticking to my shirt, plus the strain, is slowly eating away at me.

　Furthermore, the heat is making me feel sick, and I have a stomachache.

　I really need to go to the toilet.

This is not good.

I couldn't bear the huge pressure on my bowels and thought about going to the bathroom.

Just then. I heard one of my classmates coming up the stairs in a hurry, out of breath.

It was my girlfriend, the one who had taken the time to come to my rescue.

Oh, ......"

The moment I saw her, the disgust and hellish stomachache I had just experienced vanished like a lie.

I'm looking at my confessor, who is the embodiment of the word "beautiful".

Her name is Akane Miyanouchi.

His porcelain skin was so white that my sweat-soaked shirt looked yellowish.

Her dull eyes shine brightly, unlike my own, which are absent-minded and carefree.

Above all, her jet-black hair, cropped at the shoulder, has a slight floral scent.

On the other hand, my short, sweaty hair smells like a rubbish dump, so don't get too close to me.

Phew. ......"

　I'm not sure what to make of this. It's a great way to make sure you're getting the most out of your money.

"I didn't mean to keep you waiting.　I'm so sorry!　I'm not sure what to do with it. I heard from Koya and Yuki that ...... you have an important problem?"

I couldn't tell from the look on her face whether or not she had guessed my intentions.

　But the seriousness of her gaze made me think that there might be a chance of winning.

　I suppressed my rising feelings and responded calmly.

No, I don't think so. Thank you for making time for me."

　She shook her head slowly to the side.

No, it's not. You are my classmate, you know. If you're in trouble, it's mutual. You can ask me anything if you want. What happened to you?　Bullying?"

　No," I said with an awkward smile.

　She looked at me, tilted her head curiously, and continued to speak with a serious face.

You can't be too hard on yourself. Tell the truth, okay?　Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I love everyone in this class. If we are going to have a summer holiday, we want to start it with a clean slate, don't we?　I'm not so easy to beat in a fight, you know.

　When I heard those words, I thought. I'm sure you'll agree that Miyanouchi is a lovely girl. It's a beautiful girl who is well-behaved and extremely reliable, and is adored by everyone in her class. This is the reason why it is so important for you to have a good idea of what is going on in your life.

If we were to use a theatrical casting system, she would be the princess and I would be the inconspicuous passerby A among the mob characters. No, I'm not even a part anymore, I'm just the lighting guy ...... who makes her look good. I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but it's a good idea. I'm not sure what to make of that. I would be caught by the security guards as a suspicious person and would have to leave.

The reason why I didn't become a suspicious person and was able to confess my love for her is because of my two best friends, Yuki and Koya. They were the ones who guided her to come here for me.

For their sake and my own, I couldn't back down.

　I made up my mind and slowly opened my mouth.

"Actually, there's something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time, ...... well, I guess that counts as a problem."

I start to tell her a short story about how I started high school, fell in love with her at first sight and fell in love with her. She rolls her eyes in surprise, but listens intently as I stammer on and on. Her cheeks are slightly flushed.

As soon as I realised this, my heart started beating so loudly that I thought they could hear it.

　There's an indescribable, pale pink aura that surrounds us.

"I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I'm not the only one. I was also happy when Miyanouchi-san greeted me. ...... So I started to greet people around me."

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I always do my English homework," he says. I always ask Miyanouchi-san to help me with my English homework, even though I say I'll check if it's correct before class. Thank you."

　I hadn't done much homework in junior high school, but when I realised that homework would be a common topic of conversation with Miyanouchi-san, I started doing it every day without fail.

"I heard that Miyanouchi-san likes short hair, so I tried to make it short."

July has become more concerned about her appearance and has put a lot of effort into her hairstyle.

I'm embarrassed to be saying this to myself, so I fiddled with my hair, the wax having been washed away by sweat.

　If you look at her, she is slowly nodding her head as if she is carefully digesting my words. Even such a small gesture only makes my heart beat faster.

"All because I wanted to say a few words to you, Miyanouchi-san."

I said it.

　I've never really put my all into anything, whether it's studying or sports.

　I'm not going to let anyone beat me in my love for Miyanouchi-san.

"You just wanted to talk to me ......?"

She chuckled. It was obvious she was waiting for the next word. And I knew what I had to say.

　Just as I was about to fire my final weapon, the Aino Kokuhaku, I realized that something else was about to be unleashed.

Oh no ...... I want to poop so badly.

　Why? Why?　I thought I was fine until a few minutes ago. I don't know what triggered it at all.

　An unbearable scream from my abdomen, from my gut, sends alarm bells ringing through my body.

　This was definitely out of the realm of possibility, and I could feel a nuclear warhead's worth of dangerous material descending through my body.

　The meltdown begins.

　My despair, too, is beginning.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

　Ha. Ha. .......

But I held on. I held on.

　I gathered all the strength I could in my belly and squeezed my anus tightly.

There's no room for make-believe ......, but that's what men are for!

He gambled with all his might and forced a smile on his face to keep the hydrogen bomb from coming out of the plum pit.

The spirit, the grit and the guts of the people of Sekigahara, the great battle of the world.

If you win, you'll live in peace, if you lose, you'll be beheaded.

　If you lose, you'll be beheaded. You've come this far, and you're only one ...... step away.

　It's all thanks to you that I've been able to change.

In front of her, I've made an unsuitable effort to bring out the best in myself. Desperately.

It was a mega-evolution that was unimaginable from the days when I was obsessed with the gal games Koya lent me.

I've been working hard to make up for my junior high school days when my name was pronounced Jintaro, and I was given the delicate nickname of "normal person". I'm not quite average yet, but I'm confident I can be. She has given me that confidence.

If she is in trouble, you casually lend a hand. If she looks bored, I become a clown to make her laugh. I can be whoever Miyanouchi-san wants me to be.

Yes, you can be a brave man. So, I don't want to pull out here. You can't say, "Oh, wait a minute, I'm going to the bathroom" when things are going so well.

There is no way we can do it all again.

My girlfriend, who has a big bowl, would allow me to leave the toilet in the middle of the day, but I, who have a smaller bowl than a toilet bowl, would not allow it.

Phew. ......

Facing your conflicts, or ....... Is this what confession is all about? I love it. If you're going to be intimidated by this, it's going to hurt. I'm really sick to my stomach.

And anyway, here we go!

"S."

When I was about to say my confession in the early summer breeze.

Huh. .......

　It's a demon, it's really bad.

　It's a good idea to have a good idea of what you're looking for and what you can do to help.

　I'm not sure what to do.

　Poop or death.

　My brain burned with thoughts, and I instantly came up with a choice.

It's still a case of dashing to the toilet to take a dump, or leaking and dying socially.

　Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

　When my feet took the first step into the toilet, my soul wailed in my heart, and the voices of my two best friends echoed in my ...... perverted brain.

'You have done a great job so far. Now it's time for you to put your feelings into it.'

You always smiled and comforted me, Yukiyo Yuki. Now I feel like taking a dump. If I tell you how I feel, will you accept it?

　"Aaaaah, I'm about to blow a brown bomb!"

'We've done this together. Whichever way it goes, you'd better report it.

　Koya Koya is mega handsome and is usually physically protective of me.

　What kind of report is that?　I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that.

　You want to get stool data?

　I don't even know why I'm asking myself this question anymore.

　But then I remembered their words and they brought me back to my senses.

I will not allow you to rejoice alone or cry alone.

"You've got us."

　I guess that's what my best friends wanted to tell me the most.

　They summoned her to the fourth floor corridor. On the fourth floor of the school building, there are only a few people, as the only facilities are the audio-visual room, the music room and the science room, which are not usually used.

When they arranged my confession, Yuki and Koya offered to help me in any way they could, but I turned them down in order to show my manly spirit.

　The result is that you are alone with Miyanouchi-san.

　The result of this is the situation we find ourselves in now.

　I'm not going to leave the result of going to the bathroom.

　It's a great way to get your mind off of your broken heart.

　Poop or confess!

　I've reached a new level, and a new option comes to mind.

It took only four seconds after Mr Miyanouchi's questioning words for me to reach this point in my thinking. Strangely, time seems to flow more slowly.

　I can do this.

　I can make it.

　I shouldn't run away.

　Every second that I hesitate, the life of my anus is shortening.

　All I have to do is say one more word.

　So I opened my mouth and said it forcefully.

"Miss Miyanouchi, you're the best.　I'm not sure what to say, but I'm sure you'll understand.

Years of pent up feelings, released.

　Poop is also released.

　An unprecedented feeling of exhilaration shakes and rapes my mind and body.

"Ahhhh, ohhh, ohhh, ohhh, ohhh, ohhh!"

I was screaming as I let out a huge load of something I shouldn't have out of my ***.

　It was a bad idea to try and confess at that moment.

"Oh, my God, ......, no!　What?

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　I'm sure you'll agree. It's a great way to make sure you're getting the most out of your vacation. When I understood that, I was full of tears.

　You will be able to feel the sweat coming off of your body, and you can feel the fluid covering your body.

　At the same time, someone's voice rang in my ears.

"Oh, my God, this is disgusting!　Seriously, it's disgusting!

Hey, get someone in here!

Hearing our screams, students from the science club and the brass band, who hadn't left school yet, came running up to us. The students surround her and me like onlookers.

　Some laughed at us, others hurled abusive language at us. Some of them even vomit on us.

Some even vomited.　It's their job to clean up!

'Don't be silly!　I don't like it!

You can hear the onlookers cursing in the distance.

　But it doesn't matter.

　All that mattered was that I was so desperate that my knees buckled and I started to laugh. As it was, I lost all strength in my waist and fell into a puddle of my own filth. The fabric of my uniform gets heavier as it absorbs the filth, and the warm liquid and strange smell stick to my body.

　Burned into my brain is the astonished face of Akane Akane Miyanouchi Miyanouchi showed me just before she fainted.

　It's the end of everything.

　I'm not sure what to do.

　I thought I had done my best. ......

　In my fading consciousness, I suddenly heard a noise that sounded like a person being repelled.

I'm not sure what to say.　"Get out of the way!　Can't you see I'm telling you to get out of the way?"

He is usually very intelligent, but this rough voice is Kouya. When I looked up a little in a daze, I saw him, tall enough to be seen from here, beating some people to death with a bag. He hurried through the crowd and came to my rescue!

Bontarou Jintarou!　Sorry I'm late. I was just wondering if you'd be interested in going back to ......, because there's a lot of people here, and why are you covered in shit?

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Koya threatens onlookers by kicking a bin in the corner. The bin hit one of the onlookers, but Koya barked more without caring.

I'm going to use a fire extinguisher next!

　The onlookers who flinched at the enraged Koya scattered in the blink of an eye.

"Okay, ....... Yuki , I'll explain it to the senko who will be here later. You should carry him to the shower room of the swimming club. I'm sure Yuji is doing his own training, so ask them to lend you a shower. Also, there's my jersey in the locker, so take it with you. I'll clean up here. Oh, right. I have to take Miyanouchi to his bed in the infirmary. I'm probably going to be a little late, so go ahead and leave."

　I'm not sure what to make of it. It's a good idea to have a good friend who can help you out.

Okay. I'll go on ahead. Bontarou, are you OK?　I'm coming."

...... Ugh, yeah."

　I nodded my head, though my consciousness became vague.

I forgot. Take this with you. You've probably already lost all your water, so you might get dehydrated."

Thank you, ......."

　Kouya, if I were a woman, I'd probably be in love with you. ......

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　Fate is cruel. No, I had the momentum to climb to the top of my life until halfway through.

　How could I have made that mistake and fallen down like that?

　The only thing that saved me was that my two best friends saved me. I can't say thank you enough to Koya and Yuki.

　After that, I went to the shower room of the swimming club and washed my body, and changed into Koya's jersey which was in the locker, as if Yuki was taking care of me.

　And now I was walking with Yuki on the way to school. The bag containing the school bag and the uniform covered in shit was unusually heavy.

'Well, I don't know what to say. Don't worry about it. We all make mistakes, you know. You know?　Well, I don't think I've ever made such a big mistake. Yeah."

Oh, my God. ......

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I was trudging home when I came to a scramble intersection on the main street. I looked ahead and saw a huge TV news ticker hanging on the wall of a large department store opposite.

'A nationwide rash!　Sudden sexual conversions"

It's finally happening!　A VRMMO that gives you a glimpse of human nature.

Oh, it's this VRMMO!　This is the game we played in the beta test. Why don't you join us, Jintaro, for a change?"

"Hmm?　Yeah ......"

　I replied to Yuki's concern, but another piece of news caught my attention.

I've been seeing it a lot lately.

　The news.

　I'd like to turn into a woman, or even a little girl, and redo the whole past, not just today's events, without anyone knowing.

　What?

　What a ridiculous idea!

　I shake my head and let my thoughts wander.

"I'm not sure what to say. We're friends, aren't we ......?"

At my question, Yuhki smiles bitterly, as if embarrassed.

"What?　What are you talking about? If we weren't friends, I wouldn't be carrying the shit-covered Boutoro. I still can't get rid of the feces smell. Oh, shit."

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that I'm not the only one who is worried about you.

　But he's really worried about me, and his giggle is dazzling in the sunshine.

　You'll be able to find a lot more than just a few of these in the marketplace.

"Seriously,......, thanks".

"Ha-ha."

Letting out a soft laugh as usual, Yuki walked forward.

It's a little embarrassing, but I think ...... friends will do what they need to do at the time. I'm sure you'll be able to do the same for me today as you did for Boutarou in middle school. I'm sure you'll agree.

Yuki continues to walk without looking back at me.

　Seeing the back of my reliable best friend, salt water spilled out of my eyes.

"So, this is normal..."

Yuki's teasing about my previous nickname cheered me up a bit.

　Tomorrow is the summer holiday. It's just the right time to rehabilitate my mind.

　I won't even have to face Akane Miyanouchi.

　I have nothing more to lose. All I have to do is pick it up again.

　As you can see, there's nothing left to lose, .......

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"Huh. ......"

　I sigh at the ceiling.

　When I got home, I lay down on my bed in my room, which was empty and silent.

"Huh. ......"

　This is the first time I've ever seen such a thing.

It's ...... quiet.

So I turned on the TV for some background music and saw a news report.

A spate of sudden sexual conversions across the country has left the cause of the incidents still unknown and six boys and girls are already suffering from this mysterious condition. For more information on the government's response and future plans, please visit ......

Sex change. ......

Forcing my thoughts to drift back to the past, I think back to that moment again, vividly.

　I was about to confess my feelings for a girl I liked, and in my nervousness and desperation I took a shit.

Why didn't I go to the toilet at that time without question?

　The reason was obvious.

I'm not going to let a sudden urge to have a bowel movement ruin the atmosphere of my confession, the culmination of all my small efforts.

It would have been impossible for me to go to the toilet and make another confession with an unconcerned look on my face.

Is it the poop or the confession that counts?

　Confession, of course.

I've made the right choice.

　I chose to be a man.

Was it a mistake to try to be a respectable man ...... ?