BLONDE BITCH!! - Haikyuu!! × Fem!OC
CH. 03
.°𑁍! | -`‚ “BLONDE B!TCH!!”
₍₍...️₎₎ Wherein Tsukishima Yona; AKA Ms. Blonde b*tch—catches multiple hearts in the volleyball world by her unique charm..
Author Pastel
Beware of mistakes, errors, and sensitive themes like swearing and etc..!
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₍₍...️₎₎ CHAPTER 03 - SALTY #1 AND #2!!
Hinata Shoyo
[*/Shocked, O..ONEE-SAN!?
Hinata exclaims in shock, eyes bugging out as he stared at the blonde female—not believing the words his ears heard just now from her.
Tsukishima Yona
Yeah, his older sister—the one who answered yesterday's call.
Admits Yona, twirling the loose strands of her hair as the captain cleared his throat.
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
EH!? So you were the girl who answered that saltshaker's phone? Damn, I didn't expect that!
Sawamura Daichi
..A-Ah, so it was you.
Tsukishima Yona
Yes, just as I said.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
E-EEEHHH!? T-Tsukki's onee-san, Y-Yona-san!
Tsukishima Yona
..Tadashi, why are you so shocked? You already know that, right? [*/Chuckles.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
[*/Shrieks, G-GOMEN!! Sorry, Yona-san, oh my..!
Laughing at their unique reactions, Yona waited for the ruckus to die out—that was really stopped by Daichi, ehe.
Sawamura Daichi
HEY! Stop now, let's all calm down, okay!?
Kageyama Tobio
..I-I AM CALM!!???
Hinata Shoyo
Bakageyama, no you're not!
Kageyama Tobio
Boke Hinata! So are you!
Sugawara Koushi
Hey now, let's all shut it, okay..? [*/Sweatdrops.
Letting the murmurs to stop by themselves, Yona hummed silently, looking around; familiarizing herself with the team.
Tsukishima Yona
..So this is Karasuno's volleyball club....?
Tsukishima Yona
Pfft.. It's pretty frenetic here.
States the blonde—catching the attention of the two volleyball idiot first years; managing to catch Kageyama and Hinata's attention.
Kageyama Tobio
F..Frene..tic??
Hinata Shoyo
Ehhh..? What's that?
Questioned the two to the older female who was late to answer their question since a 'someone' answered it for her instead.
Tsukishima Kei
Frenetic—fast and energetic in a rather wild and uncontrolled way.
Tsukishima Kei
Why so curious, king and shorty? Afraid that it's some kind of an 'expensive' sounding insult~?
Kei says with hus usual smug expression—only ticking his fellow first years off who gritted their teeth in annoyance by his insulting words.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Sneers, Well look who finally decided to show up! My dearest brother, Kei..~
Yona chuckles, putting up her fake doting attitude on that her brother, Kei, is so tired of putting up with.
Tsukishima Kei
Tsk, shut up. Why are you here? I'm aware you don't have any business here, nee-san. So, it's better if you leave.
Creating a heavy tension of rivalry, both Tsukishima's started a glaring contest that will most likely result into an insulting contest, silencing everyone inside the gym.
Tsukishima Yona
Actually my dear brother, I do have business here starting now! (*^▽^*)
Yona announces, a bright smile seen on her face that when unmasked, will reveal her true intention which is pissing Kei off.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Smirks, ..Want me to enlighten your uninformed self about it, Kei~?
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Eye twitches, What? Tell me this so called 'business' of yours in here?
Asking his older sister with this scowl on his face, Kei has his brows stitched together—heavily annoyed by Yona.
Tsukishima Yona
..To make it short, I'm the new manager Kiyoko-san recruited!
Exclaimed the team—having Tsukishima the most shocked and pissed off one among them all upon hearing her announcement.
Tsukishima Kei
You..? T..The new manager!?
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Snickers, Mhm~! That's correct, I'm the new manager..
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Grits teeth, ..I refuse to believe.
Tsukishima Yona
Oh-ho? Alright then, let's wait for Kiyoko-san to announce it officially.
She says, smiling in a taunting way to her brother. Waiting for the main manager to show up to announce her recruitment officially as she sneered at her pissed off brother.
And a few moments later, the third year female arrived.
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
KIYOKO-SAN!! (●♡∀♡)
Greets Tanaka with hearts in his eyes, followed by the rest who also went on to greet her.
Tsukishima Yona
Kon'nichiwa, Kiyoko-san.
Kiyoko Shimizu
Yona-chan, hey.
The older Tsukishima greeted, smiling at the later who smiled back—greeting her kouhai.
Kiyoko Shimizu
I'm guessing that you've introduced yourself to the team as the new manager?
Tsukishima Yona
Ah, yes yes. I already did, Kiyoko-san. And I hope you don't mind that.
Kiyoko Shimizu
Don't worry, I don't. [*/Smiles.
Kiyoko hums, her words passing theough the younger Tsukishima's ear—making him nearly explode in annoyance; clearly, he's not happy that his sister is the team's new manager.
Tsukishima Yona
Well, Kei..?
Tsukishima Yona
You heard what you wanna hear—I've confirmed it. You happy now~?
Yona chimes to Tsukishima Kei who was seen with a frown, biting his lower lip in annoyance—preventing himself from spilling out words.
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Mutters, Like hell I am.
Walking away, Kei went to change his clothes—preparing for today's practice along with the rest as Yona and Kiyoko watched by the bench.
Tsukishima Yona
Hey, Kiyoko-san, that shorty is a player?
Yona asks to the older female who nodded—while Hinata who overheard her words has his ears perked up, rushing to the managers.
Hinata Shoyo
O-OSU! I'm a player! Hinata Shoyo desu!
Hinata Shoyo
I'm a regular, a middle blocker!!
Stated Hinata, jumping real high—showing off his skill to his senpais who looked quite shocked.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Mutters, Oh wow, I didn't expect that..
Hinata Shoyo
MHM! ..Ah, so? ???
Tilting his head left and right, Hinata waited for an apology from the girl who never gave one—making him annoyed.
Hinata Shoyo
Y-Yona-san, are you not gonna apologize for mislabeling me??
He asks to the female who flashed a close eyed smile at him—getting his hopes into receiving an apology up high.
Tsukishima Yona
No, why should I?
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Cooes, I don't take back my words... Chi-bi-chaaann~
Yona says, standing up to flaunt her height to Hinata who glanced up her figure—having her hand covering Hinata's face, making him feel their diffence in size greatly.
Tsukishima Yona
You're a high schooler, yet your height is for a middle schooler, haha!
Laughs the blonde megane—her words making Hinata recall the youngest Tsukishima; Kei, who's attitude is just like Yona's.
Hinata Shoyo
GEH!? Like sister like brother!
Hinata Shoyo
You both are salty as hell..!
Growls Hinata, rushing back to his teammates who chuckled after overhearing their conversation.
Sugawara Koushi
Oh-ho, seems like we have another saltshaker in the team..!
Sawamura Daichi
Yep, as expected—these two are really siblings, huh?
Sawamura Daichi
..Tsukishima #1 and Tsukishima #2, haha..!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
More like saltshaker #1 and #2! HAHAHA
They laughed—having complicated feeling about the arrival of another saltshaker—I MEAN Tsukishima to the team. Not sure to be glad or scared of her arrival..
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End of chapter 03, see you in the next chapters!
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Momo
AUTHOR THIS IS SO COOL PLS MAKE MORE
2024-04-05
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dante
I'm extremely late 😭😭 i had online classes and stuffs
2021-11-15
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