BLONDE BITCH!! - Haikyuu!! × Fem!OC - CH. 01

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₍₍...️₎₎ Wherein Tsukishima Yona; AKA Ms. Blonde b*tch—catches multiple hearts in the volleyball world by her unique charm..

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Beware of mistakes, errors, and sensitive themes like swearing and etc..!

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₍₍...️₎₎ CHAPTER 01 - THE START!

Tsukimama

...Kei, dear.. Can you buy me groceries? I forgot to buy them yesterday.

Tsukimama says to Kei who sat quietly on the living room, watching shows at the TV as she stood on the kitchen, about to prepare dinner.

Tsukishima Kei

[*/Grunts, Haaahh..? Can't Yona-nee do it for you instead?

Tsukimama

..Ehe, Kei. Please?

Complained the tall blond male, sending a glare to his older sister who sneered at him after hearing their mother's words.

Tsukishima Yona

Oh-hoo.. Kei-cchi, mama asked you, not me~!

Tsukishima Kei

Oh c'mon—fine....!

Tsukishima Kei

..Lazy-a**.

Giving in, Tsukishima stood up and went to his mother, grabbing the money and list for the groceries. Sending Yona a glare before he left.

Tsukimama

[*/Chuckles, You two really don't get along, huh?

Tsukishima Yona

Mama, Kei and I get along sometimes—and only when insulting someone, haha!

Tsukimama

That's not very nice, Yona, dear..

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Shrugs, Ehhhh, at least we get along on something..

Waiting for Kei's return, both female Tsukishima's conversed for a while; stopped by something..

[*/Phone rings...!!

Tsukishima Yona

Mhm? Phone.. Someone's calling from...

Tsukishima Yona

Kei's phone?

Taking Kei's phone, Yona checked the caller from her younger brother's phone; a group call from KARASUNO VBC..

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Looks at Tsukimama, 'Ma, should I answer this call or nah?

Tsukimama

Oh, this is his team—y'know, volleyball?

Tsukishima Yona

Ah? Then, should I? This is most likely an announcement..

Tsukimama

[*/Hums, Yeah, so answer it and just let Kei know what's the call about.

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Deadpans, that brat will surely get mad at me, but okay...~

Answering the phone, Yona was then greeted by multiple loud voices from the other lines, causing her to raise a brow and chuckle.

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Oi! You all, shut the hell up!!

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Listen to what I'll say, damn it..!!

..Booms a loud matured voice, making some of the noises die off and the girl ponder on who is it—their captain? Most likely, yes.

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Clears throat, ..Hello? Kei's currently not here yet so I answered the call for him—,

Tsukishima Yona

...Kindly say what's needed to be said so I can end the call now.

Interrupts the female Kei—I mean, Yona who seems to silent a the other lines on the other side—well, for a moment.

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Holy crap—a girl's voice..!

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T-Tsukishima has a girl handling his phone! Lucky!!

Two different voices exclaims, specifically from the loudest two from previously.

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[*/Stammers, A-Ah! R..Right....

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..M-May you please tell Tsukishima that we'll only be having an afternoon practice tomorrow?

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...Since the basketball club borrowed the gym for the morning..

Tsukishima Yona

Mhm, got it. I'll tell him when he arrives.. [*/Hangs up.

Hanging up, Yona raised a thumbs up to her mother who looked at her in bliss, clapping her hand silently for her daughter.

Tsukimama

Okay, that's settled. Now, we just hope that your brother doesn't get mad for that, ahahaha~!

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Pouts, Mama, stop hoping that he won't..! Kei-cchi will surely get mad at me. Geez. [*/Crosses arms.

Tsukishima Kei

[*/Interrupts, ....I'll get mad at you for what—oh wait, I'm mad at you at all times anyway.

Arriving back from the store, the youngest Tsukishima came back with groceries in his hands—settling it down at the kitchen counter before talking to his older sister.

Tsukishima Yona

Oh wow, that was fast..

Tsukishima Kei

[*/Rolls eyes, I hurried up because I got a feeling that you did something that'll piss me off.

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Smirks, Well, you aren't wrong though. I did something that'll piss you off.

Tsukishima Kei

[*/Squints eyes, What is it? Tell me, Yona-nee... Maybe it'll cause me to be less pissed at you.

Squinting his eyes at his older sister, Kei grumbled to her as he waited for an answer to satisfy his curiosity.

Tsukishima Yona

It'll most likely piss you off even more, but sure.

Tsukishima Yona

....I just touched your phone and answered a call from your team.

Tsukishima Kei

[*/Eye twitches, You WHAT?

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Sighs deeply, You heard me, didn't you?

Tsukishima Yona

But before you explode at me, I just asked for your captain's announcement and ended the call—that's it.

Explaining her side, Yona caught sight of Kei sighing in please; waving her off.

Tsukishima Kei

Eh. Good, I guess. And about the announcement?

Tsukishima Yona

Oh yeah, the guy said that no morning practice tomorrow, only afternoon practice because the basketball club borrowed the gym for the morning.

Tsukishima Kei

[*/Huffs, Ahhh, even better.

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Raises brows, Oh wow—

About to give a snarky remark to her brother, Yona was immediately cut off by Tsukimama who sensed that another bickering will resurface if she doesn't stop the two.

Tsukimama

[*/Clasps hands together, Alright! Yona, why don't you help me with dinner?

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Hums, Sure, mom.

Tsukimama

..And Kei, take a rest or do your thing, freshen your mind for tomorrow, one of your teachers will give a quiz, right?

Tsukishima Kei

Ah—yes... I'll be in my room, then.

Later on, Kei went to review for tomorrow's quiz while Yona helped prepare dinner with her mother who rejoiced; proud at herself from preventing a fight between the two.

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Grumbles, ..Mama, you stopped me from giving a snarky remark to Kei by asking me to help you here, didn't you..?

Yona says to Tsukimama who jolted, and with that alone, it showed that she's guilty of the words accused on her.

Tsukimama

[*/Nervously laughs, Aha... Yeah, well, you kept bickering with him, so....

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Pouts, Bleh! Now you've proved that Kei's your favorite.

The blonde muttered to her mom who shook her head no repeatedly alongside with her hands that also waved no.

Tsukimama

[*/Shrieks, Eeehh!? No, no, I have no favorites; it's just I'm tired of hearing you two bicker almost everyday..

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Cooes, Well he's always the one who starts it, okaaayy~?

Tsukimama

Still! You should just ignore his remark to prevent a fight between you two..

Tsukimama

And as his older sister, you should care for your younger brother, right? [*/Nudges Yona's side.

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Clicks tongue, Mama, that brat is 16 already, so he shouldn't be babied anymore..

Crossing her arms below her chest, Yona continued to be bitter about her younger brother Kei who she assumes that is their mom's favorite.

Tsukimama

[*/Purses lips, Yona my dear, watch over your younger brother—well, for me, please?

Pleading to the middle child, Yona, Tsukimama eventually managed to get her to agree with her favor.

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Grits teeth, F..Fine, I'll watch over the brat.

Tsukimama

Aww! Thank you, my tsundere daughter, Yona~!

Tsukishima Yona

MAMA! I'm not a tsundere.....!

Tsukimama

Yes, you are a tsundere—you act like you don't care about your dear younger brother but you really do!

Tsukishima Yona

I—I don't....!?

Denying her mother's accusation to her, Tsukimama laughed her answe off as she pat her daughter's head.

Tsukimama

Haha, yes you do, now—why don't you join the volleyball club as the manager so you can watch over Kei?

Tsukimama

Y'know, fulfilling your duty?

Tsukishima Yona

[*/Frowns, Taking care of Kei? That's my duty...?

Tsukimama

Yes, yes.. It is a sister's duty to take care of her siblings—and vice versa.

Sighing deeply as she listened to her mother's words, Yona shrugged as she leaned on the wall.

Tsukishima Yona

..Since I'm such a 'nice' girl, fine, I'll do it.

Yona says with a faint smile—and upon hearing her answer, her mother rejoiced and engulfed her into a warm embrace..

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End of chapter 01, see you in the next chapters!

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