Ep.1 How to Kidnap the ryt way
Author O<>O
(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) Hello
Author O<>O
Just greeting you in the first half<(￣︶￣)>
Author O<>O
(ㆁωㆁ) Then with no further ado pls. continue
Li Xiaofan
Hey, I'm going now
Pao Fa
Hah...you told me you'd treat me, where do you think you're going?
Li Xiaofan
Tell Boss not to fire me, thanks! [waving hand]
Li Xiaofan
[laughs] Bye bye~
Pao Fa
[mutter] Oh my god, I seriously need to stop being nice to him
Li Xiaofan
Hmm~ Hm-Hm, hmm.. [humming and skipping]
Li Xiaofan
Another Monday, another misery~
Li Xiaofan
[gets in the taxi]
Li Xiaofan
At xxx street please
Li Xiaofan
oh...I'm sorry but this isn't th-
Li Xiaofan
Hm? Abandoned buildings
Li Xiaofan
Uhm Excuse me? I'm gonna pay you only 1rmb for this tf?
Li Xiaofan
Oh hold on...Ohh, are you?...Kidnapping me?
Mr. Kidnapper
[straight face]
Li Xiaofan
[relaxes back to his seat] Hm I see
Li Xiaofan
But you suck at this
Mr. Kidnapper
It's my first time kidnapping
Li Xiaofan
[rolls eyes] Figures
Li Xiaofan
Firstly, you need to wear a cap to hide your face because your victim might run away while knowing your identity
Li Xiaofan
And that would be stupid
Mr. Kidnapper
Why are you even talking about this?
Li Xiaofan
I'm considerate enough to teach you the damn right lesson to kidnap people
Li Xiaofan
This is just awful like do you want to get your âss kicked by the police?
Li Xiaofan
[sigh] Hold on, I think I have a zip tie in here
Li Xiaofan
[brings up wrist] Now zip it in my wrist
Mr. Kidnapper
... [zips it]
Li Xiaofan
[sigh] You're so amateur
Li Xiaofan
[pulls away his zipped hands] Did you bring a weapon?
Li Xiaofan
Man, you should've gone with a baseball bat
Li Xiaofan
I can't believe you're this stupid
Li Xiaofan
A baseball bat is convinient for getting the victim to pass out instantly
Li Xiaofan
Ok fine, you might need a knife to slit one's throat but you're too inexperienced
Li Xiaofan
You don't have any sense of hatred towards me and you're probably here to kill for fun, judging by your bruises, that must be one of the reasons
Mr. Kidnapper
Ok, fck, shut up!
Li Xiaofan
The possibility will be stabbing
Li Xiaofan
However it is a move that's likely to be dodged, and you're litterally too far away from the back seat to even stab the victim
Mr. Kidnapper
Shut up! I wasn't planning on stabbing you, I just wanted to rob you
Li Xiaofan
Just... Remember to bring some baseball bat or something
Mr. Kidnapper
I have a baseball bat in the building let's see if you'll keep running your mouth!...
Li Xiaofan
Are you fcking serious, your bat is in the building, we're right fcking here!!
Mr. Kidnapper
Shut tf up!!
Lawry [Cutie System]
Nyahahahahah!
Lawry [Cutie System]
He's gonna be famous if he makes a tutorial on how to kidnap like a pro in youtube
Lawry [Cutie System]
No wonder I got called in here [wheezing]
Lawry [Cutie System]
They knew he was gonna get killed anyway!
Lawry [Cutie System]
Pfff--
Lawry [Cutie System]
This guy is crazy basically ordering his kidnapper to bang his brains out hahahah
Lawry [Cutie System]
[laughs] This is going to be Awesome! [sneers]
Lawry [Cutie System]
Damn, I need a popcorn for this
Author O<>O
(✯ᴗ✯)This is "I DIED- sike"
Author O<>O
<(￣︶￣)> Made this because I've been thinking all about this story lately
Author O<>O
So I couldn't help it and as a result-
![I DIED- Sike [Bl System]](https://cn-e-pic-aliyun.mangatoon.mobi/cartoon-posters/1502721bdb5.webp)
![Lawry [Cutie System]](https://up-pic.mangatoon.mobi/contribute/fiction/3495908/avatar/21993922/1635911296089.jpeg-s200webp?sign=67030b266f75eec838248c43146adba5&t=6812b980)
Comments
Devil
hi
2025-01-09
0
Feng Gu
🤣🤣🤣 seeing you adding Mr. next to the word kipnapped makes me burst out in laughter. I can guarantee now that this will be a good read
2024-04-12
2
Luna Fall
Man, I laughed so hard while reading this😂
2021-11-15
4