I DIED- Sike [Bl System]
Ep.1 How to Kidnap the ryt way
Author O<>O
(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) Hello
Author O<>O
Just greeting you in the first half<(￣︶￣)>
Author O<>O
(ㆁωㆁ) Then with no further ado pls. continue
Li Xiaofan
Hey, I'm going now
Pao Fa
Hah...you told me you'd treat me, where do you think you're going?
Li Xiaofan
Tell Boss not to fire me, thanks! [waving hand]
Li Xiaofan
[laughs] Bye bye~
Pao Fa
[mutter] Oh my god, I seriously need to stop being nice to him
Li Xiaofan
Hmm~ Hm-Hm, hmm.. [humming and skipping]
Li Xiaofan
Another Monday, another misery~
Li Xiaofan
[gets in the taxi]
Li Xiaofan
At xxx street please
Li Xiaofan
oh...I'm sorry but this isn't th-
Li Xiaofan
Hm? Abandoned buildings
Li Xiaofan
Uhm Excuse me? I'm gonna pay you only 1rmb for this tf?
Li Xiaofan
Oh hold on...Ohh, are you?...Kidnapping me?
Mr. Kidnapper
[straight face]
Li Xiaofan
[relaxes back to his seat] Hm I see
Li Xiaofan
But you suck at this
Mr. Kidnapper
It's my first time kidnapping
Li Xiaofan
[rolls eyes] Figures
Li Xiaofan
Firstly, you need to wear a cap to hide your face because your victim might run away while knowing your identity
Li Xiaofan
And that would be stupid
Mr. Kidnapper
Why are you even talking about this?
Li Xiaofan
I'm considerate enough to teach you the damn right lesson to kidnap people
Li Xiaofan
This is just awful like do you want to get your âss kicked by the police?
Li Xiaofan
[sigh] Hold on, I think I have a zip tie in here
Li Xiaofan
[brings up wrist] Now zip it in my wrist
Mr. Kidnapper
... [zips it]
Li Xiaofan
[sigh] You're so amateur
Li Xiaofan
[pulls away his zipped hands] Did you bring a weapon?
Li Xiaofan
Man, you should've gone with a baseball bat
Li Xiaofan
I can't believe you're this stupid
Li Xiaofan
A baseball bat is convinient for getting the victim to pass out instantly
Li Xiaofan
Ok fine, you might need a knife to slit one's throat but you're too inexperienced
Li Xiaofan
You don't have any sense of hatred towards me and you're probably here to kill for fun, judging by your bruises, that must be one of the reasons
Mr. Kidnapper
Ok, fck, shut up!
Li Xiaofan
The possibility will be stabbing
Li Xiaofan
However it is a move that's likely to be dodged, and you're litterally too far away from the back seat to even stab the victim
Mr. Kidnapper
Shut up! I wasn't planning on stabbing you, I just wanted to rob you
Li Xiaofan
Just... Remember to bring some baseball bat or something
Mr. Kidnapper
I have a baseball bat in the building let's see if you'll keep running your mouth!...
Li Xiaofan
Are you fcking serious, your bat is in the building, we're right fcking here!!
Mr. Kidnapper
Shut tf up!!
Lawry [Cutie System]
Nyahahahahah!
Lawry [Cutie System]
He's gonna be famous if he makes a tutorial on how to kidnap like a pro in youtube
Lawry [Cutie System]
No wonder I got called in here [wheezing]
Lawry [Cutie System]
They knew he was gonna get killed anyway!
Lawry [Cutie System]
Pfff--
Lawry [Cutie System]
This guy is crazy basically ordering his kidnapper to bang his brains out hahahah
Lawry [Cutie System]
[laughs] This is going to be Awesome! [sneers]
Lawry [Cutie System]
Damn, I need a popcorn for this
Author O<>O
(✯ᴗ✯)This is "I DIED- sike"
Author O<>O
<(￣︶￣)> Made this because I've been thinking all about this story lately
Author O<>O
So I couldn't help it and as a result-
Ep.2 I'm your Cutie System
After arriving to the abandoned building
The kidnapper did perfectly what Li Xiaofan had instructed him to do
Although goddamn confused and CREEPED out, he had to admit that Li Xiaofan's advice was just as effective
Li Xiaofan
[now tied up in a chair]
Li Xiaofan
Hm good, the tie is perfectly tight
Li Xiaofan
You get it now?
Lawry [Cutie System]
Hehehe...damn I wonder what comes next?
Li Xiaofan
Oh! Before you kill me or whatever, doesn't matter my life's worthless anyway
Li Xiaofan
I need you to get my phone from my pocket
Li Xiaofan
I have the perfect playlist for this in spotify
Lawry [Cutie System]
[eyes lit up] Pff- gahhahahahahahah hahh...What is this?? [wheezing like a pig]
Mr. Kidnapper
Do I need to?
Li Xiaofan
Oh come on, I did you a favor now do me a favor
Mr. Kidnapper
(this guy is so weird)
Mr. Kidnapper
[takes his phone from his pocket]
Mr. Kidnapper
What's your password?
Li Xiaofan
144595200717897
Mr. Kidnapper
What? That's so long
Mr. Kidnapper
Do you have some suspicious videos in here?
Li Xiaofan
Hahah no, I don't do those. I'm just bored
Li Xiaofan
Ok I'll go slowly
Mr. Kidnapper
[swipes and taps spotify]
Mr. Kidnapper
[slits throat]
Mr. Kidnapper
Hahh...thank god it's finally over [gives his phone back to his pocket]
Mr. Kidnapper
[bows and joins his hands together] Rest in peace... I guess
Mr. Kidnapper
Damn, to think I'd kill someone at my first day
Mr. Kidnapper
Whatever, he's so annoying
Lawry [Cutie System]
Hm? Why's the ending so boring? This is not the type of gore I wanted
Lawry [Cutie System]
Well at least it's one of a kind, not everyone has a background music dying [laughs]
Lawry [Cutie System]
[smirks] Well all right, time to get em' reborn
Lawry [Cutie System]
Cutie System to the rescue~
At a space of nowhere. IDK it's just pitch black everywhere
Lawry [Cutie System]
Yaho~
Lawry [Cutie System]
Hello, Li Xiaofan
Li Xiaofan
What? Who are you?
Lawry [Cutie System]
I'm Lawry, as in Jennifer Lawrence [smirks]
Li Xiaofan
Tf? Who named you that?
Lawry [Cutie System]
[ignores his offending comment]
Lawry [Cutie System]
I'm your Cutie System
Lawry [Cutie System]
From the Heaven Organization? I don't know if that's what it's really called but whatever
Lawry [Cutie System]
What I'm saying is
Lawry [Cutie System]
You're now selected to re-live
Lawry [Cutie System]
Congratulations~
Lawry [Cutie System]
[bright grin]
Li Xiaofan
I'm sorry what bullsh- !!
Ep.3 Starting off Introduction
Li Xiaofan
(what's this? I feel so comfy...)
Li Xiaofan
[slowly opens eyes]
Li Xiaofan
...? (glass? What this?)
Lawry [Cutie System]
Hey~ [jumpscare Li Xiaofan right at his face]
Li Xiaofan
[squirms] Holy sh*t, what are you doing?
Lawry [Cutie System]
[sneers]
Lawry [Cutie System]
Heh that's for insulting me with my name
Li Xiaofan
Hahh...fine Lawry😒
Lawry [Cutie System]
[smiles] Good boy
Li Xiaofan
Why's there a glass? So stuffy in here
Lawry [Cutie System]
Oh, you're in a coffin right now
Li Xiaofan
I'm sorry what??
Lawry [Cutie System]
You're in a COFFIN
Lawry [Cutie System]
You were dead here but I switched you with this so it still lives, get it?
Li Xiaofan
Why did it have to be this though? I mean, there's gotta be a lot more choices, right?
Lawry [Cutie System]
[shrugs] Sorry we have a tight budget for that
Li Xiaofan
[furrows brows] What does that even mean?
Li Xiaofan
But wtf?! I'm in a coffin, get me out! I'm freaking out
Lawry [Cutie System]
You're freaking over a coffin yet you were so calm about giving instructions to a beginner kidnapper to kill you
Li Xiaofan
What? My kindness is too much. I don't deserve the world
Lawry [Cutie System]
[rolls eyes]
Li Xiaofan
Now get me out of here!
Lawry [Cutie System]
Nope, I can't do anything about it
Li Xiaofan
What do you mean?!
Lawry [Cutie System]
I only help you by information and settings- stuff like that not by actions
Lawry [Cutie System]
[shrugs] Besides, I'd get a penalty for only lifting a finger to open your coffin here so yeah, no thanks
Li Xiaofan
[frowns] System my âss
Lawry [Cutie System]
Okay, I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that so you better not repeat it again
Li Xiaofan
Then won't you tell me the info about this and myself and all
Lawry [Cutie System]
Good question!
Lawry [Cutie System]
All right, then Let's start off with an introduction!
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Li Xiaofan
-32yrs. old
-Gay with rainbows and unicorns
-working on strabucks at his past life
-In Wuxia world, he's a noble and an illegitimate son from the family
-A cynic with a tad bit nihilistic sense. A millennial casually laid back kind of guy, mischievous & risky
-But actually a great parent and kind-hearted in some aspects
Li Xiaofan
Hehe I like the sound of that
Lawry [Cutie System]
😒 If I would be the one to make up the information. I'd say you're a crazy and weird person
Li Xiaofan
You have another chance to take that back😀
Wu Zhong
-33yrs. old
-A War Lord
-A very overbearing person
-Perfect body + Perfect looks + Perfect physical output + Perfect leader = Perfect 'out of this world'
-Practically a Male God
Li Xiaofan
Sheesh, they ain't lying when they say he's hot
Lawry [Cutie System]
ತ_ತ You haven't even met him and yet you're drooling already
Li Xiaofan and his sister are rivals fighting over Wu Zhong
Li Xiaofan
This is some dog blood drama
Lawry [Cutie System]
(◡ ω ◡) And I'd be happy to enjoy watching that
If Li Xiaofan doesn't act as this person, he will be banished then and there so pls. be careful of your actions not to spill any tea
Li Xiaofan is treated as the villain and after Li Xiaofan's death, her sister took Wu Zhong victoriously. It's up to you if you still wish to chase Wu Zhong
Lawry [Cutie System]
Welp, you heard it
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