HOPELESS ROMANTIC (Taekook) ToothAche!

ToothAche!

“Love is so sweet, it gives me toothache”

Taehyung’s POV

I entered my bedroom and immediately flopped on the bed.. I took another spoonful of my ice cream.. it’s so delicious that I could just moan over it..

But as the night dies further thicker and my ice cream melts into a mess.. I realise, I am this mess too..

It was just another hopeless date..

What’s wrong with men? What’s this fear over commitments.. I mean, don’t I look like a catch..don’t I look like a keeper!

I think I am.. I am the cutest queen after all, Amen to that..

Yes ladies and gentlemen, that’s the truth..

I keep my ice cream bucket down since I am already so full.. I walked towards my window, staring in to the aesthetic night.. it’s beautiful..

However, I can’t help but sigh..

Why? I whined again.. whats really so wrong with commitments?

Okay, I get it I am a clingy b!tch.. but I can also be a fluffy pillow for my lover.. I get that my tantrums are annoying but I can also be the happiness in someone’s life.. after all, I am cute that’s just how life is.. (pouts)

I took a sigh again..I have been doing this a lot lately..

Well.. I really hoped for this summer break to be prosperous

With prosperous I mean, having a boyfriend with a legit commitment

But sadly it has turned into one boring summer..so unfruitful, I frowned

I have been like this always.. and I will like to put all the blame on my parents.. yes, the two beautiful people from downstairs are the reason why I am a hopeless romantic.. although, I like to call myself as special.. but some may find me really weird and creepy..

But anyways.. blame it all on my parents..

I mean.. when a child is very young.. parents tell them stories of heroes, of history, of good things..

But my parents (sighs) they told me stories about their love story..

My both parents are doctors.. my father is a gynaecologist and my mother is a dentist.. so you can imagine how shiny my teeth would be and luckily I have a d!ck and a hole so it is practically impossible for my father to hatch a baby out of it..that’s some lucky life..

Well anyways.. my parents met in a doctors summit.. my father liked the confidence my mother carried and he immediately asked her on a date.. my mother agreed, Ofcorse, since my father is really handsome..

They were half way through their first date and my father proposed to be my mom’s boyfriend and she agreed.

It sounds like a fairy tale right? But it’s a reality.. I mean, I am the product of their love.. their amazing love..I am such an handsome product though (giggles)

It’s been nearly 23 years since my parents got together and I still find them the coolest people to ever be in love.. I always loved knowing their love story and they are always happy to share it with me.. every day was a new story about them.. and it made me hunger for love just like that..

I want a love story too where the boy becomes my boyfriend on the first date and he is serious by the next.. and after five years we are married and we go for our honeymoon in Paris so that we can kiss a lot under the great Eiffel Tower

Yes.. I am the cliche type love sick.. why? Because that’s just the bestest..

I still remembered when I told my parents first time that I am into boys.. oh gawd.. I was so embarrassed.. i was only 15 back then.. my mother seemed very calm but my father choked on his own saliva when I told him I had desires which included my maths teacher from middle school, fcking me raw.. but my parents didn’t really mind my $exuality, they are always so supportive.. FCK, did I tell you that my parents are the cutest couple and I love them a lot, Hallelujah to that…

I didn’t know I was a bottom though.. I mean.. I still don’t think I am.. but I think I am practically a bottom since I have a kink for masculine men.. I just find them dominating since I am cute… so I find myself liking the idea of being manhandled.. so you get my point right?

But then if there is someone cuter than me and I like that person.. then I don’t mind topping him.. it would be nice though.. I know how to jerk off properly, so spare me your bullshit..

Anyways

(Sighs)

I am in my last year of university.. I am studying science.. I want to be an heart surgeon because I am a lovesick.. so that’s justified and the right thing to do..

I have been on many dates.. I forgot the count.. some I have asked on a date but majority have asked me out.. why? Because I am fcking pretty cute.. no lying there, sissy..

But it has always been like that.. the boy would have a cold feet and would run away the moment I ask him to be my boyfriend on our first date.. the previous one managed to land a second date but even he ran away when I brought the topic of marriage

I don’t care… I want to be crazy in love.. what’s wrong in that? (Pouts)

Anyways.. I really wished this summer break would bring my heart’s desire.. but sadly with just one week left for my university to get reopen, I don’t think I will have any luck in my love life

It seems like I am going to graduate fcking single (whined)

At least, my best friend will be single too.. so I can always be happy over his misery.. there is nothing wrong in doing that!

Bite Me!

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