HOPELESS ROMANTIC (Taekook) Bitter Cheese!

Bitter Cheese!

“Rejections are like those cheesecakes where you can’t ignore the bitterness of it in order to enjoy it fully”

Right after entering his home and crying his heart out.. taehyung was now doing the most obvious to comfort himself..

That’s his bestest weapon to relief his pain when his best friend isn’t around

Well.. technically he is not really in great pain.. as if it’s so unbearable.. naah.. not that..

But he is in some pain.. maybe you can rate his pain 2 out of 10

And hence with the quantum of his pain.. taehyung is laying on the floor in his living.. there is a perfectly comfortable and soft couch right beside him but no he is in pain and he must express it miserable

His both legs parted, his hands wrapped around a jumbo bucket of an ice cream.. he keeps staring at the ceiling as he shoves the sweet flavoured ice in his mouth..

Well the ice cream is his go-to comfort from harsh breakups like these..

Was it a breakup?

Yes it is for taehyung and that’s why there is an ice cream bucket suffocating in his arm right now.. that’s the bottomline

The ice cream, he is having right now is his favorite.. just the most delicious combination ever

Vanilla covered with chocolate chip cookies and cucumbers

What?

Cucumbers?

Why that?

Well in taehyung’s case.. the poor cucumber looked so lonely on the kitchen counter.. it reminded him about someone very important to him.. and yeah that’s him… so why not just, add them to his mouth-watering ice cream.. because why not! Taehyung would fight anyone who thinks differently for cucumbers in a bucket of ice cream right now.. he won’t let them feel lonely like him.. taehyung hmphs internally

But as he shoved those exquisite ice creams in his mouth and kept pouting along the line.. he heard his father who is sitting on a rocking chair in the living room and reading a file, speak..

Kim Dae-Seong

Honestly.. i don’t understand how you will give us grandchildren when clearly you are gay.. (says without looking at taehyung)

This made Taehyung sit straight.. he was starting to puff his cheeks and widen his eyes.. that meant he was about to get mad but he hasn’t reached the extreme level yet..

His father spoke again..

Kim Dae-Seong

Son.. listen.. men don’t give birth.. (says softly)

Taehyung

Appaaaa (whined and showed his mad face)

His father raised his both hands in defeat..as taehyung’s mad face reached his highest level..

Kim Dae-Seong

Okay, I am sorry champ.. but not your mad eyes, please (says dramatically)

Taehyung

Eommmaaa.. appa is teasing me.. (shouts with the same pout)

His eomma walked in after attending a call..

Kim Chae-won

Okay.. I leave you both for few minutes and there is already a world war.. what’s wrong? (Sits before taehyung on the couch)

Kim Chae-won

Uhm.. son, can you sit on the couch instead of the floor (says gently)

Taehyung

Eomma.. you don’t understand my pain.. I am in pain.. I am mourning.. I got dumped again..

Taehyung

Let me be

Taehyung

And take care of your husband.. he is being too cocky.. (says with a frown )

Kim Chae-won

(Sighs)

Taehyung went back to laying on the floor.. he shoved a big chunk of ice cream in his mouth this time which led to his brain freeze but he loved it so he giggled.. so much for being in pain, yea..

Kim Chae-won

Son.. technically.. he didn’t dump you.. that was just a first date

Taehyung

But he kissed (sits again makes the same mad face)

Kim Chae-won

Did you pout, closed your eyes and leaned forward?

Taehyung

Eomma (whined again)

Kim Chae-won

You let them kiss you just so that you can pop the question

Taehyung

So what is wrong in that..

Taehyung

Why can’t i ask them to be my boyfriend right after my first date.. what’s so hurry about that.. i find it perfectly normal..

Kim Dae-Seong

Okay my champ.. listen to me..

Kim Dae-Seong

The longest you have gone on a date with the same person would be the previous one

Kim Dae-Seong

He agreed to be your boyfriend on the first date

Kim Dae-Seong

And on the second date.. you asked him about his marriage plans with you.. you asked him if you should wait for five years or you wanted to get married right after university graduation..

Kim Dae-Seong

(Sighs)

Kim Dae-Seong

Who does that?

Taehyung whined again..

He stood up straight now.. but he held his ice cream tightly under his arms.. he puffed his cheeks again showing the same mad face

Taehyung

It’s your both fault anyways..

Taehyung

You shouldn’t have been so romantic.. I practically grew up watching it..

Taehyung

I am going to bed.. I am mad..