What the heck!?

I woke up in the middle of the night again(Strange habit!). That strange taping sound was stuck in my head. It's not like I'm remembering the sound,no it's more like listening to it. Its just encouraging in my head. What in the world is making that sound? I turned on the TV and tried to drown it out. But I can't help but think of Sue. What is she doing now? Is she out of town for the holidays! Wait what am I doing? why do I care! I went downstairs into the kitchen to get a glass of water and at the last step l trip onto something soft and warm. For a moment I thought it was my cat but it was too big. I got up fast,it was a body. Oh God,is that my dad? I quickly turned on the lights! It wasn't my dad at all! It's just Koya sleeping on the floor. What? why should I be surprised? Koya does the most stupidest things.

"What are you doing here? And why are you here?"I said staring at him and poking him with the ash cleaner that my house maids use to clean the fireplace.

Even after I poked him in the face he still was asleep. So as a best friend who has 8 guestrooms I decided to leave him alone on the floor and get something to eat. As soon as I get to the fridge I started the here that taping sound again, but it wasn't like before it was loud! REALLY LOUD! I drop to the floor, covering my ears. But no matter what I did I can still hear it getting louder. I looked up and saw Koya who seemed like he was yelling at me to stop screaming? Koya got up and ran, what felt like hour's he came back with a bodyguard and a box of ( vegan?)

marshmallows. I couldn't make out what they were saying,it looks like they are having a argument. finally after about 3 minutes the sound went away, and now I can hear what the hell is going on!

" - the floor. I know what I am doing. Please step away from the young master."

" NO! I'm his Best friend and I Know what is best for him. SO MOVE!!Please!"

" Will not let you harm youn.....!?" the bodyguard never got to finish because Koya shoved a bunch of marshmallows(why vegan?) in his mouth and ran towards me He started to chewing really hard and spat it out his mouth and held it in in his hands. Before I can blink my eyes he shoved it up my ears!