If I Was In The Story Line Of Demon Slayer
The boar head
Wolfia
Why'd you stop? What's wrong?
Tanjirou
Nothing. Let's hurry!
Inosuke
Draw your sword and fight me, spinless punk!
Tanjirou and Wolfia stood there in shock
Zenitsu
I protected it... because you said... this was more important to you... than your life...
Skipping flashback (💙: sorry if you wanted to read it)
Inosuke
You won't draw your sword even after that bravado, dumb--s?!
Inosuke
If you're a demon slayer, let's see you fight!
Inosuke
Now move it before I scewer you along with that box!
Tanjirou charged at him and punched him in the chest
Since Zenitsu's hearing is so good, he could hear the bones crack
Zenitsu
💭DID HIS BONES JUST CRACK?!
Tanjirou
Aren't you a demon slayer too?!
Tanjirou
Don't you get why Zenitsu didn't draw his sword?!
Wolfia
We're forbidden from drawing our blades at one another!
Tanjirou
Yet here you are, giving him a one-sided beatdown!
Tanjirou
You're the lowest of the low!
Inosuke
Oh that why? My bad
Inosuke
In that case, let's settle this with fistcufffs
Wolfia
You don't get what he's trying to say-
Tanjirou
We're not supposed to fight eachother!
Tanjirou
Fighting barehand doesn't make it fine!
Wolfia
How can he move like that?!
Wolfia
I mean Tanjirou just fractured some of his bones!
Zenitsu
Isn't Tanjirou violating the rules too?
Zenitsu
And he's got broken bones too..
Tanjirou
His attacks are bizarrely low!
Tanjirou
It's like.. just like.. I'm fighting a four legged beast!
*Insert more epik foighting*
💙: This was on purpose btw ⬆️-
Inosuke
Pretty amazing aren't I?!
Zenitsu
He said it twice.. he's singing his own praises!
Wolfia
You shouldn't do this with broken bones! It'll get worse!
Tanjirou
You should really start thinking about your future!
Inosuke
Why should I care?!
Tanjirou
You need to... CALM DOWN!
He said that as he headbutt the boar head
Wolfia
Dumb.. dumb as hell
Zenitsu
Aaaa that sound! Did your skulls fracture?!
The guy's boar head fell off
Inosuke
You got a problem with my face or something?!
Wolfia
*mumbling* You're one creepy guy, you know that?-
Zenitsu
You've got quite the girly face for such a ripped body
Inosuke
The hell are you staring at my face for
Zenitsu
I-Im not! I'm not looking at your face!
Tanjirou
It's quite petite, fair skinned and therefore attractive!
Inosuke
Say that to my fist! Come at me!
Wolfia
CALM THE F**K DOWN, B***H
💙: You're making me put so many technical difficulties! STICK TO THE SCRIPT, B***H
Inosuke
Try headbutting one more time!
Inosuke
I told you to do it! Now c'mon!
Inosuke
Hey Mr. Forehead...
Inosuke
Let me tell you my name...
Inosuke
It's Inosuke Hashibira! Don't forget!
Tanjirou
How do you spell that?!
Inosuke
I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ OR WRITE!
Inosuke
My name's written-
Tanjirou
What's the matter
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Da pig died, time for bacon
2024-04-15
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