Episode 3: Yandere
โข An Alternate Reality
โข OneShot
โข Words: 1868
The short stories will include:
โข Yandere Simulator's Rap Battles by Michaela Laws
โข Unbecoming and unattractive behavior
โข Homosexuality
โข Mild cursing ๐คฌ
{If you are not okay with those categories, then I suggest you leave and not read.}
โ ๏ธ Proceed At Yout Own Risk โ ๏ธ
๐ EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HAIKYUU!! ๐
๐ป Author's Point of View ๐ป
A Yandere vs. a Self-centered B!tch fights for their senpai's love...
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐ is online.
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐ online.
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ is online.
Yamacoochie ๐โ๐ผ is online.
Self-centered B!tch is online.
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
Remember:
Simp4goddesses ๐ is online.
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ is online.
Simp4goddesses ๐
KIYOKO-SAN ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐โค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฃโค
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
KIYOKO-SAN ๐๐๐๐๐โฃ๐โค๐๐๐๐๐คฉ๐ฅฐ๐
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
...
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
No. โค
Crazykawa ๐คช is online.
Iwa-chan~
Shut up sh!ttykawa.
Crazykawa ๐คช
Mean, Iwa-chan~...
Sugamama ๐๐ช is online.
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
This is a RAP BATTLE!
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
A rap battle?
Iwa-chan~
Let them talk dumbass.
Prettykaashi ๐ฅฐ is online.
Prettykaashi ๐ฅฐ
What's happening?
Boku-owl ๐ฆ
HEY HEY HEYYYY
Boku-owl ๐ฆ
WHAT'S UP EVERYONE?
Prettykaashi ๐ฅฐ
Bokuto-san, you don't need to shout your message outloud.
Little Devil ๐๐ช is online.
Sangwoo 2.0 ๐ is online.
Sexy-salty Dino ๐ง๐ฆ is online.
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Wtf?
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Who's yelling???
Sangwoo 2.0 ๐
Y'all hear it too?
Boku-owl ๐ฆ
AGAAASHIIIII!!!
Sangwoo 2.0 ๐
There it is again.
Little Devil ๐๐ช
It's like someone is reading the texts out loud.
Prettykaashi ๐ฅฐ
Please be quiet Bokuto-san. I can hear you across the campus.
Little Devil ๐๐ช
Oh, so it was him?
Prettykaashi ๐ฅฐ
... yes.
Gamerboi ๐ฎ๐ฎ is online.
Gamerboi ๐ฎ๐ฎ
Why do I have so many notifications?
Kenma
Ugh, nvm, I'm gonna go continue my game.
Roosterhead ๐ is online.
Gamerboi ๐ฎ๐ฎ is offline.
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
HAHAHAHAHA
Simp4goddesses ๐
HAHAHAHAHA
Simp4goddesses ๐
LMAO, dude just got ignored.
Kuroo
... shush baldie. ๐
The Better Twin ๐ is online.
The Better Twin ๐
Oh great, this gc's alive again.
Sangwoo 2.0 ๐
Oh yeah, what were you guys talking about?
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
^
Yamaguchi
That means NO WEAPONS!
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
USVXFDVAJS
Simp4goddesses ๐
VSTBDYLA
The Better Twin ๐
What the f***?
Crazykawa ๐คช
Weapons? Who has weapons?
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
That means YOU, Hinata.
Roosterhead ๐
CHIBI-CHAN?!?!?!
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
I have raised him well. ๐
Little Devil ๐๐ช
Incredible Hinata!
Little Devil ๐๐ช
I wish more of my children adapted something from me.
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Why would the shrimpy need weapons?!
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Huh?
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
Drop 'em.
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Ughhh, fine. ๐
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
๐ช๐ซ๐ช๐ชโ๐ก๐ช๐ซ๐ซโ๐กโ๐ช๐ซ๐กโ๐กโ๐ช๐ซ๐ก
The Better Twin ๐
This may be more interesting than I thought.
LiteralJesus ๐๐ผ
God is good. God is good. God is good. God is good.
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Hehehehe
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
ALL of them.
Die-chi ๐
THERE'S MORE!?
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Ughhhhh.
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
๐ฃ๐งจ๐งจ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐งจ๐งจ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐งจ๐ฃ๐งจ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Hinata~ I- I was just kidding.
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
You don't need to take it seriously, I won't call you shrimpy anymore...
Roosterhead ๐
BWAHAHAHAHA
Roosterhead ๐
So this is scared Tsukki. ๐
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Shut up, you rooster.
Little Devil ๐๐ช
Ffs, let them talk!
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
Alright! Ahem!
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HAIKYUU ACADEMY!!
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Wait, the weapons weren't for me?
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ maybe.
Simp4goddesses ๐
OHHHHH
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
OHHHHHH
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
What? What is it?
Simp4goddesses ๐
HINATA SHOYO~
Mistress
Oh, look! It's you:
Mistress
The freak of the school!
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
Boke isn't a freak!
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
TEAAAAA ๐๐ต
Simp4goddesses ๐
Just sit back and observe.
Crazykawa ๐คช
Our chibi-chan is not a freak!
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
My child isn't a freak!
Boku-owl ๐ฆ
MY CHILD ISN'T A FREAK!
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
R-right! He, he's not a freak!
Tanaka
Ohohohoho, Tsukki's stuttering through chat?
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Shut up and don't call me that.
Yamacoochie ๐โ๐ผ
Would it hurt you to be nice for once?
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
Yeah, yeah!
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
Respect your senpais!
Die-chi ๐
๐ I'd like to go back to my grave.
Mistress
The one who thinks that stalking my Senpai is cool...
Roosterhead ๐
Oya, oya, oya? Senpai who?
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
My favorite child is a stalker?
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
I thought I was your favorite... ๐ญ
Simp4goddesses ๐
Same ๐ญ๐ญ
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
Oh... I'm so proud of you, Hinata!
Roosterhead ๐
Wow a fatal blow! Being ignored by your own mother. ๐ญ
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
I used to stalk someone too.
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
...
โจ Side Characters โจ
...
Die-chi ๐
Suga? Did you really stalk someone?
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
โบ yea, but I don't need to do that anymore. I have you now.
Roosterhead ๐
Creepy, but cute.
LiteralJesus ๐๐ผ
I'm sorry, this is creeping me out, I'm gonna leave now and go pray for everyone's safety!
โจ Forgotten โจ
Gomen Enno, we're leaving you to deal with this. Bye bye~
Die-chi ๐
Asahi don't you dare leave me-
LiteralJesus ๐๐ผ is offline.
โจ Forgotten โจ is offline.
โจ Side Characters โจ is offline.
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
Still want to leave? ๐
Enno-Sh!t-ah~
Nope! Nu-uh.
Mistress
LISTEN UP! I only have one thing to say:
Sangwoo 2.0 ๐
What is it, you dumb b!tch?
Mistress
Senpai would choose me over you any day!
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
B!tch, how would you know?
Mistress
You sneak around when you think no one sees you.
Roosterhead ๐
Since when? I didn't know.
Little Devil ๐๐ช
I've never seen him sneaking around before.
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
^
Mistress
I'll let you in on a secret. We ALL know that you do!
The Better Twin ๐
You dumb *** b!tch, we literally JUST told you we didn't.
LiteralJesus ๐๐ผ is online.
LiteralJesus ๐๐ผ
Don't use God's name like that. ๐ญ๐ค๐ผ
LiteralJesus ๐๐ผ is offline.
Mistress
Hinata, why can't you see?
Mistress
You'll never get Senpai!
The Better Twin ๐
Senpai? Senpai who?
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Yeah, who is it?
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
... me?
Tsukishima.exe has crashed.
Mistress
HE BELONGS TO ME!
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
When did that salty bean pole become yours?
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Uhm? Excuse me? I'm not yours? I will NEVER be yours. ๐
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Everytime you flap your lips is another brain cell fizzing out.
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
My respect for you just went ๐ real quick.
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
SHOYO!!! I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE SO GOOD AT TRASH TALKING.
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
Boke? Hinata Boke, is that you??
Simp4goddesses ๐
Hinata's coming in strong! ๐๐ต
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
I swear on my Senpai that I will knock you OUT!
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
Yes baby, go!
Die-chi ๐
I- Suga... ๐ข
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
You sway your hips and pout your lips and think you're being sly.
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
When you hide your precious feelings about "LOVING" Senpai!
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
You go Shoyo!
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
The King's being awfully quiet.
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
Shut up Saltyshima.
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
We all know that you're red as a tomato behind that screen.
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
...
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
Surprised you didn't deny.
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
DAMNNNNNNNN
Simp4goddesses ๐
DAMN, the bois do be going all out taday.
Roosterhead ๐
This chat becomes more and more chaotic each day. ๐
Die-chi ๐
That's why I hate it here.
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
๐คฉ๐ญ๐ค๐๐ฅฐ
Little Devil ๐๐ช
Proud moms over here! ๐คง๐๐ฅด๐ฅบ
Crazykawa ๐คช
๐ญ๐ฅบ๐คฉ๐๐ณ๐
Prettykaashi ๐ฅฐ
๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ป BRAVO HINATA.
Boku-owl ๐ฆ
OMG AGAAASHIII!
Boku-owl ๐ฆ
YOU TYPED IN ALL CAPS.
Die-chi ๐
I think you broke them Hinata.
Little Devil ๐๐ช
Our precious baby's spitting fire! ๐ฅ๐
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Do you even really love him?
Mistress
I do with all my heart! ๐
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
You don't act like you do!
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
You whine all the time and place the spotlight on you!
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
"You always keep me waiting!!"
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Yeah, THAT will get his love... ๐๐
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
I would give him more affection than he could ever dream of!
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Should I be frightened or excited?
Little Devil ๐๐ช
Both.
Roosterhead ๐
Yeah, probably both.
Die-chi ๐
It's better that you feel both.
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
Definitely both.
Simp4goddesses ๐
Definitely both.
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
Tsukishima Kei! If you hurt my baby after all of this...
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
I will personally send you to hell!
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
ยค Although they'd probably just crown you as the new devil. ๐ ยค
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
It has been confirmed. What I'm currently feeling is fear.
Nishinoya
Goodluck bro. ๐ฌ
Mistress
HAH! You squirm around when he's five feet away.
Mistress
He tells me all the time, "He's acting kinda strange!"
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Puh-lease I barely know you and I don't recall telling you that.
Mistress
If you think I'll let you have him, then you BETTER think TWICE.
Mistress
It doesn't take long before I STOP BEING NICE!
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Do you REALLY think you scare me?
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
I know what keeps you up at night.
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
Ngl, that's lowkey creepy, Boke.
Crazykawa ๐คช
This is what makes a yandere happy. Don't be so dull, Tobio-chan.
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
If you want to make this BLOODY, I've been ITCHING for a FIGHT! ๐คฉ
Sangwoo 2.0 ๐
Shoyo-kun is so awesome!
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
I'll tranq you and tie you to a chair and break your MIND!
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Or maybe I'll just STAB you... yeah, that'd be fine~ ๐
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
My baby. ๐ญ๐๐ป
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
...
Sangwoo 2.0 ๐
WOOOOOOOOO!!! ๐ญ๐ค๐ผ๐๐ป
Roosterhead ๐
Remind me not to ever get on his bad side.
Sleepy-eye ๐ด is offline.
Germaphobe ๐ท๐ฆ is offline.
โจ Side Characters โจ is offline.
Gamerboi ๐ฎ๐ฎ is offline.
๐ฅต Russian Cat ๐ฅต is offline.
LiteralJesus ๐๐ผ is offline.
โจ Forgotten โจ is offline.
Semi-semi ๐ is offline.
๐ธ Makki ๐ธ is offline.
Onionhead ๐ง
is offline.
MIRACLEBOI ๐ is offline.
Farmerboi ๐จโ๐พ is offline.
Iwa-chan~
What the hell...?
Roosterhead ๐
Wow, what an exit... ๐
Enno-Sh!t-ah~
They just got online to agree? Wtf?
Mistress
You don't scare me!
The Better Twin ๐
By saying that as a comeback, I doubt you aren't scared.
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
I can though~
Mistress
HAH! What do YOU know?
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
๐๐ช
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
I KNOW that you should probably keep an eye on your bento~
Mistress
What the--!? It's poisoned!?
Enno-Sh!t-ah~
Hold up! Hold up!
Die-chi ๐
No one's poisoning anyone!
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
Daichi, Ennoshita, you poor, poor, uncultured boys...
Little Devil ๐๐ช
The poison probably isn't harmful at all.
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
Besides, doing lethal damage is much more enjoyable by hand~ ๐
Roosterhead ๐
I'm petrified...?
Little Devil ๐๐ช
You should be~ ๐
Mistress
That bento was for Senpai!!
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
I'd never accept a stranger's bento. ๐
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
As Sakusa-san would say, "It has germs."
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
I'll let you give him gifts...
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
NOOO SHOYO! You can't just let her-
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
When FAT! PIGS! FLY!
Simp4goddesses ๐
... well... you spoke too soon bro.
Mistress
Senpai will NEVER love you!
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Please don't put words in my mouth.
Nishinoya
๐๐ต then are you saying that...
Tanaka
You WILL love our kouhai? ๐๐ต
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
๐ณ
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
...
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
Ohohohohoho ๐ฟ
Simp4goddesses ๐
Not denying it, I see.
Simp4goddesses ๐
๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
Shut the f*** up, baldie.
Simp4goddesses ๐
... I-
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
R.I.P Tanaka-san.
Simp4goddesses ๐
I'm not bald!
Mistress
You're WEIRD and you're a CREEP!
Tanaka
Is that insult supposed to be for me or my kouhai?
Tanaka
Either way, come here, you little b!tch. I'll shred you to pieces!
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
B!tch what'd you just call him?
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
You little s***. My baby is not weird nor a creep!
Die-chi ๐
I don't wanna die yet... ๐ฅฒ
Bro, you're already dead...
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
I don't think he'll complain... When he gets me in the sheets~ ๐
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
๐ณ
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
๐๐ฐ๐ฅฒ๐๐คง๐คจ
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
๐๐ต
Simp4goddesses ๐
๐๐ต
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
SAKURA!!
Mistress
You know what?! THAT'S IT!!
Mistress
I'll put you in your place!!!
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
Heh! Come at me, B!TCH!
Self-centered B!tch is offline.
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐ is offline.
Simp4goddesses ๐
LESSSS
Simp4goddesses ๐คฉ
GOOOOO
Sugamama~ ๐๐ช
TOORU, YAKU, LET'S GO, WE'RE WATCHING!!!
Little Devil ๐๐ช
Okay!
Crazykawa ๐คช
Of course we are!!!
Little Devil ๐๐ช is offline.
Sugamama ๐๐ช is offline.
Crazykawa ๐คช is offline.
Sexy-satly Dino ๐ง๐ฆ
I actually wanna see him beat someone up, lmao.
Sexy-salty Dino ๐ง๐ฆ is offline.
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ
Ig we're watching too?
Sangwoo 2.0 ๐ is offline.
Milk Addict-man ๐ฅ is offline.
The Better Twin ๐ is offline.
Yamacoochie ๐โ๐ผ
WHO WON?
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
WHO'S NEXT?
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
WHEN WILL THE NEXT UPDATE BE OUT?
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
WHEN WILL...
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
YANDEV ANSWER...
Yamacoochie ๐โ๐ผ
ALL OF OUR QUESTIONS?
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐ is online.
Sweet Tangerine ๐๐
YAMS, KIYOKO-SAN, YACHI!!!!
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
SORRY!
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
SORRY!
Yamacoochie ๐โ๐ผ
SORRY!
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
YOU DECIDE!
Yamacoochie ๐โ๐ผ
EPIC RAP
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
(RAP)
Yamacoochie ๐โ๐ผ
BATLLES
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐
(BATTLES)
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ
OF HAIKYUU ACADEMY!!
Blonde Goddess ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐โ๐ผ is offline.
Yamacoochie ๐โ๐ผ is offline.
Ravenette Goddess ๐ฉ๐ป๐ is offline.
Finally done. ๐คง Anyways...
I'm planning on making a story based on this episode.
It'll probably take some time for me to plan and create it but I hope you'll wait for it.
I also created another ChatFic, it's called 'Haikyuu!! Specials'.
Until the end of Valentines Day...
I probably won't be able to update here since I'll be busy with the special updates.
But I will try to shower y'all with a sh!tload of Valentines Day Specials!
So go ahead and see the introduction for yourself!
I hope you and your families stay safe and well, lively readers! ๐๐
Comments
๐marinette๐ [Jazz's mine]
๐คฃ tsukishima stuttering through chat, that's def sum we don't witness everyday
2021-03-17
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