heaven or hell
nerd girl /author
hey!! Let's find out who'll go to heaven or hell. ( nothing here is real! )
-------------aquaruis--------‐----
aquarius
I pulled out the facts on god
aquarius
I convinced him that
aquarius
the good deeds I've done
aquarius
outweighs the bad that I've done
aquarius
He had no choice but let me in😌
------------cancer-----------
cancer
oh I fake cried my way into heaven
cancer
I made god feel guilty 🙄
cancer
yep made him feel bed about tryna send me to hell 😅
‐---‐-----------pisces-------------
pisces
God said that I was annoying him😑
pisces
and asking him too many questions
pisces
so he told me me to stand outside the gates 🤨
outside heaven gates for pisces
---------‐-----gemini--------------
Gemini
this guy said I'm indecisive
Gemini
and he said if I wanne go to heaven or hell
Gemini
you need to stand out here and decide
Gemini
but he said realy funny😆
Gemini
well I thought it was funny😅
Gemini
but he didn't think it was funny
outside heaven gates for Gemini
---------------scorpoi------------
scorpio
I just told god to send me where I gotta go
scorpio
he said to hell you go
scorpio
I told him I like hot showers anyway 😈
-----------capricorn-------------
capricorn
one of the angel's was staring at me
capricorn
so I told them to fly away
capricorn
God said I was being rude
capricorn
and I said don't they have wings tho🧐
capricorn
He said are you being sarcastic 🙄
capricorn
I said if the halo fits😎
------------‐--Taurus------------
Taurus
I asked God what food they have here
Taurus
he said while and crackers
Taurus
what does hell have
Taurus
he said go find out and I did
-----------‐---aries-------------
aries
cause he said I wasn't real child of god
aries
I said WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN💢
aries
he said that fire fits me perfectly
aries
I told one of the angels to hold me back
------------------ sagittarius
sagittarius
he was taking too long
sagittarius
talking about how great heaven was
sagittarius
I was like does hell have a shorter wait time?
sagittarius
I told him to hurry the hell up
sagittarius
I said he give me the 10 commandments version
leo
He said I was tryna take his job
leo
he said I got a place for you
leo
I was like in that chair 🤩
leo
cause you're not doing your job😎
leo
and he was like no I gottta another place for you
virgo
God said I was judgments
virgo
he said only he can judge
virgo
I said order in the court😎
libra
it was to much drama
libra
between heaven and hell and the gates
libra
I said yea Imma stay down here
libra
chillin it is what it is
nerd girl /author
ok that end bye
Comments
karma
lol
2022-01-03
0
Ci~
love How Pisces is not up for any shits cause we be both
2021-10-05
0
Yuki
I fake smile I do not fake cry 🙂""
2021-07-07
1