*drives home opens door* yay onther lonly night with no family well time to go to sleep
the next morning
ring ring ring
Jay ML
*wakes up* who the **** is calling me at 4:00 in the morning
Jay ML
*picks up* <hello>
Boss
<hi this is your boss speaking>
Jay ML
<so what happened>
Boss
<your no going to work in two weeks because the Office is under construction>
Jay ML
<okay then bye>
Boss
<bye>
beep beep beep
Jay ML
UGH now I can't go back to sleep
Jay ML
*goes on phone to listen to music starts to sing the song parents*
Jay ML
< I was born in a messed up centrie my favorito candy was sweet barrys and ampothis my daddy put a gun to my head said if you kiss a boy I'am going to shot you dead so I tied him up with gaffers and lock him in the shed then I went out to the garden and I **** my bestfriend> ect.
Jay ML
*falls asleep*
Next morning
Jay ML
*wakes up to hear yelling* what the **** is happening
Jay ML
*looks put side* looks like there are new Neighbors
Nathan Jay's Neighbor
*nocks on door*
Jay ML
oh that must be my Neighbor okay lets put on a smile *fake smiles*
Jay ML
*opens door* hi
Nathan Jay's Neighbor
hello dear
Jay ML
oh you came back from the trip
Nathan Jay's Neighbor
yes
Jay ML
well come in and sit down I'll get us some tea and cookies
Jay ML
and tell me how your trip went
Nathan Jay's Neighbor
thank you my dear boy
Nathan Jay's Neighbor
*goes in and sits down*
Jay ML
*making tea* so hows your daughter
Nathan Jay's Neighbor
shes doing just fine so how are you doing have you stoped cutting
Jay ML
I'am doing fine and yes I've gone a week with out cutting
Me 🤪 your local trash can
well thats it for this episode see you next one bai~
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