~~Attack On Titan Group Chat~~
Don't mess with Levi
𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞: Levi, Jean, Hange, Sasha
Jean
Captain, have you been murdered yet?
Levi
No, im strong enough to fight off a brat
Sasha
You fixed ur keyboard!~
Hange
Hey shorty, its not nice to call your cousin a brat
Levi
2nd cousins, four eyes
Sasha
Wait...They're actually related?
Jean
Does that mean that he's the titan brat's 2nd cousin?
Hange
They aren't blood related Jean and no, thats not a thing
Sasha
So has Mikasa tried to attack u yet?
Levi
Yea, she showed up at my door yesterday with a baseball bat. I ended up taking her scarf off and used it to strangle her until she passed out
Jean
You did WHAT to MIKASA??
Sasha
Did u give her foods afterwards?
Levi
Tch. Don't worry, i didn't killed her
Jean
Where did she even get a baseball bat?
Hange
Probably in my office, Erwin always kept one in there for emergency situation
Sasha
Is there food in there?
Levi
How would she have gotten it?
Hange
Armin has a key, after Commander Erwin's death, we gave one of the keys to him
Hange
Sorry, i shouldn't have mentioned Erwin
Levi
OPEN YOUR DOOR FOUR EYES
*Hange's Connection Failed*
Jean
I think Captain beat the shit out of her
Jean
He hates when people mentions Erwin's death because he believes that its his fault
Sasha
I mean it sorta is...
Sasha
Because he's the one who gave the- nvm...
Levi
I am well aware of that, that's why i hate it
Sasha
What happened to Commander Hange?
Levi
She passed out on her bed
Hange
Uh? Because i woke up?
Hange
Yes, does it look like im joking??
Hange
ANYWAYS, I GOTTA GO TO MY TWO CHILDREN
Hange
THEY PROBABLY MISS ME ALREADY AWH :(
Sasha
ima go eat potato, bye ya'll
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