Battle Of Saltyness
• The Battle Of Saltyness •
Ft. Kageyama Y/n and Tsukishima Kei
After settling down, we finally went inside and ordered food.
I sat in the middle of Tobio and Tsukki.
...Since it was the only seat left.
I rolled my eyes and started eating.
Takeda Sensei
Eat all you want. You guys earned this victory.
My phone vibrated so I checked it out after eating.
' A message from Tooru-senpai? '
I looked at my phone with shock.
Y/n
(What does he want now?)
I looked at my phone with a slight frown.
Yamaguchi
...Hey Y/n-chan, you look irritated. Is there something bothering you?
Hinata
Yeah... You look pretty annoyed, Y/n-chan.
I immediately put my phone away and replied,
But before I could finish, Tobio grabbed my phone.
Y/n
H- hey! Give it back Tobio!
I stood up from my seat and tried to get my phone back.
But Tobio raised it up so I can't reach it.
Kageyama
...Now who are you texting, young lady?
Y/n
Stop acting like you're older!
Y/n
AND GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE, BAKA!
I shouted at Tobio while attempting to get my phone back.
Tsukishima
You're short as hell.
Y/n
SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT HELPING, SALTY.
Tsukishima
Pfft... Why would I even help you?
Tsukishima
Urusai Yamaguchi.
Yamaguchi
...Gomen Tsukki!
Sugawara
If not Tsukishima and Kageyama arguing, then it's Y/n arguing with the two...
Daichi
Those three are the ones who are always arguing...
Asahi
They just can't get along...
Takeda Sensei
...So are we just gonna ignore them arguing again?
Coach Ukai
Let them be. I don't give a damn.
Kageyama
Tch. Fine, here you go.
Kageyama
I can't unlock it anyways...
Y/n
Hmph! Good, now shut up.
Tsukishima
So is Shorty and the King done fighting?
Tsukishima
...Too bad, I was enjoying the show.
Tsukishima
...Yep, That's me, you called?
Y/n
God. Stop being so Stingy and shtty.
Kageyama
KAGEYAMA Y/N. Language.
Y/n
Good sir, if you don't know what language I'm speaking. It's Japanese. 😊
Tsukishima
King is speechless, Shorty just burned the hell out of him.
Tsukishima
...I am starting to hate hearing my own name
Y/n
Oh is that so? Then shall we call you something else?
Y/n
Saltyshima, Stingyshima, Salty Beanpole, Salty French fry, or just Salty?
I gave a sarcastic look and smiled at him.
Tsukishima
OH NOW YOU'RE REALLY PISSING ME OFF.
Ennoshita
Are we supposed to stop them?
Coach Ukai
Give me a break from this two, PLEASE.
Takeda Sensei
...I feel you
Hinata
Y/N-CHAN, TSUKISHIMA! PLEASE STOP---!
Y/n
SHOYO, DON'T JOIN OUR 'FRIENDLY' CONVERSATION, OKAY?
Tsukishima
SHUT UP HUMAN TANGERINE.
Yachi
There's no use. They're unstoppable.
Kiyoko
Y/n, Stop arguing with Tsukishima.
I immediately stopped talking and went to Kiyoko and Yachi.
Y/n
Sorry Kiyoko-san...
👉👈
Tanaka
KIYOKO IS REALLY THE BEST~! 💕💞💓
Comments
Night_Raider5472
Damn... savage much but i like it AHAHAH
2024-06-30
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Izulexa🌸
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2024-05-01
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😭
2024-02-20
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