New Phone, New Life
RAMA
I am R.A.M.A (Retrivement Artificial Metro Assimilation), your personal A.I created by the Bramawijaya Corp. I specialized on Bramawijaya Brand phones, just like yours.
RAMA
I will guide you to set up this phone, and help you with your daily problems.
RAMA
I know you're thinking — like many people did, “Why do I need a new phone all of a sudden?”
RAMA
The answer is simple; many electronic corporations, especially phones, are secretly — without their user's consent, taking personal information of people that are using their product.
RAMA
It is not a secret anymore that this happens every single day, on every part of the world.
RAMA
You do realize that phones had the crucial components; cameras and microphones. These two components are usually used with malicious intent — that included the corporation behind the product. A lot of corporations are using these two components for their personal goal.
RAMA
It is the Brama Government's choice to stop this from happening. And thus; creating the country's own phone brand, wich are safer for citizens to use. Freely.
RAMA
We are cooperating with Brama Government. Your personal information will be safe in the country's database.
RAMA
Your secrets are safe with us.
RAMA
After all those clearings, may I ask what's your name?
Gatra
My name is Gatra Adipramana
RAMA
Welcome, Gatra Adipramana! For further information, may I ask you your age and location?
RAMA
It is crucial for searching your previous phone's data on our database.
Gatra
I'm 17, from Bandung
RAMA
Great! We will search your information in the country's database and retrieve your previous data to this phone.
RAMA
Please wait until further notice.
Data found; Gatra Adipramana, on Bandung. Previous phone brand: UNIXOS.
Retrieving Mom and Dad's contact....
ERROR; Previous messages cannot be found.
ERROR; Some data cannot be retrieved. Retrying immediately.
RAMA
We are sorry. It seems some of your data cannot be retrieved due to severe error in the database. We are trying to fix it.
RAMA
Perhaps, your previous phone brand are not listed as "safe" from the country.
RAMA
This is why the Brama Government and Bramawijaya Corporation are creating this project.
RAMA
However, you can now interact with those two contact as you pleased.
RAMA
We will try to fix this problem and retrieve your data.
RAMA
Please wait until further notice.
Two contact online; Mom, Dad.
Mom
I've been looking for you! I always wanted to talk to you for a long, long, time! It seem like you changed your phone number?
Mom
Perhaps, Sweetie Pie, you changed your phone? Oh, that's great! :D we can't be safe with those unlisted phones
Mom
You know how dangerous the internet is, aren't you?
Gatra
I'm sorry, do I know you?
Mom
Don't be silly, Honey. You already forgot about your own mother?
Mom
I'm sorry. I know I've been busy with my work. I know you need to get along in our new environment
Mom
It is for our own well being to obey the Brama Government's choice. Bandung is not that bad compared to Jakarta, right?
Mom
Are you still mad? I'm sorry, Honey. You can talk to your dad. He might have more free time for you than me
Mom
Or perhaps, you can talk to your friend. Remember Johan? Are you two still getting along? I remember there is some disagreement you two had at school. Good thing you two didn't fight there. Would've been a mess
Mom
He promised to me he would be nicer to you after that stuff. He's now such a sweet kid. Have you contacted him?
Mom
You don't remember? Have you forgot your best friend since elementary school?
Mom
Oh, is it because your disagreement is so bad that you tried to forget about him? Don't worry, Dear, he's changed now. He's a sweet kid like you remember from elementary school!
Mom
Yeah, you remember? I don't think it will be a good idea to tell you now. I don't want your friendship to be awkward after those things over
Mom
Talk to him, okay? Or your Dad. I don't want you to be lonely. I will be back soon from work
Gatra
I can't. Some of my previous stuff hasn't retrieved yet
Mom
Oh, don't worry. RAMA is a smart A.I, it will be back on track soon
You have 1 message from Dad.
Dad
Your mother told me to talk to you. Some of your stuff haven't retrieved yet, huh? How you doin buddy?
Dad
Well, I hope you met a new friend soon. Since school suspended, y'know. It's nice if you talked with Johan, but I don't think one friend is enough. Don't you agree?
Gatra
Actually, yeah. Since I barely remember who the hell is this Johan guy are
Dad
Whoa, really? Your fight's that bad eh?
Dad
Whoopsie Woomsie. Gotta fast. My manager is calling. Be right back soon
You have 1 message from RAMA
RAMA
We have retrieved some of your data. However, it seems most of it is lost.
RAMA
We have found one of your contact. The name is “Johan”, is he one of your friend?
RAMA
If not, I can remove the contact immediately. We don't want to retrieve a blocked or blacklisted number of yours.
Gatra
It's fine. Retrieve his contact
RAMA
Okay. Please wait until further notice.
Retrieving Johan's contact....
Johan's contact has been retrieved.
RAMA
You can now talk to him as you pleased.
RAMA
If you have some problem with using this phone, you can ask me right away.
RAMA
Also, if you want to complete your profile, you can always notify me.
RAMA
Have a nice day, Gatra.
RAMA is playing “Ukulele Song” in the background.
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