How to Survive as Villain
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Kim Taehyung was a president of a company
Probably because both his Father and Grandfather were Tyrannical Presidents themselves, his family had always wanted to make him into a Tyrannical President as well.
A Tyrannical President should be handsome and rich, evil and arrogant, someone that’ll spoil his loved ones, and above all: he must be able to memorize by heart, the 300 quotes from the previous Presidents.
Unfortunately Kim Taehyung could only be first
But that didn’t matter at all. The Kim Family firmly believed that they could turn Kim Taehyung into a man who is loved by all women and makes all men jealous. Someone that spreads powerful pheromones everywhere!
The Kim Family had two important Family Mottos.
There’s nothing that can’t be solved by money. If there is, then just double the price!
If you have money, you can do whatever you want!!!
Looking at these two awe-inspiring, passionate and shocking family mottos, everyone could understand why the Kim Family wanted to make Kim Taehyung into a Tyrannical President
However, Taehyung himself, wasn’t quite able to understand their reasons. He felt that the loyal dog, warm man type was good enough
His family firmly believed that the only reason for him to think like that, was because he hadn’t met his true love yet.
His true love must be someone who isn’t rich or too beautiful, it’s even better if she’s from a small city, preferably a low-level employee of the Kim Family Company. She can’t be too pretty, but she must be ‘kind’. She must have the goddess halo, someone that is compassionate and reasonable, even when facing her love rivals. She must not be too clever, and she absolutely can’t refuse her male partner. And even when facing her love rivals, She Must! Not! Seek! Revenge! It’s also better if she, from time to time, picks up a stray dog or a cat from the street. Just perfect
That day, while getting off work, Kim Taehyung actually bumped into someone like that.
It was all because this young woman, who was running through the Company’s lobby, ran into him.
The young woman then fell to the ground, with tears flowing from her eyes. The flower vase in her hands also fell, shattering into pieces.
Taehyung quickly helped her to get up
Kim Taehyung
“I’m sorry, how much does this flower vase cost? I’ll pay for it.”
However, the young woman shook off his hand and angrily shouted at him
Random girl
Who wants your money! Do you rich people really believe that money can buy everything? You better apologize to me
Kim Taehyung
But I apologized to you’, he thought. ‘And it was you who bumped into me.’
Kim Taehyung
I’m sorry.” he thought that the young woman might not have heard him, so he just repeated himself. In order to express his sincere apology, he took out his wallet. “How much do I owe you?”
Random girl
Who wants your money!” The young woman knocked the wallet out of his hands, resulting in it falling on the ground.
Wow, she’s not like those women who are flirtatious and pretend to be humble on the outside, she’s so unpretentious
As a Tyrannical President, Tae should’ve that thought.
However, Taehyung only felt that there was something wrong with the young woman’s brain. He picked up his wallet, and by following the idea that her stupidity might be contagious, he left as fast as he could.
After the Kim Family heard about this, they thought that this type of woman might not be suitable for Taehyung, so they arranged a party for him.
At the party, Taehyung met a young rich Missy
The name of this young Missy was: Lin·MeiDieBingjingZiPoLiYeHuang·Ling
Tae didn’t want to meet her. He felt that a normal person wouldn’t have such an inexplicable name.
But because his family had put a lot of pressure on him, he had no other choice than to go and talk to her.
Tae's first thought when he saw Missy Lin·MeiDieBingjingZiPoLiYeHuang·Ling, was
Kim Taehyung
What the fuck!
Kim Taehyung
There’s people out there who are bold enough to dye their hair rainbow colors?’
Kim Taehyung
In this era, when the 90’s generation started to lose their hair and began balding at such a young age, this young woman’s approach was truly painful! Too shocking! Too horrible
This Miss Lin·MeiDieBingjingZiPoLiYeHuang·Ling, is very clean and tall, she got a PhD at the age of 14, and is proficient in piano, chess and calligraphy. She has the mark of a red spider lily flower on her forehead, and when she laughs
Kim Taehyung
Oh, it’s a good thing that she doesn’t have petals falling off her face when she smiles, otherwise, materialist thinkers would be crying on the toilet.
Faced with such a vivacious, beautiful and intelligent young woman, Taehyung only said two words.
The Kim Family felt disheartened, their chest hurts as if they had angina, a muffled pain in their precordial region.
Kim family
You can’t even like this type of woman. What type of woman do you like, Taehyung?
Kim family realised something
Kim family
Fuck.... Taehyung he...
Kim family
He must be GAY!
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This story had me hooked from the first chapter. Incredible!
2025-09-03
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