Cheesy Pickup Lines
Taehyung was sipping his coffee in the hotel lounge, flipping through a portfolio of new modeling shoots on his tablet.
For once, the morning was quiet. No Jin barging in with jokes, no Jimin, his best friend calling to whine about groceries, and thankfully.. no Jungkook.
Jeon Jungkook
Excuse me.. (a familiar voice interrupted)
Jeon Jungkook
But I think you dropped something, Prince..
Taehyung looked up. Jungkook stood in front of him, hands in his pockets, wearing a smug expression.
Kim Taehyung
I didn’t drop anything.. 🙂
This week, Jungkook is the clingiest kid he has ever met making tae so irritated..
Jeon Jungkook
Yes, you did.. (Jungkook leaned closer, lowering his voice)
Jeon Jungkook
You dropped… my JAW!!
Taehyung groaned loudly and went back to his tablet.
Kim Taehyung
Do you practice being this unbearable or is it a natural talent? 💢
Jungkook smirked and slid into the seat opposite him without asking.
Jeon Jungkook
Natural, baby.. And thank you for noticing.. 😏
Kim Taehyung
Not a compliment.. (Taehyung shot back)
Jeon Jungkook
Alright, let me try again.. (Jungkook tapped the table with mock seriousness)
Jeon Jungkook
Are you French? Because EIFFEL for you..
Taehyung stared at him blankly.
Kim Taehyung
…I should charge you every time you waste my brain cells. 🙂💢
Jeon Jungkook
That was harsh.. (Jungkook pouted, then grinned again)
Jeon Jungkook
But fair. Okay, last one.. Are you a magician? Because whenever you walk in, everyone else disappears.
Taehyung set his tablet down and leveled him with a look sharp enough to cut glass.
Jeon Jungkook
Yes? (blinked innocently)
Kim Taehyung
If you don’t disappear right now, you WILL… 💢
For a moment, Jungkook blinked.. then burst out laughing, clapping his hands together.
His laughter drew a few stares from other guests, but he didn’t care.
Jeon Jungkook
God, you’re even hotter when you’re threatening me.. 😏
Taehyung picked up his coffee and stood.
Kim Taehyung
Unbelievable!!! 💢
As he walked away, Jungkook called after him..
Jeon Jungkook
You’ll thank me one day when you’re madly in love with me! Prince..
Kim Taehyung
(Taehyung didn’t turn around)
But behind his blank face, his ears were burning red.
And Jungkook, watching him leave, looked far too pleased with himself.
P¿nda 🫠
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2025-08-31
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