The Battle for Shrek’S Heart
The first meeting
He fell in love with another green ogre…. Named…
Uh.. no. Not you Ollie. Go back to Mattel..
Anyway. That ogre’s name was Fiona.
But Shrek and Fiona are have gotten a divorce because.. well.. see for yourself.
Fiona
Oh, Toji~ I’d like to see what your worm could d-
Anyway, it’s not for children.
Now the story will begin.
Shrek
UGHH! When will I finally find the new love of my life…
Donkey
Maybe when you get rid of that gut…
Shrek
Gut? Excuse me? Do you see my waist? I didn’t think so.
Donkey
Yeah.. get try to stuff all that in a tummy tuck.. You look like a chipotle burrito.
Donkey
Speaking of chipotle … let’s get some waffles!
Shrek
Chipotle..? Waffles? Donkey, this is about me!
Shrek
I’m the main character.
Donkey
Um anyway.. Let’s go to a tavern to par-tay!!
Shrek
Tavern..? Well.. Maybe I could find a hot babe.. Other than Fiona.. Man.. she’s so perfect…
Shrek
Maybe I should call her-
Donkey
Do you not remember what she did with that damn manga character?!
Shrek
I guess you’re right..
Haesoo
*Sigh* When will a big strong man sweep me off my feet…
Snow White
You don’t need a man! Just like me.. I’m an independent.. strong.. woman…
Toji
Oh.. I was cheering you on.
Fiona
Um.. we could kneel and still be taller than you.
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