EPISODE 4
Nicholas
(staring at giant carved gates) …Okay. So let me get this straight. This is your house?
Xander
(calmly) My residence.
Nicholas
(gaping) Residence?? This is a castle! Back home, my apartment didn’t even have hot water half the time!
Servant Beta
(bowing) My Lord, we’ve prepared rooms for the Omega.
Nicholas
(points at self) Omega? Hello?? I’m still here. You can just say me.
Xander
(ignores the protest) He stays in my wing.
Nicholas
(chokes) Your wing?! Excuse me?? Do I look like free Wi-Fi to you? Why can’t I have my own room?
Xander
(simply) Because I said so.
Nicholas
(to self) …Oh, he’s one of those.
Nicholas
(💭)Okay. Deep breaths. Don’t freak out. You’re just trapped in a palace with a suspiciously attractive Alpha Lord who wants to keep you like a decorative houseplant. Totally fine.
Servant Beta
(nervously) My Lord, shall we prepare the suppressants?
Nicholas
(perks up) Suppressants? Yes, please! I’d like to suppress this entire situation!
Servant Beta
(blinking) …They’re for your pheromones, Omega.
Nicholas
Right. Of course. Forgot I’m basically a walking perfume factory now.
Xander
(steps closer, tone sharp) No need.
Nicholas
(throws hands up) Oh, wonderful. He’s going to “handle it.” I can’t wait to see what medieval nonsense that means.
Nicholas
(💭)Note to self: find out what “Enigma” means in this world. Maybe if I’m lucky, I can claim I’m one of those instead. Something rare. Something un-sniffable. Something that doesn’t get locked in hot Alpha mansions like Rapunzel 2.0.
Xander
(studying MC quietly as they walk) You’re too calm. Most Omegas would be clinging to me by now.
Nicholas
(snorts) Oh, trust me, I’m this close to clinging—
Nicholas
(to sanity, to freedom, to the last shred of my dignity)
Xander
(amused) You joke, but your eyes betray you.
Nicholas
(defensive) Do not bring my eyeballs into this.
{???}
Survival Route progress: 14%. New Objective: Learn the power structure of the world.
Nicholas
(mutters) Ugh, homework. Even in a new life.
Xander
(stops at enormous doors) This is your room. Rest.
Nicholas
(pokes head inside) …There’s a bed big enough for five people. What exactly do you think is going to happen in here?!
Xander
(expression unreadable, faint smirk) That depends on you.
Nicholas
(slams door shut) NOPE. Goodnight!
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