HELP !! WHERE AM I ~ ?? [ TAEKOOK ] Crazy ~ ⁰²

Taehyung was sitting in his bed while placing his palm on his both cheeks— He was processing the whole fūck aßs shít information that he has just gotten from his attendant— Attendant , Such a old-fashioned word to say〜 Well— That's what happened to Taehyung... He has somehow travelled back to the ancient time and hold the body of someone who already died cause he couldn't swim or maybe his will to live was too weak compared to Taehyung's strong will to live〜

Kim Taehyung ~

Haha !! Oh my god..... !! FŪÇK YOU ALL THE FŪÇKĪÑG ANGELS WHO CAUSED THIS ẞHĪTTY SITUATION— ** Shouted angrily while showing middle finger towards the air **

Park Bogum / Taehyung's Attendant ~

** Gasped while covering his mouth by his palm ** Please don't say such words , Your highness ~

Kim Taehyung ~

Keep your cake hōlé shut if you don't want me to break your fūçkīñg balls— ** Glared at Bogum **

Park Bogum / Taehyung's Attendant ~

** Flinched ** B-but... I don't have balls , Your highness... ミ⁠●⁠﹏⁠☉⁠ミ...

Kim Taehyung ~

......... ** Took a deep breath and closed his eyes ** GOD— I WANTED A NEW FŪÇKĪÑG LIFE BUT NOT THIS KIND OF NOVEL FŪÇK AẞS SHÍTTTTTTTTT—

Kim Taehyung ~

AND ABOVE ALL TO AN ANCIENT TIME— HAVE YOU GONE FŪÇKĪÑG CRAZY ?? DO YOU WANT ME DEAD AGAIN ?!

Park Bogum / Taehyung's Attendant ~

" My god— He has gone crazy ~ ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ What do I do now— ?! "

Kim Taehyung ~

HOW AM I GOING TO FŪÇKĪÑG SURVIVE HERE— ?! ** Shouted angrily while showing middle fingers towards the sky **

Park Bogum / Taehyung's Attendant ~

" Such an inappropriate act— I am so scared 〜 (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠)... "

Taehyung took a deep breath and fall on the bed and he felt like crying immediately cause of how hard the pillow was— He can't even sleep and cry peacefully here.... All the memories of the past owner already got transformed to Taehyung and that made Taehyung feel like crying more... Because is there anyone more unfortunate than him in this universe— ?!

Kim Taehyung ~

I would rather be.... Dead.... ** Took a deep defeated sigh **

Park Bogum / Taehyung's Attendant ~

Please don't say such inauspicious things , Your Highness ~ ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ....

Kim Taehyung ~

Bro , My whole life has been filled with misfortune— Mom and dad got divorced as soon as I was born....

Kim Taehyung ~

I had to live here six months and there six months— I had to see my parents dating like crazy and then breaking up like crazy.....

Kim Taehyung ~

I was bullied like crazy cause I was too beautiful to be a man.... And then I got to know that I was an intérsêx all along....

Kim Taehyung ~

My boyfriend left me... My mom got married and moved to abroad with my step-dad leaving me alone in Korea with my biological dad—

Kim Taehyung ~

He wasn't bad.... But he was a totally unserious man by nature.... And I understood why my mom divorced him....

Kim Taehyung ~

Who would live with a man child after all.... ?!

Kim Taehyung ~

Then I failed the civil servant exam for four times but he keep saying it's okay.... But it was not okay.... !! Like I was not okay but he didn't understand—

Kim Taehyung ~

Ahhh.....

Kim Taehyung ~

Yeah..... I am so unfortunate that I am feeling terrible even after getting a new life..... ** Took a deep breath while looking above **

Park Bogum / Taehyung's Attendant ~

"............."

Park Bogum / Taehyung's Attendant ~

" GODDDDDDD— HE HAS GONE CRAZYYYYYYYYY ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽.. "

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