--- cow Star Entry
The baraat was already in โmission full mastiโ mode โ
One uncle was dancing like his knees were made of jelly that had given up on life.
Aunties were balancing their sarees in one hand, and balancing 10 kilos of gossip in the other.
The DJ was playing โLungi Danceโ for the 4th time in 10 minutes because apparently that was his entire playlist.
Suddenlyโฆ the crowd parted like a Bollywood slo-mo scene from Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Cow-moo.
And there she wasโฆ SWC โ Shaadi Wali Cow.
Wearing a phoolon ka haar so big it looked like she stole half the mandap, and golden sunglasses that reflected the DJ lights like a disco ball.
A drunk baraati stopped mid-bhangra, pointed and said loudly:
โBhai! Groom ki taraf se Katrina Kaif aa gayiโฆ bas thodi moti!โ
The music stopped.
SWC turned, lowered her glasses, and gave him The Death Stare of Doom.
The man instantly stopped dancing, dropped his glass of nimbu-paani, and started pretending to tie his shoe.
โโ Dessert Wale Detectives
Raju leaned in, whispering like they were on a spy mission.
โSWCโฆ hum pakde gaye toh?โ
SWC popped a gulab jamun in her mouth without breaking eye contact with the dessert counter.
โRelax. Weddings are like buffets โ confidence se lo, koi kuch nahi bolega. Itโs a โyou snooze, you loseโ world.โ
They approached the rasgulla section like detectives approaching a crime scene.
And then โ plot twist.
Right in the middle of the rasgulla bowlโฆ something shiny glittered.
Raju blinked.
โSWCโฆ yeh tumhare diamond sunglasses hain?โ
SWC smirked.
โLong story. Involves a halwai, a disco night, and a water tank flood. Youโre not ready.โ
โโ Shaadi Ka Villain
Before they could fish out the shades, a tall man in a sherwani appeared.
He had the confidence of a TV serial vamp and the swagger of someone whoโs stolen many samosas before.
And there it was โ on his face โ SWCโs pink heart-shaped sunglasses.
In one hand, he held a rasgulla like it was a grenade.
SWC narrowed her eyes.
โBhaiโฆ give them back before I moo in Dolby Surround Sound.โ
Villain: โCatch me first, Cow Queen!โ
He smirked like a full Bollywood side-villain and bolted โ rasgulla bowl in hand.
โ The Great Shaadi Chase
Chaos. Pure chaos.
SWC ran through the dance floor like a cow possessed.
One dhol wala got knocked over and kept drumming while lying flat on his back.
Raju tripped on the brideโs lehenga and apologised 14 times in 3 seconds โ
โSorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorryโโ
The bride just gave him the โI will curse your next seven generationsโ look.
The villain leapt over the buffet table, sending biryani into the air like Diwali fireworks.
Two kids started clapping and shouting, โOnce more!โ
Sensing the drama, the DJ switched to โKala Chashmaโ โ
Problem? Instead of clearing the way, the baraatis started dancing harder.
SWC shouted mid-run:
โRaju! Left side ja! Cut him off before he eats my rasgullas!โ
Raju: โWhy do I feel like this is less about sunglasses and more about rasgullas?โ
SWC: โPriorities, Raju. Priorities.โ
โ Moo-vement in Style
Finally, they cornered the villain near the groomโs horse.
The horse looked confused but slightly entertained.
Raju dived for the rasgulla bowl like a cricketer saving the last over.
SWC charged forwardโฆ
BONK!
Her head collided lightly with the villainโs stomach.
The villain stumbled backwards into the wedding gift pile โ ribbons, ladoos, and a pressure cooker raining down on him.
SWC snatched her pink shades, put them on top of her golden ones, and declared:
โDouble protection. Even UV rays will cry.โ
She then grabbed four rasgullas straight from the bowl, eating them like a victorious gladiator.
Raju, gasping for breath:
โSWCโฆ you are insane.โ
SWC: โNo, Raju. Iโm just well-decorated.โ
Final Scene:
The baraatis lifted SWC on their shoulders, chanting โMoo! Moo! Moo!โ like a victory anthem.
The DJ, now fully invested, played โKala Chashmaโ on loop for the next 18 minutes.
Somewhere in the background, the groom whispered to the bride,
โWho invited her?โ
The bride replied, โI think she invited herself " ...
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