Enigma, Don’T Mess With Your Alpha
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Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Eyes fluttering open*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Groaning*
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
*Sitting calmly in an armchair, sipping tea like a patient predator*
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
So… you really forgot that you married me.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Sitting up*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
I think I would remember marrying a six-foot-two Enigma with a death glare.
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
Apparently not.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Pinching the bridge of his nose*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Okay… enlighten me, Your Mysteriousness.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
How exactly did this happen?
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
Four years ago. You were… intoxicated.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Suspicious*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Define “intoxicated.”
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
You were slumped over a bar counter, threatening to strangle the bartender with a lemon wedge because they refused to serve you more tequila.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*facepalm*
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
You were ranting about your family forcing you into a marriage you didn’t want.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Groaning* That part sounds accurate.
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
Then you loudly declared—and I quote—“If I have to marry someone, it’ll be a total stranger, just to spite them!”
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Freezes*
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
Then you turned to me.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Horrified*
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
And asked, “Hey, are you single? Wanna get married?”
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Slapping forehead* Oh my god…
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
You dragged me to a 24-hour marriage office.
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
You signed the papers.
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
You made me sign the papers.
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
You bought matching rings from a vending machine.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Covering face* I… I was drunk!
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
That doesn’t count!
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
It counts.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Groaning into pillow* This can’t be my life…
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
And yet, here we are. Husband and husband.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Muffled from pillow* I hate past-me.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Sitting up straighter*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Okay, mystery husband, listen carefully.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
I want a divorce.
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
*Smirks silently, watching him like a cat watches a bird*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Annoyed* Why are you smiling like you just won something?😠
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
Because you’re amusing.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
I’m not here to amuse you!
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
I’m here to say: divorce.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
You and me? Over.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Done
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Finished
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Unmarried
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
*Sips tea calmly* That can’t happen.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Excuse me?
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
We signed a 50-year no-divorce agreement.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Jaw drops*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
A WHAT?!
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
Fifty
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
Years
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
No divorce, no annulment, no legal loopholes.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
I was drunk!
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Who in their right mind signs a fifty-year no-divorce contract?!
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
While threatening the marriage officer with a chair if he didn’t print it.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Horrified*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Oh my god—past me wasn’t just drunk, he was possessed.
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
*Setting down his cup*
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
You also wrote in your own handwriting: “Forever or I’ll haunt you in the afterlife.”
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Please tell me that was a joke.
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
It was notarized.
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Great
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
So I’m stuck
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
For half a century
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
With you
Mark Johnson [Enigma]
Sounds about right, Madam😏
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
*Glaring*
Cassey Harrison [Alpha]
Stop calling me Madam!
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Jayanti Bhowmik
author plsssssss more updates /Hey/
2025-08-07
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