Shaken,Not Engaged( Taekook)
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taehyung
Alright, pretty boy. Let’s lay some ground rules.
jungkook
Why do I feel like I’ve made a deal with Satan’s hot cousin?
taehyung
Because you did. Now—Rule One: you do not control the narrative. We’re boyfriends on my terms.
jungkook
What does that mean?
taehyung
It means I get to pick the pet names, and I get to decide if we fake fight in public for spice.
jungkook
(mutters)
I’m so screwed.
taehyung
Rule Two: You better act like you adore me. I want longing stares. I want hand-holding. I want you to look like I’m the last spoon of Nutella on earth.
jungkook
(blinking)
You’re oddly specific.
taehyung
I’ve read fanfics.
taehyung
(leans closer)
Rule Three: If your parents try to test us, we pass. Even if it means kissing. You okay with that?
jungkook
(blushing furiously):
Y-yeah. I guess. I mean. It’s fake, right?
taehyung
Sure. Totally fake. Zero tension. (smirks)
jungkook
You’re enjoying this too much.
taehyung
You’re pretty. I get paid. And I get to mess with uptight rich people. This is better than therapy.
A Moment of quiet. Jungkook looks at Taehyung, still overwhelmed.
jungkook
Why’d you agree to this?
taehyung
(shrugs)
“Needed rent money. Needed excitement. And you looked like a sad puppy in a thousand-dollar suit.
jungkook
(softly)
...Thanks.
taehyung
Don’t thank me yet. I’m planning to ‘accidentally’ sit on your lap at dinner.
jungkook
(panicked)
“TAEHYUNG—!”
author
let's see how things go
Comments
ginu
😂😂😂he is awesome and too chill😂😂😂😂
2025-08-19
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