Revenge of the Broken Omega and His Billionaire System ○○Chapter 4○○

DOWEN’S NEW LIVING ROOM

Dowen sits on the massive L-shaped velvet sofa, scrolling on his tablet through a list of domestic staff applications.

Benny lounges upside down on the couch, head dangling off the edge, wearing luxury silk pajamas like he owns the planet.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

We’re going to need at least two housekeepers and security for the gate.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

Maybe a driver too. This place is way too big for just the two of us.

Benny [System] AI

*Popping a lollipop into his mouth*

Benny [System] AI

Ugh. Humans and your obsession with hiring people to do stuff.

Benny [System] AI

What do you need maids and guards for?

Benny [System] AI

I literally run the place.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

Yeah, well, your idea of “running the place” is yelling at the smart fridge for not having matcha mochi stocked.

Benny [System] AI

*sits up* First of all, I fixed that.

Benny [System] AI

Second of all, nobody can steal from us.

Benny [System] AI

I have full AI security coverage. 24-hour motion sensors. Biometric locks. Heat mapping. And lasers, Dowen. Lasers.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

*Skeptical* You really think lasers are gonna mop the floors or wash the sheets?

Benny [System] AI

They could… if I rewire the house into a sentient cleaning robot.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

No 😑

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

We are not turning this place into a haunted Roomba mansion.

Benny [System] AI

😤

Benny [System] AI

*Flopping back dramatically* Fine. Hire your little humans.

Benny [System] AI

Let them judge my snack drawer and mess up my anime room.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

😏Glad we agree.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

I just… I want to make this place feel stable.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

Not just some flashy distraction from the mess I left behind.

Benny [System] AI

You didn’t leave a mess. You left a trash fire.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

*Chuckles* Exactly.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

So let me do this right. Staff, security, order. I need it.

Benny [System] AI

Okay, okay. You’re the boss.

Benny [System] AI

I’ll even run background checks for you—super intense ones. Like… “we’ll know what they had for breakfast in 2009” level.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

😏I like that.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

Especially for the guards.

Benny [System] AI

Ooooh, can I at least help pick the uniforms?

Benny [System] AI

I’m thinking sleek black with hidden tasers. Very "Secret Millionaire Assassin Chic."

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

🤦‍♂️ Why do I feel like you’re gonna enjoy this more than me?

Benny [System] AI

Because I absolutely will.

NEXT MORNING

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

Benny.

Benny [System] AI

*Grabbing a croissant*

Benny [System] AI

What’s up, bro?

Benny [System] AI

You look like a brooding CEO in a crime drama.

Benny [System] AI

You should get a trench coat.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

😮‍💨You need to act normal.

Benny [System] AI

*Mouth full* I am normal.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

You threatened to “hack a helicopter” because the grocery delivery guy forgot your matcha jelly.

Benny [System] AI

And I stand by that. It was an act of war.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

Benny. We’re hiring staff. Real people.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

With eyes. And questions.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

You can’t walk around acting like a rich alien baby with a God complex.

Benny [System] AI

😗But that’s literally what I am.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

Blend in. Pretend you’re just my little brother. Human. Normal.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

And Quiet.

Benny [System] AI

*Offended gasp* Quiet?!

Benny [System] AI

You want me to be a background character?

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

I want you to stop yelling at appliances, talking to the ceiling like it talks back, and calling our security system “Baby Skynet.”

Benny [System] AI

*Crossing his arms* Fine. You want human? You got human.

Benny [System] AI

I’ll be so normal, I’ll make toast boring. Watch.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

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LATER – FRONT DOOR – STAFF INTERVIEW DAY

???

HOUSEKEEPER CANDIDATE: Oh! And this must be your younger brother?

Benny [System] AI

Hello. I am Benjamin.

Benny [System] AI

I enjoy air, consuming nutrient discs, and performing socially acceptable tasks.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

*Frozen*

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

*Smiling stiffly* He means… toast. He meant toast.

Benny [System] AI

I also enjoy… sports.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

*Whispers* Stop talking like a malfunctioning android.

Benny [System] AI

*Whispers back* You said “act human,” you didn’t say which model.

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

Just smile and nod.

Benny [System] AI

*grins stiffly like he’s on trial for tax fraud*

Dowen Conrod [Rare Omega] MC

*Sighs internally*

TBC

💕Ms.Lazy💕

Thank you 😊