Freeway Fiasco
Jasper
*drives up to an apartment complex*
Jasper
how was your day kira
Kira
It was really something
Kira
A friend of mine finally got out of a toxic relationship
Jasper
That's good to hear
*car check engine blinks*
Jasper
*picks up Kira's brother*
Peter
*climbs into the back*
Peter
What's that blinking
Peter
Is that the engine light?
Jasper
It's fine i just took the car to the shop to check it out
Peter
Wait you also need to check the oil?
Peter
How many hazard lights do you have on?! Are we overheating!
Jasper
*pulls up to a restaurant*
The three meet up with Jared for dinner
Kira
Hey Jared! *smiles with a wave*
Peter
*looking around wearily*
Kira
What's wrong with you Pete?
Jasper
*takes a seat at the table with the others*
Peter
*noting there is only four chairs*
Peter
Is Lola not coming *awkward*
Jared
*Sigh* i broke up with her
Kira
Jared you and that nasty habit of never informing people
after the news the rest of the dinner was full of laughter
Peter
Do me a favor... In return for you not telling me that you broke up with Lola
Jared
*sigh* i suppose since i do owe you a few apologizes when i ignored your many warnings about her
Peter
Cool thanks switch with me...
Peter
let me drive your car, and you ride with Kira and jasper
Jared
why don't i just take you home
Peter
No... You must go with them..
Peter
You NEED to feel my PAIN *very serious*
Jared
*awkward* alright, alright
Jared
Peter needs my car for something can i hitch a ride with you guys
Kira
*snickers* you're finally being a good brother
Jared
*confused with a hint of concern* what do you me-
Kira
Get in jasper won't mind
On the way the engine light blinks along with a few others
Jared
Okay... Um can we turn the ac on *sweating bullets*
Kira
Oh sorry the ac doesn't work
car squeaks loud as they make a turn onto the highway
Jared
That's fine i'll just roll down the win-huh?
Jared
(why…. are we going on the highway… In this.. Ahem.. Car)
Jasper
Sorry man the windows don't roll
Other cars honk and speed past
Before long they drop Jared off
Jared
*wobble inside his house*
Kira
Oh please this car isn't that bad
Kira
Those two are so spoiled *giggles*
Jasper
Takes her hand into his* Now how bout we spend a little more time just us two
Kira
Sounds like a plan *smiles*
Kira and Jasper enter the cafe
Jasper
Hang tight *grabs a table before leaping onto the open stage*
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Jasper
🎵Chuggin' down the freeway🎵
Jasper
🎵In my dumpy Oldsmobile🎵
Kira
*gasps with a laugh* what is he doing
Jasper
🎵Tailpipe puffin' smoke 🎵
Jasper
🎵Like it's had a spicy meal🎵
Jasper
🎵Radio’s a-sputterin’ 🎵
Jasper
🎵the speakers barely hum🎵
the cafe cheers in relatablity
Jasper
🎵I swear this old jalopy's 🎵
Jasper
🎵just beggin' to come undone🎵
Jasper
🎵Uh-oh engine blow 🎵
Jasper
🎵This run-of-the-mill 🎵
Jasper
🎵Bonnie and Clyde's 🎵
Jasper
🎵about to hit the end🎵
Jasper
🎵A free-for-all disaster 🎵
Jasper
🎵with no place left to hide🎵
Jasper
🎵There goes the motor🎵
Jasper
🎵hold on it’s gonna slide🎵
Jasper
🎵Steering’s got the shakes 🎵
Jasper
🎵like it’s had a bit too much🎵
Kira
*nodding to his beat*
Jasper
🎵Brakes are squealing 🎵
Jasper
🎵louder than a banshee outta touch🎵
Jasper
🎵The seatbelt’s frayed to ribbons 🎵
Jasper
🎵and the mirror's hangin' loose🎵
Jasper
🎵This Oldsmobile’s a rebel 🎵
Jasper
🎵with a taste for self-abuse🎵
Jasper
🎵Uh-oh engine blow 🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵Uh-oh engine blow 🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵here we go again🎵
Jasper
🎵This run-of-the-mill 🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵This run-of-the-mill 🎵
Jasper
🎵Bonnie and Clyde's 🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵Bonnie and Clyde's 🎵
Jasper
🎵about to hit the end🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵about to hit the end🎵
Jasper
🎵A free-for-all disaster 🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵A free-for-all disaster 🎵
Jasper
🎵with no place left to hide🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵with no place left to hide🎵
Jasper
🎵There goes the motor 🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵There goes the motor 🎵
Jasper
🎵hold on it’s gonna slide🎵
Cafe Costumers
🎵hold on it’s gonna slide🎵
Jasper
🎵Smoke's poppin' from the back 🎵
Jasper
*stepping down from the stage*
Jasper
🎵like a fart in a silent room🎵
Jasper
🎵Neighbors on the highway 🎵
Jasper
*walking through the cafe*
Jasper
🎵think we're headin’ to our doom🎵
Jasper
🎵But Bonnie’s got her lipstick 🎵
Jasper
*taking Kira's hand*
Jasper
🎵and Clyde's got a crooked grin🎵
Jasper
🎵Together in this chaos 🎵
Jasper
🎵we'll just ride it to the end🎵
Jasper
🎵Windows barely open 🎵
Jasper
🎵'cause the crank is rusted tight🎵
Jasper
🎵Dashboard’s lit like Christmas 🎵
Jasper
🎵with its warning hazard lights🎵
Jasper
🎵But we’re laughin’ through the madness 🎵
Jasper
🎵with the wind against our face🎵
Jasper
🎵Every mile's a gamble 🎵
Jasper
🎵in this Oldsmobile disgrace🎵
Cafe cheers with laughter
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