TRANSMIGRATING TO THE ANCIENT TIMES WITH BUSINESS MIND
Intro
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
Ugh, what the hell is that smell? 🤢
Yuan Yun pinched his nose, glaring at the soap on the sink.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
Cheap hotel amenities. Disgusting.
He flicked it into the corner. It landed with a wet slap against the tile.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
Yeah, yeah, I’m coming... *muttered* *tapping the screen*
The display lit up with twenty unread emails.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
You people never sleep… 🙄
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
What the—
His arms flailed. The phone skidded across the floor.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
Shit… can’t… believe… *voice slurred*
He tried to lift his head, but the world smeared into red.
Somewhere, his phone chimed again. A notification.
???
We need your approval on the—
He stared at the ceiling, tasting metal throughout his mouth.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
Dying… over a bar of soap.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
Pathetic...
A pale glow washed over him. He floated in a space that felt too bright to be real.
Someone was watching him.
A figure stood under a white-gold moon, robes fluttering like smoke. His eyes glowed silver.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
You...
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
Who… are you?
Moon Prince [Yue Wangzi]
😮💨 Child, you died in the dumbest way imaginable.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
*Scowled* Excuse me?
Moon Prince [Yue Wangzi]
You slipped on rancid soap.
Moon Prince [Yue Wangzi]
🤨 How utterly ridiculous.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
You— You were watching me die?
Moon Prince [Yue Wangzi]
I saw your soul flailing around. It was… a little mad. For no reason at all.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
Of course I was mad!
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
I’m a respected—💢
Moon Prince [Yue Wangzi]
Yes, yes. Important businessman.
Moon Prince [Yue Wangzi]
*Waved a hand* Now you’re just a soul. And an idiot.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
*Opened his mouth, then shut it*
Moon Prince [Yue Wangzi]
I will grant you a new life.
Moon Prince [Yue Wangzi]
Go on. Live it properly this time. And stop being a dumb idiot.
Before Yuan Yun could argue, darkness swallowed him again.
Yuan Yun [Modern CEO]
*Woke gasping*
Rough straw scratched his cheek. His head throbbed. He reached up, fingertips brushing fresh bandages.
Yuan Yun [Omega] MC
Where…?
He sat up slowly. A small hut. A dirt floor. A crooked wooden door.
No marble tiles. No phone.
Definitely not his bathroom.
Yuan Yun [Omega] MC
I’m not dead. But I’m definitely screwed.
☆☆Ms.Lazy☆☆
This is my new historical world story.
☆☆Ms.Lazy☆☆
I hope you will like this 🥰
☆☆Ms.Lazy☆☆
With special Cameo of my favourite character
❤️ Yue Wangzi ❤️
Comments
sapphiremaybe✨
That's actually... a dumb way to die.... but hey!!!! your going to live again (sadly) ( ╹▽╹ )
2025-07-07
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Devon
I should be careful in the bathroom from now on No more dancing for me 😖
2025-07-08
1