HIS FAVOURITE SIN EP-4

Next day..

The classroom was empty, quiet, peaceful. That would last exactly 30 seconds. Because Kavya had just walked in — holding a USB drive, a Bluetooth clicker, and a wicked little smile. Professor Aaryan Rathore sat at his desk, sipping black coffee like it was laced with patience. He didn’t look up when she arrived.

Aaryan Rathore/ML

“Laptop’s connected. You may begin,” he said flatly.

Kavya Sharma/FL

“Don’t worry, sir,” Kavya replied, plugging in the drive. “This is going to be… very educational.”

He sighed, already regretting his life choices.

Slide 1: "How to Survive Professors With Trust Issues – A Field Guide" By Kavya Sharma. A Survivor. A Fighter. A Backbencher. She cleared her throat dramatically.

Kavya Sharma/FL

“Good morning, to the one person present and emotionally unavailable.”

Aaryan Rathore/ML

"Miss Sharma—”

Kavya Sharma/FL

“Shhh, sir. Let me set the mood.”

Kavya Sharma/FL

Slide 2: Symptoms of a Professor With Trust Issues.

Kavya Sharma/FL

Wears black every day like he’s mourning his social life Starts class with "good morning" but doesn’t mean it Assigns surprise quizzes to cope with emotional trauma Thinks sarcasm is a punishable offense Smiles once per semester. Allegedly.

Kavya Sharma/FL

“You may be wondering — ‘Kavya, how do you know so much?’ Well, I’ve studied him. Like a rare species on National Geographic.”

Aaryan’s left eye twitched.

Kavya Sharma/FL

Slide 3: Exhibit A – Professor Rathore in His Natural Habitat

A Photoshopped pic of Aaryan’s face (stolen from the college website) stuck on a cartoon body wearing an all-black suit, arms crossed, standing in a thunderstorm. Caption: "Caffeine-powered, emotionally constipated, allergic to joy."

Kavya turned, gestured to the screen proudly.

Kavya Sharma/FL

"As you can see, ladies and gentlemen—oh wait, just you sir—this majestic creature thrives in environments where no fun is allowed.”

Aaryan opened his mouth— But before he could speak… Kavya clicked again.

Kavya Sharma/FL

Slide 4: Causes of Trust Issues in Professors

Students breathing too loud Someone laughing during their political lecture.

Kavya Sharma/FL

“I’m just trying to exist, sir. You’re out here assigning ten-page essays like I committed academic murder.”

The classroom door creaked open. A tall figure stepped in. The DEAN. Wearing a grey suit. Smiling curiously. Kavya blinked. Aaryan looked like a PowerPoint demon summoned by mistake.

Dean

“Oh, Is this… some kind of student presentation?”

Kavya Sharma/FL

"Yes sir. It’s a punishment. But with visuals.”

Dean (reading the slide):

Dean

“‘How to survive professors with trust issues’?”

Aaryan Rathore/ML

“She’s mocking me. With commitment.”

Dean

*chuckling* “Continue, Miss Sharma. I’m intrigued.”

Kavya Sharma/FL

Slide 5: Coping Mechanisms for Students Pretend to take notes. Actually write mental grocery list. Nod every 10 seconds. They love that. Offer chai. May reduce hostility. Don’t laugh. Even if it's funny. Especially if it's funny.

Kavya Sharma/FL

“And if that doesn’t work, fake a leg cramp. Escape the classroom. Reconsider your degree.”

Aaryan Rathore/ML

“You think this is funny?”

Kavya Sharma/FL

“No sir. I think it’s hilarious.”

Slide 6: Conclusion

Kavya Sharma/FL

“Professors are humans too. Grumpy, emotionally damaged humans. We must approach them with caution, sarcasm, and Google Docs. In the end, all they need is respect... or a long nap.”

Final Slide:

Kavya Sharma/FL

"No Professors Were Harmed During the Making of This Presentation. Except One. And He Deserved It."

Dean

“I haven’t seen such commitment to roasting since the alumni dinner. Miss Sharma, consider a career in stand-up. Or politics.”

He left. Still laughing.

Aaryan turned to her. Slowly.

Aaryan Rathore/ML

“You are banned from ever using PowerPoint again.”

Kavya Sharma/FL

“So… that’s a B+?”

Aaryan Rathore/ML

“That’s a leave before I file a restraining order.”

Kavya Sharma/FL

“Should I take that as a ‘yes’?”

TBC