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Chapter 1: The Interview That Told You Nothing but Everything
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🎙️“Hello, Name?” — A One-Episode Podcast Nobody Asked For....
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Ladies and gentlemen, data-hunters and gossip-enthusiasts, welcome to the podcast that nobody asked for but everybody's been dying for — "Getting to Know...who is Name whose name is Name?"
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And with me today is none other than the cryptic, the silent swiper, the profile with zero follows but maximum curiosity — Name!
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Yes, that’s the username confusing half of MT and haunting the ‘Who’s Online’ section.
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
Wow. What an intro.
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
I talk. Occasionally. But mostly in my head. You’re lucky today.
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Well this is a paid podcast.
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so let's not waste our time because money is time, and time is money....
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We’ll start with the obvious. Why don’t you follow anyone? And why don't you want others to follow you either?
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Because, that's making more buzz than anything else about you rn.
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
I don't want to follow anyone back and have personal chats n stuff...
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
It's just that I don't want there's no specific reason as such
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Moving on to next
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So...where are you from?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
A place between Wi-Fi and "Why-is-this-your-business?"
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Isn't it rude?
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If you say or reply to other members here? like uk... People just want to know about where u live are you a Indian or Chinese or American stuff....
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
How it's rude? When I don't ask all that to you or them..
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
If I ask you then I will tell you mine as well.
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Ahem- ok...
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Fair enough
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
Yes, I am the Name.
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I mean what's your name?
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Touché. Can we at least know your name?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
Ok Jokes apart but, you can call me "Zomi"
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How old are you?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
Old enough to know better, young enough to pretend I don’t.
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I will expect this flow of the podcast.....
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What do you do?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
I appear, confuse, and vanish. It's performance art.
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Are you bot?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
A bot wouldn’t have this much sarcasm, trust me.
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Do people recognize you from your old account?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
Only the wise. Or the bored. Either way, I deny everything.
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Are you always this cryptic?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
Only on weekdays ending in 'Y'.
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I ain't expecting any straight answer from you anymore.
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Why are you Even writing this CS?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
I need to make at least 1 gc
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
And it's one of the requirements that's it.
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Final question... Who are you?
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
A riddle, wrapped in a hoodie, sipping chai while dodging questions.
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
Or maybe your favourite plot twist. Who knows?
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Well, that was... something.
This has been “Getting to Know...Absolutely Nothing.”
Tune in next time — or don’t. Name probably won’t either.
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚🎙️
Just chat and move on
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So it's a wrap!!!
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Thanks but no thanks again'
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