My Uncle?!!! Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Author

Hey everyone, I’m Dusk—your author! Super excited to start this journey with you. Let’s dive right into Chapter 1, shall we?

Aurelius Kingston (ML)

For the last time, Elijah—fuck off. How many times do I have to reject you before it sinks in? You're lucky you're my friend’s son, or I would've dealt with you a long time ago.

Elijah Whitmore (MC)

Please, Uncle... I love you. I’m not playing games—I mean it.

Luca wren

(Softly, resting a hand on Aurelius’s arm) Aurelius, love... don’t be so cold. He’s just a kid, let him figure out his heart.

Elijah hurls the book across the room, eyes blazing.

Elijah Whitmore (MC)

What the actual fuck is this book?! First of all, the main lead—Aurelius—is a certified asshole. Second, Luca? Total sweetheart, undeservedly stuck in this mess.

Elijah Whitmore (MC)

And third—why the hell does the dumbass side character have my name?! Like, seriously? He's a walking embarrassment.

Elijah’s friend raises a brow, peeking over his shoulder.

Elijah's friend

You’re reading a BL novel again?

Elijah Whitmore (MC)

Fuck off, I’m pissed.

Elijah's friend

You’re literally the CEO of Whitmore & Co.

Elijah Whitmore (MC)

And CEOs can’t enjoy a little gay drama now?

Elijah's friend

Fine, why are you mad?

Elijah Whitmore (MC)

(Slamming the book shut) Because this book is stupid. Same recycled trash—cold, emotionally constipated main lead, cinnamon roll love interest, slow burn, blah blah, they fall in love. Yawn.

Elijah's friend

So, what's the problem?

Elijah Whitmore (MC)

It has a side character named Elijah freakin’ Whitmore. Same name as me. And he’s a dumbass 20-year-old who's head over heels for the 35-year-old main lead, who just so happens to be his dad’s best friend!

Elijah's friend

(Bursts out laughing) Dude, the author probably got inspiration from you.

Elijah Whitmore (MC)

Shut up. I became CEO at 25 and turned it into a billion-dollar company by 29. I’m nothing like that dumbass disaster version of me.

Elijah finally made it home after a long-ass day of pretending to work while sneakily devouring that BL novel under the desk. Yeah, he’s the CEO—but priorities, babe.

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