You Annoy Me (but I Think I Like You)
detention, again
Taehyung
You’re late again. What a shock.🥴
junkook
I tripped. Over your ego. 🙄
Taehyung
At least you got close to something intelligent.
Sensei (sir)
junkook .Taehyung. Detention after school. First day and already?*cold*
[Private Chat: Taehyung 😎 ➤ Unknown Contact]
Taehyung
'"Detention with him again.
...Why does it weirdly feel like the highlight of my day?""📲💬
[Private Chat: junkook 🐰 & yoongi 🌸]
junkook
I swear this is personal. He lives to get me in trouble.📲💬
min yoongi
Or maybe he just wants your attention 😌📲💬
junkook
Please. If I had a yen for every time he insulted me, I’d be rich enough to transfer schools.📲💬
min yoongi
But you don’t. So you’re stuck in detention with him again.
Alone. In an empty classroom. With him.*smirk*📲💬
junkook
STOP romanticizing my torture. 😤📲💬
⚠️ Reminder: Big storm hitting after lunch. Don’t forget your umbrellas, people!🔊
park jimin
Too late. Already forgot mine. Gonna freestyle swim home. 🏊♂️
junkook
Ugh. Why does the universe hate me? Forgot mine too 🤧😤
Taehyung
Figures. You finally bring your homework… but not your brain.😂
junkook
Why are you like this??😤
Taehyung
Just keeping the natural balance. You whine, I mock. Harmony. ✨🙂
[After School – Entrance Hall, Rain Pouring]
junkook
*staring out at the storm*
Awesome. Totally soaked within five steps.🥴
Taehyung
*holding an umbrella*
You planning to stand there all night?
junkook
Yes. Maybe lightning will strike me and end my suffering. 🙄
Taehyung
Tempting offer. But until then....
(holds umbrella over his head)
Taehyung
It’s not like I want to walk home with you.
But watching you melt into a puddle would be mildly inconvenient.😌
junkook
Gee, thanks for the heroic gesture.👀
[On the Walk Home –They Shared the Umbrella]
junkook
You're walking too fast.😑
Taehyung
You’re walking too slow.😶
junkook
Well, maybe if you held the umbrella in the middle—
Taehyung
Maybe if you were taller. 🧍
(They stop arguing for a moment. Rain falls softly around them. Their shoulders accidentally brush.)
junkook
...Your hoodie smells like books.
Taehyung
...You talk too much.
junkook
But you didn’t pull away.
Taehyung
...Neither did you.
[Private Chat: junkoook ➤ yoongi 🌸]
junkook
Walked home with him.
Shared his umbrella.
Still hate him.
…Probably.
I think.
Maybe.📲💬
Taehyung
LOL.
Girl. You’re done for. 💘😂
junkook
you are too much 🚶♀️
it's meeh
guys how's going on story 😑✌️
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