Dear Diary
teacher:....°tch° Vishu and Suryansh count all the students present here from section B and C
Suryansh
°Ahem° Oh sir ji counting manne hindi me karni hai ki angreji me? Baat ye hai ki manne angreji na aave
Anmol
Shuru hogya fir se ye..
Suryansh
Wo sir ji ek baar na humare gaav me pehli baar humne sabun dekha tha.. Fir maine dekha to khushbu aati thi..fir mujhe laga ki ye khane ki chiz hai..fir maine teen lifebuoy kha liye tabse hi dimag sahi nhi chalta mera
Vedant
°trying his best to not laugh°
Teacher: °speechless° tum rehne do beta.. Vishu tum-
Vishakha
°ting ting ting ting, started laughing°
The teacher got worried
"tum dono rehne do beta.." *shayad dono baccho ki mansik sthiti kharab hai..*
°both went back to their places and the teacher asked Astuti and Aarav to count°
Astuti
Sir.. there's total of 46 people of both classes combined..
Aarav
Mm.°nods in agreement°
teacher: then you'll be playing dodge ball today, everyone partner up
Yammy
°staring out the window and notices the slow shower of rain start°..eh?..sudden rain..°the students playing outside start running inside as they start getting wet in the rain°
Sowmya
°drags carry away° apni bhi class hai idhar dhyan de le chimkandi
Yammy
Abe- kaha? Mai to barish dekh rahi thi bhai..
Sowmya
Haa sab pata hai mujhe
Yammy and Sowmya team up, surie and vishu, mahi and astu, amul got stuck with some random, vedant and Aarav teamed up
Yammy
Ghochu ab tujhe mai potect karu ya mujhe tu kregi??ಠ益ಠ
Sowmya
ಠ益ಠಠ益ಠಠ益ಠaise to hum dono pehle out honge
Yammy
ಠ益ಠare mandh kuttiya
Sowmya
Abe pr ball kiske paas haiಠ益ಠ
Yammy
Mujhe kya pata?ಠ益ಠ
Yammy
Tu game pe dhyan de naಠ益ಠ
Sowmya
ha aur tera Dhyan kidhar hai｡ಠ益ಠ
Astuti
vishu ka to abhi bhi butt me dhyan hai..｡◕‿◕｡
Vishakha
Kuch bola tune?｡◕‿◕｡
Astuti
Butt is the key to success ｡◕‿◕｡
°someone threw the ball and it came straight towards Sowmya and yammy°
Yammy
ABE SUAR YA TO SIDE HOJA YA CATCH KRLE KYA KAR RHI-.
Sowmya
°end up getting hit°
Yammy
°standing at the side° madarchod pehle hi round me out kara diya
Sowmya
( ꈍᴗꈍ) wo aksar aisi situations me mera dimag band pad jata hai
Yammy
Haa Mera bhi padd gaya tha jo tere sath khel li
Yammy
°Watching the others play°
In the next couple minutes the students which were playing outside burst in too
°everyone stopped playing and looked at them°
Kevin
°enters with his group of friends°
Aaftab
°walked in with kevin°
Yammy
°kept looking in their direction°..
Astuti
Ye dalle seniors dubara se agye I swear inhe dekh ke khoon khaulta hai ಠ益ಠ
Vedant
haina haina man to krta hai us Nikhil ka mu todd du ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
Aarav
Haa na iski ladai Hui thi last year usee
Sowmya
Haa meko yad bhai bc maine suna wo 9th se hi gym wagera jata tha
Yammy
Ha tabhi to Vedant ka ek hath todd diya tha
Vedant
Abe Mera bas chlta to mai to uski tange bhi tod deta bas mai thoda acha hu na
Suryansh
°place a hand on vedant's shoulder from behind°
Vishakha
Haw tu to gaya sun liya sab Nikhil ne
Vedant
°turns around° sorry bhaiya mazak tha sab kuch....
Suryansh
Ye to gandu hi rahega
Vedant
Behen ke laude itna bhadda mazak ಠ益ಠ
Aaftab
°came from behind and put his arms on both of their shoulders°
Aaftab
Aur bhai kya chlra?
Vedant
Bhai tum saare chutiya ho kya
Suryansh
Haa bc jidhar dekho koi peet deta hai koi piche se dara rha hai ya to pitt ke marjaunga ya to ye heart attack se
Suryansh
Ab to lagne laga hai school nhi survival show me aata hu daily
Suryansh
hath ni chhodna sath ni chhodna haath ni chhodna sath ni chhodna
Kevin
°walks over, running his hand through his wet hair° kya kar rha be Aaftab tu juniors ko pareshan krne aajata hai baar baar
Vedant
Haa bhaiya ye gande wale bhaiya mera rep karna chahte hai
Aaftab
...°slides away° maine notice kiya hai tu dhire dhire gay ban gaya hai vedant
Astuti
Recently suryansh ke sath zyada rehne laga hai
Sowmya
Abe yar ye 12th walo ne hi jack krli humari class
Mahi
bhen ki lodi ek round terepe khela nhi gaya
Kevin
Kya khel rhe the tumlog?
Teacher: *ab itne saand kaise baccho ko kaise sathme handle kru* °looks troubled°
Suryansh
Sir bade pareshani me lagre ho aap bolo to..
Yammy
Shilpa medam ko bula de hum?ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Teacher: HAA-! °ahem° matlab haa bulaa laao unko itne baccho ko akele nhi sambhal sakta..°ahem°
Suryansh
afjsksakakshsjs bhnchod gala daba de mera tu
Yammy
Are Mera matlab Mai bhi chlungi
Teacher: ek minute ek minute tum kyu uske sath jaarhi ho?
Yammy
Are sir aapne dekha nhi bechare ka mansik santulan kharab hai kahi akele gaya aur isko kuch hogaya to!?
Suryansh
Sahi baat Kehri hai sir ye.. aurat jaat.. Waise to °chuckles° mahre ko aurato se koi matlab rakhne ko pasand na hai par wo thoda dimag se gaya guzra hu na
Yammy
haa sir isko aise laat padti rehti hai bichme to hosh me ajataa hai abhi ye Suryansh Chaudhry bngaya hai laat padne pe Surie banega
Suryansh
ui maa-! Kya hogaya behen mai dubara pagal hogyi thi kya?
Yammy
Dekho sir wapis agaya
Teacher: °staring in shock° acha..beta jaao...
Yammy
°quickly ran out of class dragging suryansh with her° ab maza ayega
Suryansh
Bhai waise gay hone ki acting achi krta hu
\(ϋ)/♩♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)\(ϋ)/♩
Vishakha
Abe ye dono kya bakchodi krre the dubara se
Aaftab
Sir to badi gambhir chinta me lagre hai
Sowmya
aur wo dono class se bunk marenge ab aur hum is mote ki bakchodi sunege..
Astuti
abhi sadme me hai to chup hai warna phir shuru hojayega
Chipkala kumar
°nodding from amul's shoulder°
Vishakha
°hides behind mahi°
Mahi
lavdi Terese bechara chipkala khud darta hai
Anmol
MERA CHIPKALA WAPIS AGAYA
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mai bta rhi yeh gunga hai
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yeh sabke stories me cool chuchundal kyu bna phirta
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us bhai us, school me hm volleyball khelte rehte the, seniors mid-match ball lekr bhaga dete the
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