My Ex, My Body Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Melessa

*gasping* Peter?! What are you—? Who is that?!

She charges into the gym, hair wild, wearing cupcake-patterned pajamas because—dream logic

Peter

*smiling too much* Oh, hey Mel. This is Tasha.

He wraps an arm around the ponytail-wearing stranger. She giggles. The betrayal is immediate.

Melessa

*mouth falling open* Tasha?! Who the hell is Tasha?! You’re already dating? It’s been two months! Two!

Tasha

*smug* You must be the ex. He told me you were… quirky.

Melessa

*snatching a kettlebell* I’m about to be incarcerated, Tasha.

She hurls it like a vengeful Greek goddess. Everything goes white.

It was a dream....

Reality. Morning. Somewhere between 7AM and a nervous breakdown.

Melessa

*waking with a jolt* GAHHHH— *she sits up. Blinks. Squints* ...Why is my ceiling so plain? And why does it smell like sweat and—wait.

She throws off the blanket. Sees muscle. A lot of it

Melessa

OH MY GOD, WHOSE THIGHS ARE THESE?!

She scrambles out of bed. Hits her shin on a protein tub. Glares.

Melessa

Is this…? Is this Peter’s room? No. No no no. This is a dream. Dream within a dream. A dream burrito.

She runs to the mirror. Sees Peter’s face staring back.

Melessa

*horrified whisper* No. Freaking. Way. *she touches her—his—face. Slaps a cheek. Slaps the other. Nothing* WHY DO I HAVE STUBBLE?!

Melessa

*she lifts her—his—shirt. Gasps.* I HAVE ABS. I HAVE ACTUAL, TERRIFYING ABS. AND—OH GOD—PECS. I AM A HUMAN DOOR.

Silence. Then a strangled scream that rattles the windows.

Melessa

*yelling* PETER WOODS, WHAT KIND OF CURSED NIGHTMARE BODY SWAP JUMANJI SHENANIGAN IS THIS?!

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This is kinda interesting...so update fast dear author!!!/Smile/

2025-06-18

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