Threated by My Professor 4

Riley Quinn(FL)

*Riley stared at the quiz like it owed her money*

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Why are there letters in this math? I signed up for numbers, not alphabet soup!"

Kieran Vale

*Sitting calmly, grading papers like a silent villain* "Its basic algebra. Don't act like it's a crime scene."

Riley Quinn(FL)

*Gasping* "Then why does it feel like murder?!"

Riley Quinn(FL)

*She wrote something down, then erased it. Then rewrote it. Then stared at it like it just insulted her family*

Riley Quinn(FL)

"If I write 'I tried' in big letters, does that count?"

Kieran Vale

" No. But it'll make a great quote on your failure report.”

Riley Quinn(FL)

*Her stomach growled. Loudly. The kind of loudness that makes birds fly off trees*

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Great. My stomach's exposing me. We get it-I'm hungry and dumb."

Kieran Vale

*Without looking up* "At least one of those is fixable."

Riley Quinn(FL)

*Riley banged her head lightly on the desk*

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Why did I even come today? I should've stayed home and binged horror movies."

Kieran Vale

"This is horror. Just with math."

Riley Quinn(FL)

*She drew a tiny crying stick figure in the corner of her paper*

Riley Quinn(FL)

"That's me. Dying. Artistically."

Kieran Vale

"... Still not getting extra marks."

Just then, the bell rang. University was over.

Riley Quinn(FL)

*Jumps up like she was set free from prison* "I SURVIVED! Take that, numbers!"

Riley Quinn(FL)

*She shoved her paper at Kieran and ran out like someone was chasing her*

Later that evening...

Riley Quinn(FL)

*Riley finally reached home - her house was just a short walk from the university*

Riley Quinn(FL)

*She threw her bag on the couch and flopped onto her bed like a dramatic queen*

Riley Quinn(FL)

"SURVIVED. But barely."

Riley Quinn(FL)

*Then she grabbed her phone and called her two best friends, Cassie and Aria*

Riley Quinn(FL)

(on call) "HELLO?! Why didn't you two show up today? I suffered alone! There was a pop quiz! A math attack! And my stomach literally betrayed me in front of Satan-l mean, the professor!"

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"OMG chill, girl. Aria had a dentist appointment, and I overslept."

Aria Blake

(Aria in the background) "Also, I told you to bring snacks today. You didn't."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"You all abandoned me in my darkest hour."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"You sound fine to me."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"I drew a crying stick figure! That's NOT fine!"

Riley Quinn(FL)

"You don't understand! That quiz was a crime. I guessed half the answers and drew a duck in sunglasses for bonus points!"

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"Wait-AGAIN with the duck? Didn't you get yelled at last time?"

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Yes, and this time he threatened to grade the duck instead of me!"

Aria Blake

(snorting): "To be fair, the duck probably did better."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Wow. Betrayed by my own squad. Love that."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"So... how was he today?"

Riley Quinn(FL)

*Kicks her blanket dramatically* "You mean Mr. Ice Cube in human form? He was freezing today. Like freezer level. Like I accidentally ate icecream too fast and now my soul is gone cold."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"Did he give you that look again?"

Riley Quinn(FL)

"The 'I can see your brain melting' look? Yes. Repeatedly."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"Honestly, I ship it."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Cassie NO."

Aria Blake

"I second that. The tension in that classroom could boil noodles."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"You guys are sick. I was suffering. My stomach growled so loud, he asked if it was me or a dying raccoon."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"I wish I'd seen that."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Oh, and guess what else-he said if I kept talking, he'd assign me math problems so evil they scream. SCREAM, Aria."

Aria Blake

"That man needs therapy... or maybe snacks."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"He needs a vacation from you."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Fair."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"So what now? You're done being dramatic or...?"

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Please, I've only just begun. I'm planning a full comeback tomorrow. I'm bringing snacks, a smart attitude, and a backup calculator in case I need to throw it."

Aria Blake

"I love this for you. But please don't throw school property again."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"It slipped last time! My hand was just... violently expressive."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"Anyway, we're coming tomorrow. We'll survive the Ice King together."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"You all better. I need moral support. And someone to catch me if I faint from math trauma."

Cassie Wolfe(fl bff)

"I got you, babe."

Aria Blake

"Same. But if you pass out dramatically, I'm filming it."

Riley Quinn(FL)

"Rude. But fair."