Bend the Male Lead System
Chapter 3: Hundred Thousand Peepees
System 056 (vin-vin)
{How shameless...}
I heard the mechanical voice mutter under its breath.
Kai Shin (MC)
(It has breath!?)
Kai Shin (MC)
"But! I'm really hungry right now—I could eat a whole cow!"
I exaggerated dramatically.
Kai Shin (MC)
"WHERE THE HECK IS MY BODY!?!"
Kai Shin (MC)
"I’VE BEEN FLOATING WITHOUT A BODY THIS ENTIRE TIME!?"
Kai Shin (MC)
"HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT!?"
Kai Shin (MC)
(AHHHRGHH!!!)
I screamed internally, panicking with every passing second.
System 056 (vin-vin)
{Calm down your horses, Host. You're so dramatic, AF.}
056 said in the same deadpan, robotic voice.
Kai Shin (MC)
(I honestly don't know what’s more devastating)
Kai Shin (MC)
(The fact that I currently have no body...)
Kai Shin (MC)
(Or the fact that this literal system just said “AF” with its usual robotic monotone voice.)
Kai Shin (MC)
(Can you blame me though!? A system using slang!?)
Kai Shin (MC)
"Okay, okay! I’m calm... for now,"
I said while pretending to take a deep breath
Kai Shin (MC)
(—wait. Can I even breathe!?)
Kai Shin (MC)
"So like... what now?"
I asked the system, half-curious, half-stressed, fully hungry.
System 056 (vin-vin)
{To answer your question about why you're just a floating soul right now... try to think about why you're here in the first place. That should answer everything.}
Kai Shin (MC)
(Oh, yeah...)
Kai Shin (MC)
(I got bodied by a truck.)
Kai Shin (MC)
(Make sense now.)
System 056 (vin-vin)
{And as for your precious pulled pork sandwich, you'll get to eat that once you're transferred to your first mission.}
System 056 (vin-vin)
{I mean, you couldn’t really eat or digest anything in your current form...}
Honestly? I could feel the system side-eyeing me right now. With zero emotion, somehow still judging me.
Kai Shin (MC)
"Then what are we waiting for!?"
Kai Shin (MC)
"Let’s go to the first world!"
Kai Shin (MC)
"If the only way I can eat that pulled pork sandwich again is to suck a f*cking peepee—then I’ll suck a hundred peepees!!!"
I shouted with the resolve of someone declaring war.
…That sandwich really must’ve been life-changing, huh?
System 056 (vin-vin)
{Anyways}
System 056 (vin-vin)
{Get ready to be transferred, Host.}
Suddenly, I heard the same clanking noise from earlier—the one I heard when I first arrived here.
Then, without warning, a blinding light—brighter than the room I'm in right now—flashed before my eyes...
✨Ur AUTHOR-NIM✨
I know I know
✨Ur AUTHOR-NIM✨
This chapter is quite short
✨Ur AUTHOR-NIM✨
since this is only a filler chapter
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