BL SYSTEM: I Was Sent to Help Him, Not to Date!
》Elite All-Boys Academy 《
Students start packing their things and chatting. Riley is still seated, observing everyone like he’s watching a nature documentary.
Riley Hudson[Host]
💭So far no one’s bullied me, no one’s tried to sniff me, and no one’s challenged me to an Alpha dominance fight.
Riley Hudson[Host]
💭I call that a win.
Peachy [System 🍑]
“You do realize that’s the bare minimum, right?”
Riley Hudson[Host]
“Shhh. Let me enjoy my peace while it lasts.”
A gentle voice speaks from the side.
Eliot Swan [DO]
Hi, Riley, right?
Eliot Swan [DO]
I'm Eliot Swan.
Eliot Swan [DO]
*Smiles with effortless grace*
Riley Hudson[Host]
Oh...*stunned*
Riley Hudson[Host]
You’re the class belle.
Riley Hudson[Host]
The omega with perfect cheekbones.
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Recovers quickly*
Riley Hudson[Host]
I mean—yes!
Riley Hudson[Host]
That’s me. Hello.
Eliot Swan [DO]
*Chuckles*
Eliot Swan [DO]
If you need help adjusting or navigating the school, feel free to come to me anytime.
Eliot Swan [DO]
I know how overwhelming it can be at first.
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Grins*
Riley Hudson[Host]
I might take you up on that.
Riley Hudson[Host]
Especially if it includes where to find the least terrifying Alphas in the cafeteria.
Peachy [System 🍑]
[ding!] “Warning: Eliot is dangerously close to developing interest."
Peachy [System 🍑]
"Please remember: your mission is Oliver, not side quests.”
Riley Hudson[Host]
“I’m not doing anything! He came to me! Don’t ‘ding’ me for being pretty!”
Suddenly, the classroom door slams open with a loud BANG! Everyone turns.
Orion Olson [DA]
*Enters with zero shame, school tie undone, blazer missing, a toothpick in his mouth like he’s auditioning for a biker drama*
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Classmate 1: He's late again.
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Classmate 2: That’s like… four days in a row.
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Eyes widen*
Riley Hudson[Host]
Who—what—why is he walking in like he owns the mafia?
Peachy [System 🍑]
“That’s Orion Olson. Oliver’s twin brother. Looks like a delinquent. Acts like a delinquent. Probably is a delinquent.”
Riley Hudson[Host]
“Why do I suddenly feel like I’m in the middle of a very gay telenovela?”
Orion Olson [DA]
*Scans the room, his eyes briefly meeting Riley’s—something sharp flashes in them, then he looks away and slumps into his seat in the back row*
Eliot Swan [DO]
*Visibly flustered as he steals a glance at Orion, cheeks slightly pink*
Peachy [System 🍑]
“Target Eliot Swan: confirmed crush on Orion Olson. Complication detected.”
Riley Hudson[Host]
“This world is cursed with love triangles. No—love pentagons. I'm the only one who's single and sane.”
Oliver Olson [DA]
*Suddenly speaks beside Riley*
My brother's always like that. Don’t worry.
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Startled* Oh—hey.
Riley Hudson[Host]
Yeah, he kinda entered like a Final Boss. Is he always this… dramatic?
Oliver Olson [DA]
*soft chuckle* Always.
Peachy [System 🍑]
[ding!] “Oliver’s emotional barrier: slightly lowered. Keep it up, Host!”
Riley Hudson[Host]
“I didn’t even do anything! Should I breathe at him more or what?!”
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Clutches his stomach dramatically*
Riley Hudson[Host]
“Okay, my body may be in another world, but my stomach still obeys Earth laws. I need food.”
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Turns to Eliot with a friendly smile*
Riley Hudson[Host]
Hey, Eliot, want to grab lunch together?
Riley Hudson[Host]
I have no idea where the cafeteria is, and I might accidentally walk into a broom closet and cry there.
Eliot Swan [DO]
*Laughs softly*
Sure. I’ll show you the way. The lunch lady likes Omegas if you smile at her.
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Grinning*
Noted. Weapon of choice: dimples.
As they stand and gather their things, both Oliver and Orion subtly glance toward them.
Oliver Olson [DA]
You’re going to lunch?
Riley Hudson[Host]
*surprised he spoke up again*
Riley Hudson[Host]
Yeah. You wanna come too?
Orion Olson [DA]
*suddenly cuts in, lounging in his seat*
Are you an Omega?
The room goes a little quiet at the sudden question.
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Staring at him*
No, I’m a taco. 😑
Riley Hudson[Host]
Obviously I’m an Omega, Sherlock.
Peachy [System 🍑]
[ding!] “Host Riley, your sarcasm is reaching dangerous levels.”
Riley Hudson[Host]
“Peachy, I’m hungry and being interrogated by a delinquent with cheekbones. Let me cope.”
Orion Olson [DA]
Tch. Feisty for an Omega. 😏
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Smiles sweetly*
And you’re nosy for someone who just got here.
Oliver Olson [DA]
*Gives Orion a faint warning look* Don’t start, Orion.
Orion Olson [DA]
*Shrugs, standing up lazily*
Orion Olson [DA]
Just asking.
Orion Olson [DA]
New Omega shows up and sits next to you.
Orion Olson [DA]
People might get ideas.
Riley Hudson[Host]
*Mock gasp*
Oh no! Not ideas!
Riley Hudson[Host]
What will the fantasy high school gossip blogs say?
Eliot Swan [DO]
*Nervously trying to change the subject*
Eliot Swan [DO]
Um, lunch?
Eliot Swan [DO]
Let’s all go together?
Riley Hudson[Host]
“Why does it feel like I’ve accidentally adopted the entire main cast in 12 minutes?”
Peachy [System 🍑]
“Because you have irresistible side-character energy. Everyone wants a piece.”
Riley Hudson[Host]
“I want a sandwich, not drama.”
The four walk out of the classroom. Riley in the middle, Eliot chatting with him on one side, Oliver walking quietly on the other… and Orion trailing behind with his hands in his pockets, looking both bored and amused.
💫Ms. Lazy💫
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Ms._Goldie_The_Goldfish
food is life, life is food. /Grin//Grin//Grin//Grin/
2025-06-14
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Ms._Goldie_The_Goldfish
/Facepalm//Facepalm//Facepalm//Facepalm/
2025-06-14
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