Enigma's Bodyguard Is His Mate
Episode 3:
[Scene: Gun’s Penthouse – Morning | Phone Call In Progress 📞]
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
*yelling* FIVE TIMES, GUN! Five! What do you want me to do?!
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
Mail you to our enemies with a bow on top?!Σ(ಠ_ಠ)
Gun(E)ML
*lazy tone* That depends.
Gun(E)ML
Can it be a red bow? Red's kind of my vibe lately.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
*raging* YOU BLEW UP A CAR! A MAYOR’S CAR! IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Gun(E)ML
It was slightly on fire. (─.─||）
Gun(E)ML
Technically, I didn’t
start it.
Gun(E)ML
I just… encouraged it.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
You threw gasoline at it.(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Gun(E)ML
*muttering* Details, details.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
*snaps* I swear to God, you’re going to give Dad an aneurysm.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
You’re grounded.
Gun(E)ML
*snorts* I’m twenty-two, not twelve.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
Grounded. As in: You follow orders, or I glue you to a chair.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
Dad's order — you’re hiring a bodyguard. Someone who’ll babysit your wrath and keep your limbs attached.
Gun(E)ML
*dramatic gasp* A babysitter?! Do I look like a toddler with a glock?!
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
Exactly.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
*gritting teeth* Zackson will handle it.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
Don't mess this one up.
Onyx (Gun's brother) D.O
If another bodyguard quits crying because you shot near their foot again—
Gun(E)ML
I missed on purpose! I was aiming for the floor!
[Scene: Gun's Phone – Dialing Zackson 📞]
Gun(E)ML
Find me a new meat shield. Preferably one who doesn't scream when I flip a table.
Zackson(D.A)
*blinks* Another bodyguard?(@_@)
Gun(E)ML
Ugh, Onyx just yelled at me for twenty minutes.
Gun(E)ML
Said it was ‘family bla bla bla shame level 3000 bla bla bla.’ Dad’s involved bla bla bla. I’m under bla bla bla Mafia bla House Arrest™.
Zackson(D.A)
*sighs softly* I’ll start the search.
Gun(E)ML
Great. Make sure he’s not like the last guy. That dude flinched every time I breathed.Σ(ಠ_ಠ)
Zackson(D.A)
You set his shoes on fire.
ಠ,_｣ಠ
Gun(E)ML
*shrugs* They were ugly.
Zackson(D.A)
*not reacting* And the one before him?
Gun(E)ML
He wore that strong minty cologne. My eyes burned. I had trauma.
Zackson(D.A)
(They didn’t leave. He chased them out with emotional terrorism.)
Zackson(D.A)
*stoic* I’ll find someone... resilient.
Gun(E)ML
Preferably hot. Like, not hotter than me, but, you know. Decent jawline.
Zackson(D.A)
*deadpan* Understood.
Gun(E)ML
*grins* And someone who knows how to shut up but fight like hell.
Gun(E)ML
*leans back on his couch* Ugh. Babysitter duty... I’ll make him quit by Friday.｡◕‿◕｡
Comments
Wade
Can't believe he easily accepted that. I thought they were going to argue until he was willing to accept it.
2025-07-27
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Wade
Are you really looking for a bodyguard or model?. 😂
2025-07-27
1
༻꫞ 𝐷𝑎𝑟𝑘 ꫞༺
hahahha damn this ml his crazy /Facepalm//Facepalm/
2025-06-15
1