Is The Kid Mine?
Present Day.
Back at David's home 🏡 ....
Ubong
When did you get someone pregnant? 🤰 🤔
David
Are you seriously asking me that? 😏
Ubong
You can't avoid drama to save your life, can you? 😂 What's the mess this time? Did you accidentally forget your seed inside someone?What's going on?
David
I got someone at my door who just confirmed that i got a 5 year old daughter I never knew. She is the mother, and I'm the father.😪
Ubong
😱👀 WHOAAAA, HOLD UP! 😲 You're tellin' me you've got a 5-year-old daughter and you didn't even know?! 😂🤣 Okay, okay, this is a new level of mess, even for you, "The Avoider"! 😅 What's the plan, man? Are you gonna step up and be a dad, or are you gonna... well, I don't know, avoid her too? 😂 What's going on with this lady, anyway? How did she just show up outta nowhere?
David
I gotta run DNA test, it can't be?
Ubong
but the lady seems to have money 😏😅 definitely your type. 🤪
Ubong
Lol, "run that deal test" 😂, you mean like, verify if you're actually the father? 😂👀 Okay, bruh, get a paternity test ASAP, 'cause this lady might be playing you like a fiddle 🎻. What's the vibe with her, though? Is she looking for a sugar daddy or something? 😂 cos u ain't even got money. You better get to the bottom of this, 'cause "Dad" ain't gonna be your new nickname just yet 🤣. What's the kid's name, anyway?
David
why are you talking like that? 😏😒
Ubong
cos I feel this is a movie. Someone might be filming this right now 🤡😅
Ubong
Yup! DNA test, yeah! 😂 You better get that test done. Don't wanna be stuck with child support for a kid that's not even yours, bruh 💸. So, what's the lady's story? How did she claim you were the father, and what's her angle? You better grill her like a BBQ, get all the details. And for real, what's the kid's name? You gotta know something about this little human you're supposedly connected to 😂.
David
child support?
this is Nigeria 🇳🇬 tho. And stop talking like that, and this is no movie. It's my life here! 😒
Ubong
but for real, try to stay calm.
Don't let her play your head like that.
David
Hmmm, she dropped a number and said she will be back in 2 days
Ubong
😂 She's playing it cool, huh? Droppin' a number and givin' you a deadline 📝. You better be ready for when she comes back, bruh. Get that DNA test scheduled ASAP, and don't let her dictate the pace 🚀. You need to take control of this situation, 'cause right now, she's the one callin' the shots 🤔. What's the number she dropped, anyway? Is it a Nigerian number or what?
Ubong
Lol, don't worry 'bout the number, bruh 😂. Focus on gettin' that DNA test done and gatherin' your thoughts. You can't let her dictate the pace, so chill and get your ducks in a row 🦆. When she comes back in 2 days, you'll be ready, or you'll at least have a plan 📅. What's your next move, though? You gonna try to reach out to her before she comes back, or you gonna play it cool and wait?
David
🤔 Ok , I guess I'll take the DNA test when she arrives, we will go together.
Ubong
👊 That's the spirit, bruh! You show up with her, get the test done, and get some answers 📊. Don't let her come at you with any more surprises, get the facts straight 🚫. You goin' into this calm and collected, or you gonna let her get under your skin? 🤔 Either way, you'll know the truth soon enough, and that's what's important 💯. You better be ready for whatever the results say, though 🤯.
Ubong
What if it says...
You're the father
Dave meets with Lavender in a sit out resort just a few blocks away from his home.
Aurica, the little girl is also present.
David
I would rather take a test.
to confirm all this.
Lavender
she is your daughter, believe me, I am not lying, and she needs you now more than ever. I can't keep her away from her father forever
David
whatchu mean forever? she is just five years old, miss whoever
Lavender
it's Lavender, just call me Lavender.
David
so you looking for a father who can babysit?
Lavender
See, we can go for the test now, ok?
But I won't let her grow without a father.
Back at David's home.... the results shocked him 😳
and Ubong isn't too surprised tho
Ubong
😱👀 WOOOOO! Congrats, bruh... I guess?! 🎉 You're officially a dad! 😂 Now what? You gonna step up and be a father to this little one, or is this gonna be a whole new level of drama? 🤔 You gotta figure out your next move, 'cause this changes everything 🤯. You ready to be a dad, or do you need some time to process?
car horns outside, and it's Lavender. David goes to meet her.
Aurica
Mommy said, you're my daddy. Are you my daddy?
Aurica
do you know you braid hair? 🤔
David
[squats to fit Aurica's height]
can you teach me?
Aurica
No, I can't, but I can teach you other stuffs tho.
David
oh, really? [now smiling]
like what??
Aurica
dance moves. I see people do dance moves with their dad on tik tok. there's one I would like us to try.
David
😅😅 yeah, I'm not a tik tok person. how about video games?
Ubong
[looking at David from the doorstep and smiling] heyy!!!
David
it's your uncle. you are gonna love him
David
[turns to Lavender].
you have a lot of explanation to do.
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