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Kookie (jk's daughter)
YAH! Are you blind or—?!
J-HOPE
Watch where you’re—!
But mid-sentence, both freeze.
As soon as their eyes meet, both go completely silent.
J-Hope’s eyes widen in horror.
He stares down at the small figure in front of him — a kid.
J-HOPE
Omo! You’re a little one! I… I just yelled at a kid?!
(stammering, horrified)
Kookie’s eyes widen too — but for a different reason.
The man standing before her is tall, dressed sharp, with soft curls and an adorable pout of panic on his face.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
{He’s… really cute. Like, really REALLY cute...}(thinking, stunned)
J-HOPE
I’m so, so sorry!I didn’t mean to shout...(quickly bowing)
J-HOPE
Are you hurt?! Please don’t cry — I’m the worst!
Kookie just keeps staring, blinking rapidly, her anger completely forgotten.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Marry me! 💍✨
(eyes sparkling like a K-drama heroine)
J-HOPE
...EXCUSE ME?! 😳
(utterly shook)
J-Hope’s entire soul exits his body for a second.
Did this tiny, angry little creature just propose to him in the middle of a supermarket?!?
J-HOPE
{What the—?! Is this a prank? Hidden cameras? Am I on a kid's reality show?!}
(mentally screaming)
Jhope stands frozen, staring at her like a deer caught in headlights.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
No answer? Rude.
(folding her arms, tapping her foot)
She flips her hair dramatically.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Look, handsome — this is your fault, okay?
(dead serious, with a flirty grin)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
First, you bump into me and knock me right into love. 💘
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Then, you stare at me with those adorable puppy eyes.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Now? You expect to walk away?!
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Nope. Not happening.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
You broke it — you bought it.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
You have to marry me.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
That’s the rule.
J-Hope blinks. Once. Twice. He’s seen chaotic things — but nothing, nothing prepared him for this sass-powered smol stranger demanding marriage like she’s the CEO of Romance Inc.
J-HOPE
I-I— You’re just— HOW OLD EVEN ARE YOU?!
(voice cracking)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Old enough to know you're fine, mister😉
J-HOPE
{How does she even know how to flirt?!}
(thinking)
J-HOPE
{ What am I supposed to say?!}
(thinking)
Jimin steps out of the changing room, casually adjusting his jacket.
He looks around and instantly notices a very awkward J-Hope standing stiffly in front of a tiny, fiery-eyed girl who is staring up at him like he’s the last slice of cake.
Jimin
(confused, walking over)
Jimin
Hyung… what’s going on?
Before J-Hope can even open his mouth,
Kookie turns to look at Jimin and gasps.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
WOW! Another deadly handsome boy?! 😳💘
(eyes sparkling, hands on her cheeks)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
My eyes… my eyes feel blessed!
Kookie (jk's daughter)
God really opened his best Photoshop file when he made you two!
She clutches her heart dramatically.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Two walking heartbreaks in one store?!
(pointing between them)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
This must be a danger zone! 🚨💔
J-HOPE
…Did she just… call us heartbreaks?
(He stares at her, wide-eyed.)
Jimin
{Why does this little girl flirt like she’s in her twenties… and why is Hyung sweating bullets?}
(thinking)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
And you… tall, pretty, and mysterious —
Are you single, or do I have to fight off your fangirls too?😉
(then turning to Jimin, smirking)
Kookie strikes a dramatic pose, one hand on her hip, the other pointing at both men.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Pick your poison, boys — sunshine or mystery. Either way, I’m a catch. 😌✨
Jimin stares down at her like she’s an alien with perfect pick-up lines.
J-Hope is visibly sweating.
Stunned Jimin stares in pure confusion at the tiny girl dropping cheesy pickup lines like it’s a dating game show.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
(see jimin's confuse expressions)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
(dramatically flipping her hair)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Alright, let’s cut to the chase.
(crossing her arms, sass loaded)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
This handsome sunshine over here — is he your friend?
(to jimin)
Jimin
Uh… yeah?
(glancing at J-Hope, confused)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Well, he’s guilty of a serious crime!
(grinning with dramatic flair)
Jimin
...What crime?
(blinking)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
He bumped into me, flashed those cute little expressions... and stole my heart! 💘
(pointing at J-Hope)
Kookie (jk's daughter)
So now, he has no choice. He has to marry me!😤
Kookie (jk's daughter)
And you, Mr. ElvenEyes — congratulations, you're now the official witness at our wedding 💍
((to Jimin, with a wink))
Jimin turns to J-Hope, eyes wide in disbelief.
Jimin
Hyung. What. Is. Happening?
(with his eyes)
J-HOPE
Jimin-ah! Please! SAVE me from this flirty tornado! 😫
(dramatic eye pleading)
Jimin sighs, mentally preparing himself, then crouches down to Kookie’s level, his tone gentle but trying to manage the chaos.
Jimin
Okay, sweetheart.
(sweetly, smiling)
Jimin
Marriage is a pretty big step, right?
Jimin
And for something like that, your parents need to be there too.
Jimin
So, tell me… where are your parents?
Jimin
Did you come to the supermarket all alone?
Kookie tilts her head thoughtfully, blinking as if she just had an epiphany.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Oh. My. Gosh. You're so right! 🤯
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Why didn’t I think of that before?
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Of course my parents should be there!
(gasps, then dramatically)
Jimin smiles in relief. J-Hope exhales like he just survived a hostage negotiation.
Kookie (jk's daughter)
Come on! My Appa here in the supermarket.I’ll take you to him right now!
(beaming)
Jihope glance at each other, horrified
J-HOPE
If her dad’s anything like her, we’re doomed…(whispering to Jimin)
They start following her nervously, unaware of who her mysterious "Appa"
Comments
𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯_𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦_💙
author you got another reader does that mean you will forget me 😭 (don't know somehow insecure)
2025-06-05
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Bunnypark
Girl—calm down He is your dad’s love, not your eye candy. He’s your future stepdad, so back off before Jungkook grounds you and revokes your WiFi privileges
2025-06-05
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𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯_𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦_💙
oh author update or I'm gonna die!!!!!
your stopped at such interesting point 😭
2025-06-04
2