Mental health hotline
Ghost
I can feel you are awake
Huh
Why am I not in handcuffs?
Ghost
Your fingerprints didn't match the one on the dead body
Huh
He'll come after me, I'm sure of it!
Huh
Why didn't you let me die?
Ghost
Relax, I may not be able to see ghosts but, I'm sure he's dead
Ghost
How are you feeling?
Huh
Then whose fingerprints were found?
Ghost
That's what I call miracles
Ghost
Woah, that's uh... nobody ever wanted to know my name before...
Huh
So, you don't have it?
Huh
That sounds like you don't
Huh
You didn't have to yell now, did you?
Huh
I can't believe I'm now talking like you
Ghost
Does breathing hurt like before?
Ghost
Let me introduce myself properly...
Ghost
I'm your emergency mental health hotline
Ghost
Yes, and guess who made it possible?
Huh
I'm really crazy then, huh?
Ghost
I don't know about that but, please share with me your triggers first, now that you seem sane
Huh
You're not really great with this customer service, are you?
Ghost
I didn't say I was the best in my line of work now, did I?
Ghost
So, your triggers...
Huh
It was my first time trying to kill myself, you know?
Ghost
You are a novice then
Huh
You are noting that down? How rude!
Ghost
The headquarters need a report on you or I'm not going to get my rewards
Ghost
Okay, so how are you going to pay the hospital bill?
Ghost
It says here that you are jobless and a deaf/mute person in reality with no particular talent than being a hot body for your deceased father, all correct?
Huh
When you put it like that? I sound totally incapable
Huh
So, dear mental hotline... show me where to get the money from and I'd promise to never commit suicide again
Ghost
I'm not your guider, am I?
Huh
So, where do you think I'm going to get this much money with my physical disabilities?
Ghost
That's not my problem
Ghost
I just need you breathing and healthy
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